Azusis
@azusis.bsky.social
Dragon * Labrador Dad * Climber * Hiker * Backpacker * Writer * Traveler * Photographer * He/Him * Telegram: Azusis
Hold up, my neighbor said she's in Chicago this weekend ... For some sort of convention ......
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hold up, my neighbor said she's in Chicago this weekend ... For some sort of convention ......
Expectation: achieving life goals will cause happiness and fulfillment
Reality: achieving life goals causes panic attack and existential crisis
Reality: achieving life goals causes panic attack and existential crisis
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Expectation: achieving life goals will cause happiness and fulfillment
Reality: achieving life goals causes panic attack and existential crisis
Reality: achieving life goals causes panic attack and existential crisis
This seems wildly dystopian?
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This seems wildly dystopian?
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
1. Fin whale
2. Mountain lion
3. White-tailed sea eagle
4. Spinner dolphins (while underwater)
5. Grizzly bear
It's amazing I'm still alive tbh
1. Fin whale
2. Mountain lion
3. White-tailed sea eagle
4. Spinner dolphins (while underwater)
5. Grizzly bear
It's amazing I'm still alive tbh
Which five animals have you seen out in the wild? Very special thanks to the park service of a bygone era for making most of these sightings possible for me:
1. Brazillian free-tailed bats
2. Spotted eagle ray
3. Black vulture
4. Plains bison
5. Greater roadrunner
1. Brazillian free-tailed bats
2. Spotted eagle ray
3. Black vulture
4. Plains bison
5. Greater roadrunner
What five animals have you seen in the wild??? I've seen these goodbois:
1: BLUE WHALES are HUGE
2: far too many a tiger snake
3: An actual dingo dude
4. Barracudas are heaps shiny
5. Golden fricking eagles I thought was the mothman
And lots more good creatures...
1: BLUE WHALES are HUGE
2: far too many a tiger snake
3: An actual dingo dude
4. Barracudas are heaps shiny
5. Golden fricking eagles I thought was the mothman
And lots more good creatures...
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
1. Fin whale
2. Mountain lion
3. White-tailed sea eagle
4. Spinner dolphins (while underwater)
5. Grizzly bear
It's amazing I'm still alive tbh
1. Fin whale
2. Mountain lion
3. White-tailed sea eagle
4. Spinner dolphins (while underwater)
5. Grizzly bear
It's amazing I'm still alive tbh
Hey guys I don't mean to brag (I do) but I have 128gb of ram in my desktop. I bought it when ram was dirt cheap because "why not."
Now my ram is worth a nice used car apparently.
😭
Now my ram is worth a nice used car apparently.
😭
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hey guys I don't mean to brag (I do) but I have 128gb of ram in my desktop. I bought it when ram was dirt cheap because "why not."
Now my ram is worth a nice used car apparently.
😭
Now my ram is worth a nice used car apparently.
😭
Monthly budgeting be like "okay, well that $500 car registration is just this mo, next mo will be normal!" And then next mo it's "okay, that urgent care visit was a random $200, next mo will be normal!" And then it's "well $300 for Christmas gifts is just for Dec, next mo will be normal..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Monthly budgeting be like "okay, well that $500 car registration is just this mo, next mo will be normal!" And then next mo it's "okay, that urgent care visit was a random $200, next mo will be normal!" And then it's "well $300 for Christmas gifts is just for Dec, next mo will be normal..."
Ok this is a weird thing to try and describe but am I the only one who has like, actual trouble reading comics?
I don't like the pictures and text. I don't like swapping back and forth. It seems to break up whatever story is going on so badly that I can't follow it.
Just give me a book :x
I don't like the pictures and text. I don't like swapping back and forth. It seems to break up whatever story is going on so badly that I can't follow it.
Just give me a book :x
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ok this is a weird thing to try and describe but am I the only one who has like, actual trouble reading comics?
I don't like the pictures and text. I don't like swapping back and forth. It seems to break up whatever story is going on so badly that I can't follow it.
Just give me a book :x
I don't like the pictures and text. I don't like swapping back and forth. It seems to break up whatever story is going on so badly that I can't follow it.
