austin
@bainard.bsky.social
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jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him
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bainard.bsky.social
couldn’t hack it at deadspin when it was the wild west there.
bainard.bsky.social
WTO Seattle freaked a bunch of folks out too. made them realize that cops needed to be strapped to the gills.
bainard.bsky.social
the number one duty of any father is to explain to his child why the world is bullshit through the lens of his own personal grievances
bainard.bsky.social
every time my toddler observes how many cars the police station near us has i tell him it's why his daycare isn't free
bainard.bsky.social
every time my toddler observes how many cars the police station near us has i tell him it's why his daycare isn't free
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dskamper.bsky.social
In college I worked summers at an amusement park in the Chicago suburbs, and the single most dangerous day of the year was the annual Chicago FOP picnic. The cops would get drunk and roam the park, in shorts and t-shirts, with their guns strapped to their waist. We didn't let girls work alone.
bainard.bsky.social
after 2001 we turned the cops into troops domestically, and turned troops into cops overseas. after a quarter-century of that, plus complete legal and financial impunity for their actions, we wonder why american police are indignant whiners who act like brutalizing their neighbors is a right.
christhecatmom.bsky.social
They created this by being lenient on police & forcing taxpayers to pay for their violent acts against society.
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jesspish.bsky.social
In a fight between Pritzker and and police, who is going to win? This is what happens when both parties allowed law enforcement to become one of the most powerful political actors in the country -- a taxpayer-funded political movement that wants to kill people.
bainard.bsky.social
AI still hasn’t made a cogent argument that it can do the work that makes the economy run. It doesn’t wash dishes, it doesn’t build houses, it doesn’t fill potholes, it doesn’t solve climate change (through idea or build-out), and its best delivery drivers are all mechanical turks.
bainard.bsky.social
it’s the exact opposite of the times’ inexplicable hit piece on the des moines superintendent. done with care, humanity, and recognition of the wanton cruelty of the current regime.
bainard.bsky.social
being daulton varsho
bainard.bsky.social
fbi and yale in bio, pay no mind
bainard.bsky.social
LeBron James partnering with Hennessey is absolutely unnecessary at this place and time, especially when Ja'Marr Chase needs the YAC so much more.
bainard.bsky.social
"we need someone anonymous-looking"
"i've got just the guy."
"does he have the blondest eyebrows you've ever seen?"
"you bet. like an overgrown retriever, boss."
"perfect, run it."
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starlinechicago.bsky.social
Or, can we attach a plow to the front of the delivery robots?
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Chicago sidewalks are too narrow, example 74

Coco and Jodi meet on Randolph St
bainard.bsky.social
does he think he's rich because his name is kash, or?
bainard.bsky.social
a dowsing rod could read the room better
heathercherone.bsky.social
Mayor Brandon Johnson welcomes FBI Director Kash Patel to Chicago, and says he looks forward to Patel spending money in Chicago, which he notes was just voted the best big city in America by Condé Nast for the ninth year in a row. @wttw.bsky.social
Mayor Brandon Johnson addresses the news media
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bainard.bsky.social
they just want people who are pliable and agreeable
bainard.bsky.social
the original self-appointed bluesky elders were a handful of onlyfans grifters who tried to cancel dril. no one is serious here.
bainard.bsky.social
putting new rules on protestors is what you do when the alphabet boys are getting out of hand because, well, to do anything else would require a spine
djbyrnes1.bsky.social
New: Broadview, IL Mayor Katrina Thompson issued an executive order today - her first this year - limiting protest outside the Broadview ICE facility to between 9 a.m. and 6 p.m.

The order cites "recent escalation of violence by ICE" at the facility as reason to restrict protest there.
An executive order restricting protest at the Broadview ICE facility. Full order can be found here: 

https://broadview-il.gov/reference/latest-news/village-of-broadview-executive-order-no-2025-01/
bainard.bsky.social
republicans continuing to hit the "ruin the economy" and "brutalization" buttons until they score a cultural victory
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leonardpierce.bsky.social
Hmm, articles in the Times *and* the post today about how socialists are bad and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything! What could possibly be the reason for this fascinating confluence