After about 20 minutes - he poked the guy next to him and said "This is pretty good." The guy said, "Yeah but it ain't nothing - you should have been here last week when a guy was in there with a chicken.

And she said no, there were two lesbians at work in a room and he could watch them through a one-way mirror.

He liked the idea and was led into a room with about 30 other people watching through a one way mirror.

The next week he went back with $30. Again he was told that nothing was available for that amount. But as he turned to leave the madam told him she had something different that he might enjoy. He said no way, not the chicken.

So he agreed to it and she took him into a little room with the chicken. After he finished, he told her that was the most disgusting thing he ever did and wanted his money back.

So he started to leave but she stopped him and said for that amount she had something different he might be interested in. She said he could try it with a chicken.

He said no way; but she talked him into trying it and if he didn't like it he wouldn't have to pay anything.

Codependent relationship!

All independent? No pimps?

Before she could say a word the turkey moaned - “ that’s enough! now drop your pants and stuff me already“

When she stepped back into the kitchen she found him vigorously fingering the turkey.

Well that’s one way to save on gender affirming surgery!

Current pieces really over-romanticize the modern era when it is perfectly normal to walk around with shit stuck in your ass after you poop

The boy replies, “One Snickers… two if we blow him afterward.”

Panicked, he steps out of the booth, spots a choir boy, and whispers awkwardly,

“Hey, what does the priest usually give for anal sex?”

During his first confession, a beautiful young woman admits she’s been having anal sex outside of marriage. The minister turns beet red, completely flustered, and realizes he has no idea what penance to give for this.