Kei Black
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This cat may look cute, but she's got claws and isn't afraid to use them
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"Eggnog. Mixed with rum."
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❝ Which do you like more for the holidays? Hot chocolate or eggnog? ❞
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❝ Which do you like more for the holidays? Hot chocolate or eggnog? ❞
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December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Eggnog. Mixed with rum."
She said down at the other end of the campfire, taking out her own small lidded pot; she put it near the fire, staying silent.
Camping somewhere…
Enjoying the cold night air. While she does enjoy company, nothing’s wrong with being alone every now & then when things are doing well.
Enjoying the cold night air. While she does enjoy company, nothing’s wrong with being alone every now & then when things are doing well.
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
She said down at the other end of the campfire, taking out her own small lidded pot; she put it near the fire, staying silent.
"As long as you're okay. Ay, if you want some one-on-one's, just call me up, but don't be surprised if you end on the ground a lot."
“That was simply wonderful! Oh the thrill of war and battle, the loss of my serfs, ahhh~
I do miss when these battles were more frequent, but I am fine!”
-She chuckled, there didn’t seem to be another ambush but she couldn’t be completely sure yet…-
I do miss when these battles were more frequent, but I am fine!”
-She chuckled, there didn’t seem to be another ambush but she couldn’t be completely sure yet…-
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"As long as you're okay. Ay, if you want some one-on-one's, just call me up, but don't be surprised if you end on the ground a lot."
"Ya good?"
Even though it was battle, she still has a bit of sportsmanship.
She was well prepared for an ambush, still holding her wool sack of snowballs.
Even though it was battle, she still has a bit of sportsmanship.
She was well prepared for an ambush, still holding her wool sack of snowballs.
-The mermaid stood up. Normally she’d be furious over losing, she does take war VERY seriously. But she couldn’t lie and say she didn’t have fun.
A cute giggle escaping her lips as she carefully dusted herself off-
A cute giggle escaping her lips as she carefully dusted herself off-
Holding back laugher, she found new perch and nailed whoever stuck around with a snowball.
When the battlefield was clear, she made her way to the ground, still smiling under her cover from that working.
When the battlefield was clear, she made her way to the ground, still smiling under her cover from that working.
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Ya good?"
Even though it was battle, she still has a bit of sportsmanship.
She was well prepared for an ambush, still holding her wool sack of snowballs.
Even though it was battle, she still has a bit of sportsmanship.
She was well prepared for an ambush, still holding her wool sack of snowballs.
Holding back laugher, she found new perch and nailed whoever stuck around with a snowball.
When the battlefield was clear, she made her way to the ground, still smiling under her cover from that working.
When the battlefield was clear, she made her way to the ground, still smiling under her cover from that working.
-As her serfs were quickly overwhelmed Miranda was knocked to the ground by a snowball to the face!
Snow covering the side of her face as her soldiers more or less retreated back to the base for now with few standing in the way.-
Snow covering the side of her face as her soldiers more or less retreated back to the base for now with few standing in the way.-
She caught the Queen's throws and threw them back like grenades, aiming for her followers.
Moving to new cover; she threw one of her own snowballs at Miranda herself.
Moving to new cover; she threw one of her own snowballs at Miranda herself.
December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Holding back laugher, she found new perch and nailed whoever stuck around with a snowball.
When the battlefield was clear, she made her way to the ground, still smiling under her cover from that working.
When the battlefield was clear, she made her way to the ground, still smiling under her cover from that working.
She caught the Queen's throws and threw them back like grenades, aiming for her followers.
Moving to new cover; she threw one of her own snowballs at Miranda herself.
Moving to new cover; she threw one of her own snowballs at Miranda herself.
-As more of her men fell she started to get in the fight herself, using fallen serf bodies as protection as she tossed smaller but still very sharp snowballs at her-
“Wow she’s fast…serfs keep firing at her and-
Wait what do you mean we’re already out of snow again?!”
“Wow she’s fast…serfs keep firing at her and-
Wait what do you mean we’re already out of snow again?!”
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
She caught the Queen's throws and threw them back like grenades, aiming for her followers.
Moving to new cover; she threw one of her own snowballs at Miranda herself.
Moving to new cover; she threw one of her own snowballs at Miranda herself.
