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KLM
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🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ ♿ 😺 🦀 🚌 🚲🖖 they/them | by day: research on household finances | always: Silver Spring, housing, transit, bikes, queer sci-fi, accessibility

pfp: me in 🕶️ smiling on a beach
banner: me + best cat ever (rip Caprica)
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like cmon
February 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
klm.bsky.social
would you still love me if i was a lego croc?
a pair of red shoes worn by a person wearing white mid-calf socks. these special shoes are a collab between lego and crocs. they look like an unusually large 2x4 red lego brick with ankle straps.
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
klm.bsky.social
excuse me do you have any treats to share with a sweet fancy man like myself?
a tuxedo cat sitting on a bed, looking up with big, beautiful yellow eyes. he has a white ruff and a little moustache which make him look very dashing.
January 24, 2026 at 1:53 PM
klm.bsky.social
the kiddo had his two-month pediatrician appointment today and along with some handouts about the next stages of development we got a cute little picture book. the doctor said, "we offer this one to all the families not just yours"
front cover of a picture book titled "my moms love me, " featuring a cute smiling baby with one Latina mom and one Black mom. written by Anna Membrino, illustrated by Joy Hwang Ruiz.
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
klm.bsky.social
T-Rex discovered the bones of her brethren and went all king kong on the museum
calico cat sitting on a kitchen table with legos in the foreground. She is looking at a lego brontosaurus skeleton and glaring angrily same calico cat trying to take a big bite out of the lego museum staircase
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 PM
klm.bsky.social
i got the natural history museum for my bday last year and it might be the largest set i've built? 17/33 bags complete

thankfully T-Rex has not yet discovered the bones of her brethren but Mischka wants to investigate
a tuxedo cat in front of a partially built lego museum, checking out the dinosaur room, from which a brontosaurus skeleton rises. the lego brontosaurus skeleton outside the museum. it's pretty cool.
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
klm.bsky.social
heard you was talkin shit
a fat, beautiful calico cat half sitting up, half slumped, glaring at someone who wronged her
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Georgetown Bumblebee
two large statues of transformers robots on either side of a front door on a fancy Georgetown street. on the left, Bumblebee is about 8 feet tall. on the right, Optimus Prime is the height of the door. they both have red signs on their feet that say, "transform communities"
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
klm.bsky.social
one more small bear
a tail-less tuxedo cat (named Mischka because he looks like a juvenile black bear in a fancy outfit).
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
klm.bsky.social
how it started/how it's going
the same lemon pig as in the quoted skeet, one year later. its vibrant yellow rind is faded to nearly gray, it lost one ear, and its penny is discolored.
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
klm.bsky.social
365 days ago we made a lemon pig since bsky told us it would absorb bad luck and make room for good things

and here we are, all four of us. thanks, lemon pig. you did good
a bassinet in which lies a horrifyingly edited baby so you can't see its face. the magic eraser tool made it look like this baby's head was eaten by eldritch creates but i added a smile, eyes, and hair on top with my fingertip, so it's just goofy as hell. the headless baby is wearing a blue onesie with animals driving vehicles. behind him is the luck pig - a lemon with toothpicks for legs, cloves for eyes, and a penny shoved in its mouth. it was made on december 31, 2024, so it's looking a little rough.
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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he forgot what snow was and discovered the magic again
a goofy tuxedo cat playing in the snow on a deck. his white paws blend into the snow and he's licking at the snowflakes that pepper his black fur.
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Mischka just wants to hang out with Best Friend (that's me)
a tuxedo cat with a little white moustache curled up dozing on a pink fleece blanket. his eyes are half open and one paw reaches toward the camera.
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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she spun Ingenuity's blades a few times and then bit its head
a large, fluffy calico cat sitting on a kitchen table playing with a lego model of the NASA Mars helicopter Ingenuity that's about three inches fall. one front paw is tapping a blade of the helicopter. part of the lego Mars rover Perseverance is in the foreground.
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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T-Rex is helping me do legos
a fluffy, beautiful calico cat sits on a kitchen table next to an in-progress lego build. she's staring intently at a variety of pieces sorted into groups by color, her big paws resting a few inches from some yellow technic rods.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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halloween 2008. she's Sarah from Labyrinth and i'm Fidel Castro
a beautiful woman wearing a ridiculously long curly brown wig and a white poufy 1980s dress she made out of curtains from the thrift store, next to a person wearing olive green fatigues, a bad fake white beard, fake smoking a cigar.
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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this girl actually waits until i take a sip to make sure it's good
a tiny orange cat snuggled on a blue fuzzy blanket.
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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caturday crimes in progress
a beautiful calico cat with shorty stumpy front legs sitting on a living room table between an empty coffee mug and a bag of treats. her notably long pink tonight is all the way into my full glass of ice water. she regrets nothing.
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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baby boy would like a tuck in and a nap time story
a tuxedo cat wrapped up in a patchwork quilt, facing the camera with big yellow eyes full of love.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
klm.bsky.social
i look forward to DDOT supporting speed limiters on cars
D.C. Department of Transportation Director Sharon Kershbaum said officials were also responding to residents’ concerns about e-bikes flying past them on trails and sidewalks: “We’re getting a lot of complaints now, same as with reckless drivers,” she said.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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she's so ungainly it's mesmerizing
a fat, fluffy calico cat flumped against couch cushions, asleep while half sitting up, her stubby front legs resting on her belly.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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this is what happens to ferengi faces during periods of socialism
Smooth Quark, an image of Quark that has been edited to smooth out his skin as if he were younger or had worn more sunscreen. It's giving uncanny valley, it's inviting public oomox, it's like a Klingon without forehead ridges. Smooth Quark is gazing intensely into the crowd on the promenade.
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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share a film or tv character who deserved more screentime 🖖🏼
Vash, the best love interest Captain Picard ever had. She's a white lady with a great smile who's up to no good.
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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damn it's a beautiful morning
An autumn morning in Maryland. The sky is bright, cerulean blue. The leaves on the trees are mostly yellow, with some green and a bit of red, and they have thinned out. You can tell from the image that it's a crisp, cool day.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
klm.bsky.social
oh, buddy
Captain Kirk in Star Trek: The Animated Series, wearing a gold uniform. His hand is over his eyes and nose as he laughs at something so ridiculous even he doesn't have the words.
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM