Michael Hock
@badshakespeare.bsky.social
Film lover and Writer. Words at Cracked, Points in Case, and Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine.
Catching up on Plurbis and I’m not gonna lie the Hive Mind is a little passive aggressive.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Catching up on Plurbis and I’m not gonna lie the Hive Mind is a little passive aggressive.
Whenever I hear complaints about Stranger Things taking too long to come out I think of this from the Simpsons.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Whenever I hear complaints about Stranger Things taking too long to come out I think of this from the Simpsons.
The funniest thing Stranger Things could do in its last season is do a new scene that’s a flashback to Season 1 with no deaging technology and never acknowledge it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The funniest thing Stranger Things could do in its last season is do a new scene that’s a flashback to Season 1 with no deaging technology and never acknowledge it.
Oh wow, where do we think they got the idea that removing Roald Dahl from a Roald Dahl adaptation was a good idea?
Wes Anderson's wonderful short films sent Netflix's Roald Dahl deal on an exciting trajectory. The Twits is a generic brick wall. Our review:
Netflix removes all the pesky Roald Dahl from their Roald Dahl adaptations with The Twits
Diluted, simplistic animation, as cloying and feckless and smoothed over as anything from the last decade of Illumination, taints The Twits.
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October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Oh wow, where do we think they got the idea that removing Roald Dahl from a Roald Dahl adaptation was a good idea?
I’m worried the ending of Stranger Things is really going to hurt the “I hate Stranger Things tell me how good I am for not caring about Stranger Things” Community.
I get there’s been a long wait between seasons but also… you can just not watch it?
I get there’s been a long wait between seasons but also… you can just not watch it?
October 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I’m worried the ending of Stranger Things is really going to hurt the “I hate Stranger Things tell me how good I am for not caring about Stranger Things” Community.
I get there’s been a long wait between seasons but also… you can just not watch it?
I get there’s been a long wait between seasons but also… you can just not watch it?
If I had a nickel for every movie that came out this year where Pedro Pascal stretched his limbs, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but weird it’s happened twice.
July 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
If I had a nickel for every movie that came out this year where Pedro Pascal stretched his limbs, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but weird it’s happened twice.
Hey did it take a long time for all of Stranger Things to come out? I can’t tell from the 900 posts all claiming to not care about new Stranger Things taking a long torn to come out. I’m so glad you took the time to let everyone know you’re not interested in a TV show anymore.
July 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hey did it take a long time for all of Stranger Things to come out? I can’t tell from the 900 posts all claiming to not care about new Stranger Things taking a long torn to come out. I’m so glad you took the time to let everyone know you’re not interested in a TV show anymore.
Reposted by Michael Hock
Snyder Bros watching the new SUPERMAN:
July 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Snyder Bros watching the new SUPERMAN:
Why wouldn’t they release Fantastic 4 over the 4th of July weekend?
July 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Why wouldn’t they release Fantastic 4 over the 4th of July weekend?
Reading complaints about the new Superman movie is basically this now.
a cartoon of a person grabbing straws from a box that says straws
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media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Reading complaints about the new Superman movie is basically this now.
Fantastic FOUR? In this economy?
June 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fantastic FOUR? In this economy?
Shout out to all the writers who took time out of writing their essays to wonder why romance movies are disappearing from the box office to nitpick details in the Materialists.
June 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Shout out to all the writers who took time out of writing their essays to wonder why romance movies are disappearing from the box office to nitpick details in the Materialists.
Ballerina was pretty good. Great fight scenes. The plot made no sense. Counterpoint to all of that: Flame Thrower fight.
That alone should qualify it for best picture.
That alone should qualify it for best picture.
June 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ballerina was pretty good. Great fight scenes. The plot made no sense. Counterpoint to all of that: Flame Thrower fight.
That alone should qualify it for best picture.
That alone should qualify it for best picture.
(Mild Ballerina Spoilers)
My new favorite character in any movie is the guy that says “this is suicide that’s John Wick.”
My new favorite character in any movie is the guy that says “this is suicide that’s John Wick.”
June 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
(Mild Ballerina Spoilers)
My new favorite character in any movie is the guy that says “this is suicide that’s John Wick.”
My new favorite character in any movie is the guy that says “this is suicide that’s John Wick.”
Everyone: “this movie is pretty good.”
One guy on YouTube who read a book on filmmaking when he was 17: “well, actually…”
One guy on YouTube who read a book on filmmaking when he was 17: “well, actually…”
June 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Everyone: “this movie is pretty good.”
One guy on YouTube who read a book on filmmaking when he was 17: “well, actually…”
One guy on YouTube who read a book on filmmaking when he was 17: “well, actually…”
After spending a semester teaching my class “this may not work for you, that doesn’t mean it’s bad” I was really disappointed to see a critic I like complain that Thunderbolts* didn’t work for their particular situation.
It worked for a lot of people, including me.
It worked for a lot of people, including me.
May 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
After spending a semester teaching my class “this may not work for you, that doesn’t mean it’s bad” I was really disappointed to see a critic I like complain that Thunderbolts* didn’t work for their particular situation.
It worked for a lot of people, including me.
It worked for a lot of people, including me.
Did the conclave people even look at my resume?
May 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Did the conclave people even look at my resume?
I hope Hollywood learns the real lesson from SINNERS which is that you should put two Michael B. Jordans in every movie.
April 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I hope Hollywood learns the real lesson from SINNERS which is that you should put two Michael B. Jordans in every movie.
The one thing that baffles me the most about film discourse is the way “good” people are very confident that their misogynistic comment is somehow justified.
April 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The one thing that baffles me the most about film discourse is the way “good” people are very confident that their misogynistic comment is somehow justified.
I saw Sinners and my review is you should stop reading this and go see sinners.
April 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I saw Sinners and my review is you should stop reading this and go see sinners.
Dear Apple: don’t cancel Mythic Quest.
April 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Dear Apple: don’t cancel Mythic Quest.
Just did my first injection of my weight loss drug. How long until Margaret Qually pops out of my back?
April 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just did my first injection of my weight loss drug. How long until Margaret Qually pops out of my back?
I just read a review of a movie where the writer spends three paragraphs - not in a row, mind you- making sure you know they don’t like Marvel movies.
It wasn’t a review of a Marvel movie, the director just made two Marvel movies.
That’s not good criticism.
It wasn’t a review of a Marvel movie, the director just made two Marvel movies.
That’s not good criticism.
April 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I just read a review of a movie where the writer spends three paragraphs - not in a row, mind you- making sure you know they don’t like Marvel movies.
It wasn’t a review of a Marvel movie, the director just made two Marvel movies.
That’s not good criticism.
It wasn’t a review of a Marvel movie, the director just made two Marvel movies.
That’s not good criticism.
Critics right now
a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a fire escape
ALT: a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a fire escape
media.tenor.com
April 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Critics right now
People like to use “but the MCU is destroying cinema” but in 2024 there were more movies about old people being scammed and seeking revenge than movies set in the MCU.
a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words you are technically correct the best kind of correct
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words you are technically correct the best kind of correct
media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
People like to use “but the MCU is destroying cinema” but in 2024 there were more movies about old people being scammed and seeking revenge than movies set in the MCU.