Just give me a book :x
Friendsgiving set a new record, 32 people in my house! @_@
And as usual everyone was lovely, respectful, made great food, and we had a ton of fun!
And as usual everyone was lovely, respectful, made great food, and we had a ton of fun!
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Friendsgiving set a new record, 32 people in my house! @_@
And as usual everyone was lovely, respectful, made great food, and we had a ton of fun!
And as usual everyone was lovely, respectful, made great food, and we had a ton of fun!
Goddamnit I'm so close
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Goddamnit I'm so close
Non-medical male genital mutilation (circumcision) on children and babies unable to consent should be unequivocally illegal. No religious exceptions. Your religion doesn't give you the right to harm your child.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Non-medical male genital mutilation (circumcision) on children and babies unable to consent should be unequivocally illegal. No religious exceptions. Your religion doesn't give you the right to harm your child.
I love the horse personalities on display here lol
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I love the horse personalities on display here lol
So long, bumper-to-bumper warranty 🫡
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So long, bumper-to-bumper warranty 🫡
Electric bike = trucks intentionally trying to hit you, being honked at, getting associated with people in spandex
Electric skateboard = kids rolling down their windows to shout awesome at you, random thumbs up, everyone's starting a conversation with you where the first word is "duude"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Electric skateboard = kids rolling down their windows to shout awesome at you, random thumbs up, everyone's starting a conversation with you where the first word is "duude"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Electric bike = trucks intentionally trying to hit you, being honked at, getting associated with people in spandex
Electric skateboard = kids rolling down their windows to shout awesome at you, random thumbs up, everyone's starting a conversation with you where the first word is "duude"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Electric skateboard = kids rolling down their windows to shout awesome at you, random thumbs up, everyone's starting a conversation with you where the first word is "duude"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
why money gone at end of month, where go?
[pulls up spending reports]
House: One billion dollars
Pets: One million dollars
Self: Twenty bucks
Hmmmm better spend less on myself this month!
[pulls up spending reports]
House: One billion dollars
Pets: One million dollars
Self: Twenty bucks
Hmmmm better spend less on myself this month!
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
why money gone at end of month, where go?
[pulls up spending reports]
House: One billion dollars
Pets: One million dollars
Self: Twenty bucks
Hmmmm better spend less on myself this month!
[pulls up spending reports]
House: One billion dollars
Pets: One million dollars
Self: Twenty bucks
Hmmmm better spend less on myself this month!
I love my two types of friends that are like
1) "I love board games, I'm so good at scrabble."
and
2) "I love board games, my kitchen table is exclusively used for War of the Ring. What's your favorite race in Root?"
1) "I love board games, I'm so good at scrabble."
and
2) "I love board games, my kitchen table is exclusively used for War of the Ring. What's your favorite race in Root?"
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I love my two types of friends that are like
1) "I love board games, I'm so good at scrabble."
and
2) "I love board games, my kitchen table is exclusively used for War of the Ring. What's your favorite race in Root?"
1) "I love board games, I'm so good at scrabble."
and
2) "I love board games, my kitchen table is exclusively used for War of the Ring. What's your favorite race in Root?"
> Be me
> Lost 50% of staff, working hard
> Inherit project that's been passed around for 11 months
> Have had project for 3 weeks
> Called into meeting to be scolded for why project has taken a year
🙃
> Lost 50% of staff, working hard
> Inherit project that's been passed around for 11 months
> Have had project for 3 weeks
> Called into meeting to be scolded for why project has taken a year
🙃
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
> Be me
> Lost 50% of staff, working hard
> Inherit project that's been passed around for 11 months
> Have had project for 3 weeks
> Called into meeting to be scolded for why project has taken a year
🙃
> Lost 50% of staff, working hard
> Inherit project that's been passed around for 11 months
> Have had project for 3 weeks
> Called into meeting to be scolded for why project has taken a year
🙃
Flashing slab 11c feels better than any other 11c
It's just so technical, I love it
It's just so technical, I love it
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Flashing slab 11c feels better than any other 11c
It's just so technical, I love it
It's just so technical, I love it
Leave me alone, Microsoft!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Leave me alone, Microsoft!!
