KLM
@klm.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ ♿ 😺 🦀 🚌 🚲🖖 they/them | by day: research on household finances | always: Silver Spring, housing, transit, bikes, queer sci-fi, accessibility
pfp: me in 🕶️ smiling on a beach
banner: me + best cat ever (rip Caprica)
pfp: me in 🕶️ smiling on a beach
banner: me + best cat ever (rip Caprica)
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KLM
@klm.bsky.social
· May 17
"are you a boy or a girl?"
i am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.
i am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.
"are you a boy or a girl?"
i am the scent of burning leaves on an autumn night. i am the wind shaking bare trees. i am the shadows cast by moonlight. i am the raven's cry. i am the rose and i am its thorns. i shake the very earth with my footfalls.
i am the scent of burning leaves on an autumn night. i am the wind shaking bare trees. i am the shadows cast by moonlight. i am the raven's cry. i am the rose and i am its thorns. i shake the very earth with my footfalls.
"are you a boy or a girl?"
I am the living, burning soul of a murdered planet stuffed into a meatsack and I'm mad about it
I am the living, burning soul of a murdered planet stuffed into a meatsack and I'm mad about it
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the nyt style section vs. der spiegel
January 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
the nyt style section vs. der spiegel
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amidst the horrors, keep putting some simple joys on your timeline
My timeline and probably everyone's is so brutal and punishing for the brain and soul at the moment.
So here's a kid eating an apple in one of the most stunning places on this planet.
So here's a kid eating an apple in one of the most stunning places on this planet.
February 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
amidst the horrors, keep putting some simple joys on your timeline
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is Mischka a No Nonsense guy or a 100% Nonsense guy?
February 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
is Mischka a No Nonsense guy or a 100% Nonsense guy?
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i'm glad y'all enjoy me online but why have i picked up almost 1k followers this week?
also psa engage with me, reply (appropriately) and stuff and i'll often follow back i just can't keep up
thank you for your time please have a cat
also psa engage with me, reply (appropriately) and stuff and i'll often follow back i just can't keep up
thank you for your time please have a cat
March 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i'm glad y'all enjoy me online but why have i picked up almost 1k followers this week?
also psa engage with me, reply (appropriately) and stuff and i'll often follow back i just can't keep up
thank you for your time please have a cat
also psa engage with me, reply (appropriately) and stuff and i'll often follow back i just can't keep up
thank you for your time please have a cat
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when you meet a dinosaur make friends with them
April 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
when you meet a dinosaur make friends with them
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since 5 doesn't explicitly exclude cylons, i'm going with: can control any toaster with my mind
April 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
since 5 doesn't explicitly exclude cylons, i'm going with: can control any toaster with my mind
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reskeet with your best bleps
May 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
reskeet with your best bleps
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caturday night coming to you live from Silver Spring Maryland
July 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
caturday night coming to you live from Silver Spring Maryland
i'd leave stamets and culber for lura thok too damn
JET RENO DESERVES THIS
January 24, 2026 at 10:13 PM
i'd leave stamets and culber for lura thok too damn
forgive the reskeet without alt text but for dmv area folks this is important advice from cwg
be ready by bedtime for power outages of a day or more. charge your stuff. have your space heaters ready for safe use. and figure out now what you're going to eat if there's an extended power outage!
be ready by bedtime for power outages of a day or more. charge your stuff. have your space heaters ready for safe use. and figure out now what you're going to eat if there's an extended power outage!
🧊Impacts: Freezing rain a real problem late Sunday
⚠️Especially south & east of DC
💡Power outages could last a day or more
🪫Charge devices; consider alternate heat source
⚠️Especially south & east of DC
💡Power outages could last a day or more
🪫Charge devices; consider alternate heat source
January 24, 2026 at 10:08 PM
forgive the reskeet without alt text but for dmv area folks this is important advice from cwg
be ready by bedtime for power outages of a day or more. charge your stuff. have your space heaters ready for safe use. and figure out now what you're going to eat if there's an extended power outage!
be ready by bedtime for power outages of a day or more. charge your stuff. have your space heaters ready for safe use. and figure out now what you're going to eat if there's an extended power outage!
gotta scroll scroll scroll so fast. there's too many words to mute. post your pets plz
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
gotta scroll scroll scroll so fast. there's too many words to mute. post your pets plz
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The alt text version. Not sure why alt text didn't go through with this one.
I don't know why the alt text isn't showing on that one. Is it showing on this one?
January 24, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The alt text version. Not sure why alt text didn't go through with this one.
mox shirts are so comfy and fun to wear
a lot of new eyes this week.
hi, we're mox. we devote one day a week to trying to pay our bills. today is unfortunately that day.
if you are new, we do things differently than most. it's the only way that doesn't feel gross.
thank you. stay safe.
artbymox.shop/our-model
hi, we're mox. we devote one day a week to trying to pay our bills. today is unfortunately that day.
if you are new, we do things differently than most. it's the only way that doesn't feel gross.
thank you. stay safe.
artbymox.shop/our-model
January 24, 2026 at 9:54 PM
mox shirts are so comfy and fun to wear
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who's your favorite Jeffrey? 🖖🏼 mine's Shran
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
who's your favorite Jeffrey? 🖖🏼 mine's Shran
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i'm here you fuckass bitch
September 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i'm here you fuckass bitch
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Enormous Spock mind melding with Regular Size Spock is the best thing i've seen all day
October 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Enormous Spock mind melding with Regular Size Spock is the best thing i've seen all day
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tell me what words your pets know
Gemma knows "chicken"
Gemma knows "chicken"
October 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
tell me what words your pets know
Gemma knows "chicken"
Gemma knows "chicken"
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"i was married, but i'm not married anymore. women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"i was married, but i'm not married anymore. women don't like the vehicle."
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this is what happens to ferengi faces during periods of socialism
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
this is what happens to ferengi faces during periods of socialism
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Muppet an r-rated movie:
A Clockwork Beaker
A Clockwork Beaker
muppet an r-rated movie:
star trek: the wrath of kermit
star trek: the wrath of kermit
muppet an r-rated movie:
an american piggie in london
an american piggie in london
January 24, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Muppet an r-rated movie:
A Clockwork Beaker
A Clockwork Beaker
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alex kurtzman hates andorians doesn't he. he won't give them jobs
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
alex kurtzman hates andorians doesn't he. he won't give them jobs
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this means as a researcher i can call myself an evidence sorcerer
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
this means as a researcher i can call myself an evidence sorcerer