Scott Tobias
@scotttobias.bsky.social
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Film/TV writer. Co-host: The Next Picture Show podcast. Author of The Reveal newsletter (thereveal.film) with Keith Phipps. I got a houseboat docked at the Himbo Dome.
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We like living on the edge.
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Good to know on both counts.
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Wow, yeah we visit Macalester tomorrow. Very excited. We were at Carleton today and it was glorious. Perfect small-liberal-arts-college kind of day.
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Oh wow. I’m zipping through town for a couple of college tours with my eldest. I suppose I’ll be back again if one of them hits.
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Fun atmosphere, too. They had us downstairs by the bowling alley.
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It was both the highest rated and the one closest to our hotel. Good fortune.
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We went to The Nook in St. Paul.
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I get that. But the burger I had was not well done. It was more medium, and the cheese was able to give it the punch of a pinker burger.
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What I didn’t anticipate is how the molten cheese spilling out of the burger winds up essentially yoking the fries. Such an elegant, harmonious approach to cheese fries. No clumsy cheese-ladling necessary.
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Minnesota, I have now tried the “juicy lucy” and even as a Chicagoan immersed in artery-strangling delicacies, the experience has humbled me.
Shaq saying “I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.”
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The First Amendment remains intact. It’s just limited to a booth at the Minneapolis airport.
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Trump is renowned for his detail-oriented approach to governance.
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That's right. Quintessential.
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Cooking up a little something for you next week, chat:
(clockwise) Kevin Tighe in Emergency!, Road House, Matewan and Another 48 Hrs.
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these people are actually out of their fucking minds and im so sick of being told we need to pretend otherwise
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Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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He is most definitely NOT the guy for this material, though maybe no one is.
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SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake
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It's review-a-palooza week at The Reveal and the last two are mine: ROOFMAN, a wild true story that Derek Cianfrance takes in sober, Derek Cianfrancian direction, and the triumphantly ulcerous IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU. thereveal.film/in-review-if...
In Review: ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You,’ ‘Roofman’
This week, a stranger-than-fiction true story gets a down-to-earth treatment and Rose Byrne faces the horrors of motherhood.
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I don't know who antifa is or how to find them, so I suspect they're the same people who knew when R.E.M. was doing their secret shows at the 40 Watt and never let me in on it.
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Oh no. I'd be identified as an imposter immediately!