She gracefully moved another tree, sniping someone who was the furthest from her before going to a new perch.
Always utilize home field advantage.
Always utilize home field advantage.
-One of the serfs was nailed straight in the head, knocking them unconscious as the group looked around-
“Find her, or I swear to the merkingdom I’ll make whatever you go through worse than now~”
-fear gripped the serfs as the frantically searched the area for her!-
“Find her, or I swear to the merkingdom I’ll make whatever you go through worse than now~”
-fear gripped the serfs as the frantically searched the area for her!-
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
She gracefully moved another tree, sniping someone who was the furthest from her before going to a new perch.
Always utilize home field advantage.
Always utilize home field advantage.
Their voices broke the silence of the air, making it very easy to find them.
Using her advantages, she took to what remained of the trees, climbing up one and silently moving from tree to tree, pausing only when she found the party.
She opened her sack of ammo and gave a solid throw at one.
Using her advantages, she took to what remained of the trees, climbing up one and silently moving from tree to tree, pausing only when she found the party.
She opened her sack of ammo and gave a solid throw at one.
-The serfs continued to scout the area, not noticing her yet as the serfs over with Miranda continued to resupply-
“-and then as soon as we see here you ambush her and bring her to me and-!
What do you mean you can’t make Snow mines? I thought you could…odd, maybe Polly was wrong.”
“-and then as soon as we see here you ambush her and bring her to me and-!
What do you mean you can’t make Snow mines? I thought you could…odd, maybe Polly was wrong.”
And this was what she was born for.
Shedding her cloak to act as a sack, she pulled a black bandana from inside her hoodie, wetted it with snow, and covered her face to so to keep it harder to track her breath before heading out from her cover, her eyes narrowed like a hunter's.
Shedding her cloak to act as a sack, she pulled a black bandana from inside her hoodie, wetted it with snow, and covered her face to so to keep it harder to track her breath before heading out from her cover, her eyes narrowed like a hunter's.
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Their voices broke the silence of the air, making it very easy to find them.
Using her advantages, she took to what remained of the trees, climbing up one and silently moving from tree to tree, pausing only when she found the party.
She opened her sack of ammo and gave a solid throw at one.
Using her advantages, she took to what remained of the trees, climbing up one and silently moving from tree to tree, pausing only when she found the party.
She opened her sack of ammo and gave a solid throw at one.
"Just give me a name. I just want ta talk to em."
“I can’t believe I just got called gay as a derogatory term in 2025…”
I mean… He is.
I mean… He is.
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Just give me a name. I just want ta talk to em."
And this was what she was born for.
Shedding her cloak to act as a sack, she pulled a black bandana from inside her hoodie, wetted it with snow, and covered her face to so to keep it harder to track her breath before heading out from her cover, her eyes narrowed like a hunter's.
Shedding her cloak to act as a sack, she pulled a black bandana from inside her hoodie, wetted it with snow, and covered her face to so to keep it harder to track her breath before heading out from her cover, her eyes narrowed like a hunter's.
-As the onslaught came to a pause the merkingdom troops split into groups, the smaller group searching for her location and the larger group resupplying.
It really was a winter war the two had gotten involved in!-
It really was a winter war the two had gotten involved in!-
She fortunately found a small abandoned den under a cliff facing away from the line of fire.
Scurrying inside, she bunkered down and began to make ammo as she waited for the bombardment to pass.
Scurrying inside, she bunkered down and began to make ammo as she waited for the bombardment to pass.
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
And this was what she was born for.
Shedding her cloak to act as a sack, she pulled a black bandana from inside her hoodie, wetted it with snow, and covered her face to so to keep it harder to track her breath before heading out from her cover, her eyes narrowed like a hunter's.
Shedding her cloak to act as a sack, she pulled a black bandana from inside her hoodie, wetted it with snow, and covered her face to so to keep it harder to track her breath before heading out from her cover, her eyes narrowed like a hunter's.
She fortunately found a small abandoned den under a cliff facing away from the line of fire.
Scurrying inside, she bunkered down and began to make ammo as she waited for the bombardment to pass.
Scurrying inside, she bunkered down and began to make ammo as she waited for the bombardment to pass.
-and thus… the firing began.
