This is what happens when you let your husband wrap the birthday present.

An unrequited love story for the ages.

What are they looking at? Wrong answers only.

Hot damn, the WGA won. The summary of what's been agreed to is in the link but just, wow. www.wgacontract2023.org/the-campaign...

When your cat only wants to be out on the enclosed back patio:

Me: *tapping him on the back to go inside*
Crane: *indignant meow*
Me: You have to!
Crane: *runs to cat tower on catio and proceeds to sharpen claws*
Me: *grabs him under his front arms to haul him indoors*
Crane: *turns to liquid*

Anyone else currently obsessed with Fae Farm?

When the human tricks you into going to the vet.

Me to Printer: print this document double sided
Printer: ok!
Mercury in retrograde: Look! Invisible ink!

Today I remembered I like to knit.

Husband: I want to play that monopoly game with the camels and the hotels.
Me: Five Tribes?
Husband: 🤷‍♂️ I don't know what it's called.
Me: It's called Five Tribes.

We're playing The Hygge Game. I ask my husband the top question.

Him (in the most casually evil manner possible):I'm never gonna give you up. I'm never gonna let you go.

Me: How dare you Rick Roll me! 😒

I think post-covid fatigue is the worst part of covid.

every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto

Just realized I've turned into my grandpa.

Almost always willing to go on a car ride. Not always willing to visit the destination - especially if it's a grocery store. 🤣

Welp, let's see if this is the thing that lures me back out into the social sphere.