Humor Daily
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A young man went into a house of ill repute with $20. The Madam told him there was nothing available at the moment.
December 22, 2024 at 12:42 AM
A young man went into a house of ill repute with $20. The Madam told him there was nothing available at the moment.
When and how did Mr. Pavlov change his Shirt while running down the stairs? Why is Irma using a bell? Why is he running down like a dog? Why doesn’t the stairs have a hand rail?
December 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
When and how did Mr. Pavlov change his Shirt while running down the stairs? Why is Irma using a bell? Why is he running down like a dog? Why doesn’t the stairs have a hand rail?
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So if Devin Nunes had a cow account, why not his top aide, Kash Patel?
And could we please call it the Kash Cow?
And could we please call it the Kash Cow?
December 2, 2024 at 3:34 PM
So if Devin Nunes had a cow account, why not his top aide, Kash Patel?
And could we please call it the Kash Cow?
And could we please call it the Kash Cow?
He is figuring it out and probably right. Donald Trump may not be his father.
December 2, 2024 at 4:30 PM
He is figuring it out and probably right. Donald Trump may not be his father.
God: oh dear I’ve been there before
December 1, 2024 at 10:16 PM
God: oh dear I’ve been there before
I saw a deer getting hit by a car today. As it lay there dying, I thought of sending a its location to RFK Jr.
November 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I saw a deer getting hit by a car today. As it lay there dying, I thought of sending a its location to RFK Jr.
While preparing for Thanksgiving, the wife asked her husband to help out. She told him to watch the turkey to make sure it stayed moist, then stepped out of the kitchen to grab something.
November 29, 2024 at 3:53 AM
While preparing for Thanksgiving, the wife asked her husband to help out. She told him to watch the turkey to make sure it stayed moist, then stepped out of the kitchen to grab something.
The confidence you feel after fucking up a Turkey on Thanksgiving!
November 29, 2024 at 3:14 AM
The confidence you feel after fucking up a Turkey on Thanksgiving!
On Thanksgiving there are two types of people:
Those who fucks up the Turkey 🦃 and, Those who wish they could fuck the Turkey!
Those who fucks up the Turkey 🦃 and, Those who wish they could fuck the Turkey!
November 29, 2024 at 3:10 AM
On Thanksgiving there are two types of people:
Those who fucks up the Turkey 🦃 and, Those who wish they could fuck the Turkey!
Those who fucks up the Turkey 🦃 and, Those who wish they could fuck the Turkey!
A Protestant minister is asked to fill in for a Catholic priest one day.
November 26, 2024 at 4:41 AM
A Protestant minister is asked to fill in for a Catholic priest one day.
November 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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And your asshole after you poop!
November 24, 2024 at 4:17 PM
And your asshole after you poop!
In a world full of assholes be a dick!
November 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM
In a world full of assholes be a dick!
Jesus is watching you 🧵
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
“Jesus knows you’re here.”
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
“Jesus knows you’re here.”
November 24, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Jesus is watching you 🧵
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
“Jesus knows you’re here.”
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
“Jesus knows you’re here.”
People of color discussing The White Men
November 24, 2024 at 2:09 PM
People of color discussing The White Men
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😤stuff they don't want you to know
November 22, 2024 at 9:31 AM
😤stuff they don't want you to know
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Better luck with using “Honey” next time!
CNN Host Shuts Down Conservative For Calling Female Guest 'Dear'—And People Are Cheering
That is how you do it.
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November 22, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Better luck with using “Honey” next time!
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Don't. Give Up On Your Dreams.
November 22, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Don't. Give Up On Your Dreams.
A Cowboy and His Magical Watch 🧵
A cowboy walks into a bar and notices a stunning woman sitting alone. Instead of approaching her, he casually checks the time on his watch.
A cowboy walks into a bar and notices a stunning woman sitting alone. Instead of approaching her, he casually checks the time on his watch.
November 22, 2024 at 7:15 PM
A Cowboy and His Magical Watch 🧵
A cowboy walks into a bar and notices a stunning woman sitting alone. Instead of approaching her, he casually checks the time on his watch.
A cowboy walks into a bar and notices a stunning woman sitting alone. Instead of approaching her, he casually checks the time on his watch.