Explosions of snow and clouds of steam being all someone could see from far away as they continued to fire and fire and fire!
Huge snowballs rolling forward and totaling forests and trees! Coating them in snow if not outright knocking them down!-
Explosions of snow and clouds of steam being all someone could see from far away as they continued to fire and fire and fire!
Huge snowballs rolling forward and totaling forests and trees! Coating them in snow if not outright knocking them down!-
"I never said I was on your side," She yelled as she bolted away at breakneck speed to the nearest cover, her hoodie's hood and cloak (just a wool blanket) up like a shield, prepared for incoming strikes.
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
She fortunately found a small abandoned den under a cliff facing away from the line of fire.
Scurrying inside, she bunkered down and began to make ammo as she waited for the bombardment to pass.
Scurrying inside, she bunkered down and began to make ammo as she waited for the bombardment to pass.
"I never said I was on your side," She yelled as she bolted away at breakneck speed to the nearest cover, her hoodie's hood and cloak (just a wool blanket) up like a shield, prepared for incoming strikes.
“Ooof! …oh I see, a traitor~
Serfs! Prepare to strike! Get the Calvary and weaponry ready!”
-aaaand now all the weapons are no directly aimed at her…well at least the mermaid princess would have fun.
And don’t mind that the snowballs are now being fixated with icicles…-
Serfs! Prepare to strike! Get the Calvary and weaponry ready!”
-aaaand now all the weapons are no directly aimed at her…well at least the mermaid princess would have fun.
And don’t mind that the snowballs are now being fixated with icicles…-
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"I never said I was on your side," She yelled as she bolted away at breakneck speed to the nearest cover, her hoodie's hood and cloak (just a wool blanket) up like a shield, prepared for incoming strikes.
"I'll keep an eye out for her. But in the mean time."
In a single fluid action, she scooped up a handful of snow, wadded it up into a ball, and threw a precise fastball at her face.
"Always expect a cheap shot."
In a single fluid action, she scooped up a handful of snow, wadded it up into a ball, and threw a precise fastball at her face.
"Always expect a cheap shot."
“Vera Oberlin! While she may have money on her side I have a bunch of serfs willing to be cannon fodder for the merkingdom so it evens out!”
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"I'll keep an eye out for her. But in the mean time."
In a single fluid action, she scooped up a handful of snow, wadded it up into a ball, and threw a precise fastball at her face.
"Always expect a cheap shot."
In a single fluid action, she scooped up a handful of snow, wadded it up into a ball, and threw a precise fastball at her face.
"Always expect a cheap shot."
She wasn't bothered by the armed guard.
"Noted. Who's the ops?"
"Noted. Who's the ops?"
“That’s up to you! Though of course the merkingdom is the best choice of them all!
So I’d recommend you join my side!”
-well “recommend” was a suggestion as she had a guard standing behind her with a mace in hand-
So I’d recommend you join my side!”
-well “recommend” was a suggestion as she had a guard standing behind her with a mace in hand-
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
She wasn't bothered by the armed guard.
"Noted. Who's the ops?"
"Noted. Who's the ops?"
She chuckled.
"Who's side am I on?"
"Who's side am I on?"
“So we engage in what’s known as snowball fights?
Ok! Serfs prepare the cannons!”
-Aaand just like that she turned what would be a snowball fights into winter warfare…
Good luck!-
Ok! Serfs prepare the cannons!”
-Aaand just like that she turned what would be a snowball fights into winter warfare…
Good luck!-
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
She chuckled.
"Who's side am I on?"
"Who's side am I on?"
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"You're not gonna believe what I got today."
She spun her bag from behind her to show that a blue button very similar to Ragatha's was hanging from a thin chain that hung among a depressed radish and a pink keychain that both hung from one of the faster clasps.
"You're not gonna believe what I got today."
She spun her bag from behind her to show that a blue button very similar to Ragatha's was hanging from a thin chain that hung among a depressed radish and a pink keychain that both hung from one of the faster clasps.
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
@sewingfriendships.bsky.social
"You're not gonna believe what I got today."
She spun her bag from behind her to show that a blue button very similar to Ragatha's was hanging from a thin chain that hung among a depressed radish and a pink keychain that both hung from one of the faster clasps.
