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Dirk Belfonte
@bagpuss.bsky.social
400 followers 350 following 7.2K posts
There's something wrong with you.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 3h
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 6h
*swings in

That's not a denial

*swings out
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 6h
Not at all, Seasick. I see you avoided answering the question 👀 👀 👀
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 6h
Spoons??
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 6h
*with a full head of hair
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 6h
Every selfie jazz posts looks like this.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 7h
Turnstiles Gary, is his moniker.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 7h
Alroight hills.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 7h
I refer Turnstiles to the reply to hills I gave some moments ago.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 7h
All the men on my mum's side of the family are like you and Squidward. Luckily, I follow my dad's side who all have lustrous locks. Don't confuse a no.1 cut with a slaphead, you bald brummie.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 8h
The sheer gopping irony of YOU TWO giving anyone bald abuse.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 10h
a painting of napoleon giving a thumbs up sign
ALT: a painting of napoleon giving a thumbs up sign
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 11h
FUCK OFF NAPOLEON

#FON
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 11h
But the front ends of both cars.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 11h
Yet more projection from you, here.

#FON
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 11h
You two perverts just want to fondle horse cock.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 11h
No.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12h
Good grief, man.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12h
a cartoon girl stands in front of a herd of donkeys looking at the camera
ALT: a cartoon girl stands in front of a herd of donkeys looking at the camera
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12h
I'd rather take my chances than have Little and Littler "ride to the rescue". Imagine...the laughing people would do when you told them.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12h
There aren't enough Spiderman pointy gifs in the world to reply to hills ridiculous post.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 12h
Something ikkle and incredibly angry, just like you.
a cartoon drawing of a tornado with a bird 's legs and feet sticking out of it .
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a tornado with a bird 's legs and feet sticking out of it .
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 13h
An hours research and possible tinkering then it's going to be nap central, here.
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 14h
Live scenes from Flair Towers.
a red balloon is being held by a person
ALT: a red balloon is being held by a person
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Dirk Belfonte @bagpuss.bsky.social · 14h
NEW SPIRIT ANIMAL.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 17h
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)
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