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Balderdash
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I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door. The layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · Oct 11
12 year old daughter told me she has her first boyfriend “accidentally as we don’t really know each other.” I said ‘ha, just like me and your mother.’ No-one laughed. Atmosphere remains frosty at best.
#diary
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 50m
Blimey Australia 76-7 v Pakistan and Gardner out. Current mood…
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 3h
‘DON’T FORGET THE SAUSAGES!’*

*Michael Caine voice.
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 6h
One of the conspirators who helped Gavrilo Princip shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand survived to see the breakup of Yugoslavia. He could conceivably have watched the Neighbours episode where Scott and Charlene got married
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14h
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 3h
Have you seen this acting masterclass?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FdaL...
Acting Masterclass with Michael Caine - The Peter Serafinowicz Show
YouTube video by Absolute Jokes
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 3h
Fully expect Australia to bowl no more than 76 overs a day
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 3h
Like they did in England ending with him getting dropped
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 4h
Pat Cummins out. Very big cricket news from down under. Steve Smith expected to take over and paper over the cracks.
Pat Cummins in baggy green with an expression that can only be described as ‘Aw mate.’
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 19h
Stanley Unwin
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
Looks like it might be Jack Nicholson 😁
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
I used my triple last week - Haaland v Burnley. Scored two in the 90th and 93rd. Ended up with about 45 points for that. Always luck involved.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
He’s amazing. Can play anywhere.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
That second half in the final was incredible. Relentless. Completely broke Melbourne (and made them look ordinary). So many players were 10/10 - Reece Walsh amazing. That win v Panthers gave them the knowledge they could beat anybody.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
Stallone
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
Yes and someone even crazier than him called Roger Stone - a long-time political ally of the orange buffoon
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
I think Rob/Kerk, Frimpong/Bradley and Isak/Ekitike will probably be (roughly) 50/50 league game time
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
Gravenberch is superb- I’ve been thinking of getting him. I had Ekitike who’s been superb (swapped him for Isak - might be a mistake). Kerkez is the only one I’d get rid of.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
That’s the one where the general public said, ‘No, that’s a step too far,’ and ultimately forced the closure of the museum.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
I can’t quite believe how well I’m doing.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
The fightback begins! I am now only 128 off @balderdash.bsky.social and 105 behind @matpringle.bsky.social

#FPL
#AthleticoMusicaBlueSky
#Optimistic
My fantasy football team actually did rather well for once.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
Some of my favourite exhibits from the world-famous Louis Tussauds House of Wax in Great Yarmouth.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 1d
Just seen the NRL final between the Broncos and the Storm. Fucking hell. What a game, what a second half performance.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 2d
Life hacks #1
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 3d
Don’t know her
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 3d
Disagree (to an extent). Was excellent as Denis Nilson and completely different as this journalist
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 3d
Who’s the 2nd pic?
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