Bahamut
@bahamutmegaflare.bsky.social
I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up
📍DC suburbs. Mid-thirties. 6’4”. Occasionally NSFW.
📍DC suburbs. Mid-thirties. 6’4”. Occasionally NSFW.
NOTHING beats a Jet2 holiday!
June 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
NOTHING beats a Jet2 holiday!
update: dinner got even better
(posting the restaurant business card because this place MUST be publicized)
(posting the restaurant business card because this place MUST be publicized)
May 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
update: dinner got even better
(posting the restaurant business card because this place MUST be publicized)
(posting the restaurant business card because this place MUST be publicized)
And an equally good tapas dinner
May 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
And an equally good tapas dinner
Had the most amazing lunch
May 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Had the most amazing lunch
Went to the southwest corner of Europe today which was great
May 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Went to the southwest corner of Europe today which was great
Bahamut version 36.0.0.0 is now installed 🎂
May 31, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Bahamut version 36.0.0.0 is now installed 🎂
Walked into the lobby of my hotel in Lisbon yesterday and saw a carbon copy of the Ratliff family:
-straight couple between 55 and 60
-two young adult sons
-one young adult daughter
-all dressed very preppy in a vaguely Southern way
-straight couple between 55 and 60
-two young adult sons
-one young adult daughter
-all dressed very preppy in a vaguely Southern way
May 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Walked into the lobby of my hotel in Lisbon yesterday and saw a carbon copy of the Ratliff family:
-straight couple between 55 and 60
-two young adult sons
-one young adult daughter
-all dressed very preppy in a vaguely Southern way
-straight couple between 55 and 60
-two young adult sons
-one young adult daughter
-all dressed very preppy in a vaguely Southern way
Portuguese wineries are really God’s country
May 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Portuguese wineries are really God’s country
Jet lag kicking my ass today but still went to the contemporary art museum and had a nice cute lunch with my friends
May 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Jet lag kicking my ass today but still went to the contemporary art museum and had a nice cute lunch with my friends
Living my best life in Lisbon
May 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Living my best life in Lisbon
OoO set for the next two weeks
May 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
OoO set for the next two weeks
Can it just be Saturday evening already so I can get tipsy at the Etihad lounge at Dulles before I go on vacation
May 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can it just be Saturday evening already so I can get tipsy at the Etihad lounge at Dulles before I go on vacation
Broke my stress ball at work. I think that’s the surest sign that it’s time for a vacation
May 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Broke my stress ball at work. I think that’s the surest sign that it’s time for a vacation
more 👏🏻 cunty 👏🏻 bobs 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 gaming 👏🏻
May 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
more 👏🏻 cunty 👏🏻 bobs 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 gaming 👏🏻
Updating my resume on LinkedIn
(didn't lose my job, just got hit with the existential dread of realizing my career is at a dead end at my current company ten years to the day after I started working there)
(didn't lose my job, just got hit with the existential dread of realizing my career is at a dead end at my current company ten years to the day after I started working there)
May 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Updating my resume on LinkedIn
(didn't lose my job, just got hit with the existential dread of realizing my career is at a dead end at my current company ten years to the day after I started working there)
(didn't lose my job, just got hit with the existential dread of realizing my career is at a dead end at my current company ten years to the day after I started working there)
Just got told on Grindr “keep that body caked up baby” and all I can think about now is this
May 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just got told on Grindr “keep that body caked up baby” and all I can think about now is this
Okay I promise I will stop using this picture as a reaction but only because I can’t think of a more appropriate post for this to be a reaction to
May 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Okay I promise I will stop using this picture as a reaction but only because I can’t think of a more appropriate post for this to be a reaction to
Lovely dinner with friends before I forced one of them to watch two episodes of Kath and Kim with me
May 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Lovely dinner with friends before I forced one of them to watch two episodes of Kath and Kim with me