Azurspan
@azurspan.bsky.social
formerly Selph
funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s
queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!
No minors!
My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda
funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s
queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!
No minors!
My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda
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What do you do when the New Year ball gets broken? You substitute yourself. Come on everyone, ring in 2026 with a BANG! I'm... hopeful I can last til midnight *creeeeeeeak* ... maybe.
(Art @glazfox.bsky.social)
#kinkart #inflation #macro #impliedpopping
(Art @glazfox.bsky.social)
#kinkart #inflation #macro #impliedpopping
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What do you do when the New Year ball gets broken? You substitute yourself. Come on everyone, ring in 2026 with a BANG! I'm... hopeful I can last til midnight *creeeeeeeak* ... maybe.
(Art @glazfox.bsky.social)
#kinkart #inflation #macro #impliedpopping
(Art @glazfox.bsky.social)
#kinkart #inflation #macro #impliedpopping
Alright. I've changed my username on bsky. New year blah blah.
I want some distance from the kaboompanda name and selph as a character, i still really enjoy him but i felt like people were getting attached to him; rather than me.
you can call me Azurspan, Azure, still Selph if you want, its fine!
I want some distance from the kaboompanda name and selph as a character, i still really enjoy him but i felt like people were getting attached to him; rather than me.
you can call me Azurspan, Azure, still Selph if you want, its fine!
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Alright. I've changed my username on bsky. New year blah blah.
I want some distance from the kaboompanda name and selph as a character, i still really enjoy him but i felt like people were getting attached to him; rather than me.
you can call me Azurspan, Azure, still Selph if you want, its fine!
I want some distance from the kaboompanda name and selph as a character, i still really enjoy him but i felt like people were getting attached to him; rather than me.
you can call me Azurspan, Azure, still Selph if you want, its fine!
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January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
slapping myself with my phone so i don't reply to bad takes
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
slapping myself with my phone so i don't reply to bad takes
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Just finished it~
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Just finished it~
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friend: I like your ocs, can you tell me more about them?
me:
me:
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
friend: I like your ocs, can you tell me more about them?
me:
me:
head feels like chaos today, adhd brainfog everywhere
too many thoughts buzzing; can't focus on a single line
going to try and play something, see if it helps direct it
too many thoughts buzzing; can't focus on a single line
going to try and play something, see if it helps direct it
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
head feels like chaos today, adhd brainfog everywhere
too many thoughts buzzing; can't focus on a single line
going to try and play something, see if it helps direct it
too many thoughts buzzing; can't focus on a single line
going to try and play something, see if it helps direct it
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I will continue to call AI slop if it upsets them that much
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I will continue to call AI slop if it upsets them that much
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listen, getting stuck in a doorway is a classic ultrachub date activity, but Dominic has yet to meet a wall that can stop him when he's decided to really throw his weight around
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
listen, getting stuck in a doorway is a classic ultrachub date activity, but Dominic has yet to meet a wall that can stop him when he's decided to really throw his weight around
Oh no a hot older man with a cigar hypnotised @anothermeekone.bsky.social to inflate until they pop what a tragedy...
Anyway. Make sure you get a good seat for the fireworks.
#kinkart #myart #inflation #impliedpopping
Anyway. Make sure you get a good seat for the fireworks.
#kinkart #myart #inflation #impliedpopping
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Oh no a hot older man with a cigar hypnotised @anothermeekone.bsky.social to inflate until they pop what a tragedy...
Anyway. Make sure you get a good seat for the fireworks.
#kinkart #myart #inflation #impliedpopping
Anyway. Make sure you get a good seat for the fireworks.
#kinkart #myart #inflation #impliedpopping
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@raygunna956.bsky.social said this pressure test was super important for getting into the space program... Im so tight! 😖
July 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@raygunna956.bsky.social said this pressure test was super important for getting into the space program... Im so tight! 😖
blew up @munchiepup.bsky.social 'cause he's a big, hot, balloon. Just an off-hand doodle trying to get shapes to feel right.
#myart #kinkart #inflation
#myart #kinkart #inflation
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
blew up @munchiepup.bsky.social 'cause he's a big, hot, balloon. Just an off-hand doodle trying to get shapes to feel right.
