Bahamut
@bahamutmegaflare.bsky.social
I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up
📍DC suburbs. Mid-thirties. 6’4”. Occasionally NSFW.
📍DC suburbs. Mid-thirties. 6’4”. Occasionally NSFW.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
NOTHING beats a Jet2 holiday!
June 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
NOTHING beats a Jet2 holiday!
This has honestly been my favorite birthday ever
May 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This has honestly been my favorite birthday ever
Bahamut version 36.0.0.0 is now installed 🎂
May 31, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Bahamut version 36.0.0.0 is now installed 🎂
Walked into the lobby of my hotel in Lisbon yesterday and saw a carbon copy of the Ratliff family:
-straight couple between 55 and 60
-two young adult sons
-one young adult daughter
-all dressed very preppy in a vaguely Southern way
-straight couple between 55 and 60
-two young adult sons
-one young adult daughter
-all dressed very preppy in a vaguely Southern way
May 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Walked into the lobby of my hotel in Lisbon yesterday and saw a carbon copy of the Ratliff family:
-straight couple between 55 and 60
-two young adult sons
-one young adult daughter
-all dressed very preppy in a vaguely Southern way
-straight couple between 55 and 60
-two young adult sons
-one young adult daughter
-all dressed very preppy in a vaguely Southern way
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Portuguese wineries are really God’s country
May 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Portuguese wineries are really God’s country
Jet lag kicking my ass today but still went to the contemporary art museum and had a nice cute lunch with my friends
May 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Jet lag kicking my ass today but still went to the contemporary art museum and had a nice cute lunch with my friends
Living my best life in Lisbon
May 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Living my best life in Lisbon
OoO set for the next two weeks
May 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
OoO set for the next two weeks
Omg all the warning posts like these I’ve seen and finally one applies to someone I’ve actually interacted with. Do I win a prize or something?
May 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Omg all the warning posts like these I’ve seen and finally one applies to someone I’ve actually interacted with. Do I win a prize or something?
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Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men
May 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men
Can it just be Saturday evening already so I can get tipsy at the Etihad lounge at Dulles before I go on vacation
May 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can it just be Saturday evening already so I can get tipsy at the Etihad lounge at Dulles before I go on vacation
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Broke my stress ball at work. I think that’s the surest sign that it’s time for a vacation
May 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Broke my stress ball at work. I think that’s the surest sign that it’s time for a vacation
more 👏🏻 cunty 👏🏻 bobs 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 gaming 👏🏻
May 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
more 👏🏻 cunty 👏🏻 bobs 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 gaming 👏🏻
Updating my resume on LinkedIn
(didn't lose my job, just got hit with the existential dread of realizing my career is at a dead end at my current company ten years to the day after I started working there)
(didn't lose my job, just got hit with the existential dread of realizing my career is at a dead end at my current company ten years to the day after I started working there)
May 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Updating my resume on LinkedIn
(didn't lose my job, just got hit with the existential dread of realizing my career is at a dead end at my current company ten years to the day after I started working there)
(didn't lose my job, just got hit with the existential dread of realizing my career is at a dead end at my current company ten years to the day after I started working there)
Just got told on Grindr “keep that body caked up baby” and all I can think about now is this
May 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just got told on Grindr “keep that body caked up baby” and all I can think about now is this
(realizing post-skeet that you can see the mist and hear the noise from my humidifier next to my bed and I’ve been officially outed as a chronic sinusitis-haver)
May 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
(realizing post-skeet that you can see the mist and hear the noise from my humidifier next to my bed and I’ve been officially outed as a chronic sinusitis-haver)
Lovely dinner with friends before I forced one of them to watch two episodes of Kath and Kim with me
May 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Lovely dinner with friends before I forced one of them to watch two episodes of Kath and Kim with me
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🎶 Papam! Papam! / I see the smoke and know / Papam! Papam! / A brand new pope is coming home 🎶
May 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
🎶 Papam! Papam! / I see the smoke and know / Papam! Papam! / A brand new pope is coming home 🎶