"You're not gonna believe what I got today."
She spun her bag from behind her to show that a blue button very similar to Ragatha's was hanging from a thin chain that hung among a depressed radish and a pink keychain that both hung from one of the faster clasps.
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“ᴬᵐ ᴵ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ…?”
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
“ᴬᵐ ᴵ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ…?”
"It's been a while."
She came out of the shadows wearing a dark wool blanket like a cloak over her baggy hoodie.
She came out of the shadows wearing a dark wool blanket like a cloak over her baggy hoodie.
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"It's been a while."
She came out of the shadows wearing a dark wool blanket like a cloak over her baggy hoodie.
She came out of the shadows wearing a dark wool blanket like a cloak over her baggy hoodie.
Finding a locked door, she fished a couple of thin bits of metal from her sleeve.
With her fingers going slowly more numb as the cold's icy breath drew closer, she zipped open the lock with only minor complications.
Cursing that her fingers were now hurting, she snuck inside.
With her fingers going slowly more numb as the cold's icy breath drew closer, she zipped open the lock with only minor complications.
Cursing that her fingers were now hurting, she snuck inside.
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Finding a locked door, she fished a couple of thin bits of metal from her sleeve.
With her fingers going slowly more numb as the cold's icy breath drew closer, she zipped open the lock with only minor complications.
Cursing that her fingers were now hurting, she snuck inside.
With her fingers going slowly more numb as the cold's icy breath drew closer, she zipped open the lock with only minor complications.
Cursing that her fingers were now hurting, she snuck inside.
"Fire fruit?"
She knelt down, pulling a pile of dry sticks and kindling from the duffle bag slung across her shoulders.
Without a few moments, she had a fire going.
She knelt down, pulling a pile of dry sticks and kindling from the duffle bag slung across her shoulders.
Without a few moments, she had a fire going.
"Yeah, sure. All I've had the past few days was Fire Fruit Curry."
"Well, now ya do."
She folded her own arms.
"Wanna split some food? I can make a fire, and i can make something."
She folded her own arms.
"Wanna split some food? I can make a fire, and i can make something."
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"Fire fruit?"
She knelt down, pulling a pile of dry sticks and kindling from the duffle bag slung across her shoulders.
Without a few moments, she had a fire going.
She knelt down, pulling a pile of dry sticks and kindling from the duffle bag slung across her shoulders.
Without a few moments, she had a fire going.
"Well, now ya do."
She folded her own arms.
"Wanna split some food? I can make a fire, and i can make something."
She folded her own arms.
"Wanna split some food? I can make a fire, and i can make something."
"Well, how I s'pose ta know that?"
Crossing his arms.
"I bearly know ya."
Crossing his arms.
"I bearly know ya."
"Mu'fuka, I was raised by whores, I've heard, seen and smelled things you don't wanna now. I personally don't fuck many people. When ya see it for years... it loses its fun."
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Well, now ya do."
She folded her own arms.
"Wanna split some food? I can make a fire, and i can make something."
She folded her own arms.
"Wanna split some food? I can make a fire, and i can make something."
"Mu'fuka, I was raised by whores, I've heard, seen and smelled things you don't wanna now. I personally don't fuck many people. When ya see it for years... it loses its fun."
".... ya'll need ta get yer minds outta the gutter."
Eyeroll
Eyeroll
She began to laugh for a while.
"Now my face hurts. Fuck, that was a good one."
"Now my face hurts. Fuck, that was a good one."
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Mu'fuka, I was raised by whores, I've heard, seen and smelled things you don't wanna now. I personally don't fuck many people. When ya see it for years... it loses its fun."
She began to laugh for a while.
"Now my face hurts. Fuck, that was a good one."
"Now my face hurts. Fuck, that was a good one."
"I-... the fuck? Not what I mean!"
"Won't do that unless you pay me. And I don't sell cheap."
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
She began to laugh for a while.
"Now my face hurts. Fuck, that was a good one."
"Now my face hurts. Fuck, that was a good one."
"Won't do that unless you pay me. And I don't sell cheap."
Streeeeeetch.
"Ugh.... fuck me."
"Ugh.... fuck me."
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"Won't do that unless you pay me. And I don't sell cheap."