researchers right now are trapped in a fucking hole and they try to hire other researchers to help them dig out but then the universities say ooooo but that person doesn’t have a bachelors degree so they can only work for you for 900 hours and also we won’t allow you to pay them a good amount even
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
researchers right now are trapped in a fucking hole and they try to hire other researchers to help them dig out but then the universities say ooooo but that person doesn’t have a bachelors degree so they can only work for you for 900 hours and also we won’t allow you to pay them a good amount even
Val in The Birdcage deserves a punch in the fucking mouth
January 30, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Val in The Birdcage deserves a punch in the fucking mouth
Internships are so outdated how can you say with a straight face to a college student "come work for me and I won't pay you but it'll look good on your resume" go fuck yourself
January 22, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Internships are so outdated how can you say with a straight face to a college student "come work for me and I won't pay you but it'll look good on your resume" go fuck yourself
Fuck. This monkey just curled its paw. Unbelievable.
January 15, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Fuck. This monkey just curled its paw. Unbelievable.
Do companies have any idea how using AI in their ads just completely throws away any possibility of impressing their audience? You couldn’t even dish out some fucking money for someone to make an original ad for your company? Are you broke???
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Do companies have any idea how using AI in their ads just completely throws away any possibility of impressing their audience? You couldn’t even dish out some fucking money for someone to make an original ad for your company? Are you broke???
Looking for Viktor arcane pics (VikPics) frantically and being unable to find them and entering into Google furiously “Viktor council room sitting in chair holding cane with a glove and looking cunty arcane red lighting search enter Siri enter search search god damn it fuck”
January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Looking for Viktor arcane pics (VikPics) frantically and being unable to find them and entering into Google furiously “Viktor council room sitting in chair holding cane with a glove and looking cunty arcane red lighting search enter Siri enter search search god damn it fuck”
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
I think Jerma read my message aloud last night 🥺
December 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I think Jerma read my message aloud last night 🥺
Change My Mind by One Direction and Summertime by My Chemical Romance are the same song and I’m right
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Change My Mind by One Direction and Summertime by My Chemical Romance are the same song and I’m right
Hearing my mom use Five Nights at Freddy’s terms is actually a jumpscare in its own right
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hearing my mom use Five Nights at Freddy’s terms is actually a jumpscare in its own right
Sitting in therapist’s waiting room across from a little boy. I’m wearing my “Undiagnosed but Something’s Wrong” sweatshirt. Needless to say we are resonating.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sitting in therapist’s waiting room across from a little boy. I’m wearing my “Undiagnosed but Something’s Wrong” sweatshirt. Needless to say we are resonating.
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
I can watch Arcane season 1 over and over again until the end of time. Arcane season 2, however, can only be watched once, because I can’t survive with my heart and lungs outside of my body
October 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I can watch Arcane season 1 over and over again until the end of time. Arcane season 2, however, can only be watched once, because I can’t survive with my heart and lungs outside of my body
Season 5 of Steven Universe went so fucking hard. You had to be there. They dropped bomb after bomb and I still eat that shit up it was so rich and dense.
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Season 5 of Steven Universe went so fucking hard. You had to be there. They dropped bomb after bomb and I still eat that shit up it was so rich and dense.
Yeah therapy today was good but my therapist quoted a Taylor Swift song at me. In fact she opened the lyrics on her laptop so she could read me that shit verbatim.
October 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Yeah therapy today was good but my therapist quoted a Taylor Swift song at me. In fact she opened the lyrics on her laptop so she could read me that shit verbatim.
I just saw about 40,000 tiny Isr*eli flags in the grass in front of a church by my house. Major fucking L
October 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I just saw about 40,000 tiny Isr*eli flags in the grass in front of a church by my house. Major fucking L
I wish people would stop quitting my job. How am I supposed to quit if THEY quit. The fuck.
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I wish people would stop quitting my job. How am I supposed to quit if THEY quit. The fuck.
Typed into Apple Maps “Are there cacti in Asia”. No results
October 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Typed into Apple Maps “Are there cacti in Asia”. No results
Got that one Fun song from Cat in the Hat on repeat in my head. Frustrated but still enjoying the song so I’m trapped here freaking it sensitive style at 12:45am
October 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Got that one Fun song from Cat in the Hat on repeat in my head. Frustrated but still enjoying the song so I’m trapped here freaking it sensitive style at 12:45am
I know we all know this and I know we’re always saying it but god the fucking job market is fucking bullshit and it fucking sucks and I think we should all redacted
September 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I know we all know this and I know we’re always saying it but god the fucking job market is fucking bullshit and it fucking sucks and I think we should all redacted
IT hates to see me coming.
September 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
IT hates to see me coming.
Me: What religion do you think a praying mantis is?
Dad: I think they’re Buddhists.
Mom: Yeah, they’re Buddhists.
Me: Yeah, I thought so too.
Dad: I think they’re Buddhists.
Mom: Yeah, they’re Buddhists.
Me: Yeah, I thought so too.
September 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Me: What religion do you think a praying mantis is?
Dad: I think they’re Buddhists.
Mom: Yeah, they’re Buddhists.
Me: Yeah, I thought so too.
Dad: I think they’re Buddhists.
Mom: Yeah, they’re Buddhists.
Me: Yeah, I thought so too.
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mage viktor talking to jayce
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
mage viktor talking to jayce
Me when I have to do the job I begged god for
August 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Me when I have to do the job I begged god for