#myart #kinkart #inflation
#myart #kinkart #inflation
love it when game devs make super beefy grr huge man options for male playable characters, catering to their power fantasy
but don't realize the reason they're so popular is cause they've basically just handed the mlm community fuel for hyper muscle porn on a silver platter
but don't realize the reason they're so popular is cause they've basically just handed the mlm community fuel for hyper muscle porn on a silver platter
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
love it when game devs make super beefy grr huge man options for male playable characters, catering to their power fantasy
but don't realize the reason they're so popular is cause they've basically just handed the mlm community fuel for hyper muscle porn on a silver platter
but don't realize the reason they're so popular is cause they've basically just handed the mlm community fuel for hyper muscle porn on a silver platter
the way people repeat the same posts on grom*r, especially when they're roleplay posts or ads for stuff, reminds me a lot of like... old runescape or wow
like y'know how people would hang around spamming "SELLING RUNE PLATE" over and over?
like that but for fat smut and engagement
like y'know how people would hang around spamming "SELLING RUNE PLATE" over and over?
like that but for fat smut and engagement
January 2, 2026 at 12:26 PM
the way people repeat the same posts on grom*r, especially when they're roleplay posts or ads for stuff, reminds me a lot of like... old runescape or wow
like y'know how people would hang around spamming "SELLING RUNE PLATE" over and over?
like that but for fat smut and engagement
like y'know how people would hang around spamming "SELLING RUNE PLATE" over and over?
like that but for fat smut and engagement
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Coop is having some alone time after finding out he can blow himself up bigger through his cock. He's been pumping up his cock so much it's going a bit see-through but he's determined to keep on huffing up bigger!
Anon commish
Anon commish
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Coop is having some alone time after finding out he can blow himself up bigger through his cock. He's been pumping up his cock so much it's going a bit see-through but he's determined to keep on huffing up bigger!
Anon commish
Anon commish
gonna work on venting less on social media
been saying that for bout a decade but y'know
magical thinking, its new year
also im genuinely getting annoyed at myself for doing it lol
been saying that for bout a decade but y'know
magical thinking, its new year
also im genuinely getting annoyed at myself for doing it lol
January 2, 2026 at 11:16 AM
gonna work on venting less on social media
been saying that for bout a decade but y'know
magical thinking, its new year
also im genuinely getting annoyed at myself for doing it lol
been saying that for bout a decade but y'know
magical thinking, its new year
also im genuinely getting annoyed at myself for doing it lol
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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I love this wall of a raccoon AHHHHHHHHH
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I love this wall of a raccoon AHHHHHHHHH
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
just going to say this one more time
if i'm not responding to you enough; tell me
if i don't respond; poke me again
don't go off on a rager about how i don't talk to you enough
i'm disabled and have only so much stamina per day to do things, i can't instigate conversation every, single, time
if i'm not responding to you enough; tell me
if i don't respond; poke me again
don't go off on a rager about how i don't talk to you enough
i'm disabled and have only so much stamina per day to do things, i can't instigate conversation every, single, time
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
just going to say this one more time
if i'm not responding to you enough; tell me
if i don't respond; poke me again
don't go off on a rager about how i don't talk to you enough
i'm disabled and have only so much stamina per day to do things, i can't instigate conversation every, single, time
if i'm not responding to you enough; tell me
if i don't respond; poke me again
don't go off on a rager about how i don't talk to you enough
i'm disabled and have only so much stamina per day to do things, i can't instigate conversation every, single, time
This isn't true for everyone, obviously, but I'm getting absolutely exhausted by people within kink spaces who keep using their own crises as an excuse to belittle, lash out, or stomp on my feelings.
I'm sorry you're having a difficult time but I'm still deserving of human decency. Shit hurts.
I'm sorry you're having a difficult time but I'm still deserving of human decency. Shit hurts.
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This isn't true for everyone, obviously, but I'm getting absolutely exhausted by people within kink spaces who keep using their own crises as an excuse to belittle, lash out, or stomp on my feelings.
I'm sorry you're having a difficult time but I'm still deserving of human decency. Shit hurts.
I'm sorry you're having a difficult time but I'm still deserving of human decency. Shit hurts.