- my dream last night
- my dream last night
my roommate when there is a LITERAL TORNADO on the ground in our town: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
my roommate when there is a LITERAL TORNADO on the ground in our town: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[spends thirty minutes organizing her “tattoo ideas” photo album into sub-albums and sub-sub-albums]
[spends thirty minutes organizing her “tattoo ideas” photo album into sub-albums and sub-sub-albums]
1) angel wings, any size, halo optional
2) demon wings, any size, horns optional
3) vaginoplasty
your move, heaven/hell/UIowa LGBTQ Clinic
1) angel wings, any size, halo optional
2) demon wings, any size, horns optional
3) vaginoplasty
your move, heaven/hell/UIowa LGBTQ Clinic
Life is fleeting. Messy, unpredictable.
Make the plans. Ask the question.
Have coffee. Grab dinner.
Put joy on the calendar.
Life is fleeting. Messy, unpredictable.
Make the plans. Ask the question.
Have coffee. Grab dinner.
Put joy on the calendar.
oopsies
oopsies
oh yeah, it's still passover.
sorry god, it's a safe food. I have to
oh yeah, it's still passover.
sorry god, it's a safe food. I have to
“piano man! i love you piano man!”
“that’s the second most expendable character i can think of”
“buddy, you kind of lost me.”
“this is just like neon genesis evangelion, which isn’t something you can say very often”
“piano man! i love you piano man!”
“that’s the second most expendable character i can think of”
“buddy, you kind of lost me.”
“this is just like neon genesis evangelion, which isn’t something you can say very often”