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new digs, same routine.
December 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
i love holiday gift guides
a person wearing a pillow (???) hood at an office desk. they are surely being stared at by coworkers out of frame.
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
baldgate.bsky.social
merry dogs-in-coats season to you and yours
My dog Walter in a blue Uni of Kentucky winter coat. He is nonplussed. Side profile of my dog prancing in the snow with his blue coat.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
tfw all the leftovers are gone
A weenie snuggled up in a white hoodie on a dog bed. Her eyes are barely open.
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
happy 14th, bud.

of course your food-motivated ass decided to be born at Thanksgiving time
a senior medium sized black dog. His snout is greying, underbite sticking out, and ears perked up. He's waiting for the treat bribe to take this picture.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
pets know it's Saturday and are following lazy protocol
Walter, my senior terrier mix with an underbite, is trying to nap on the couch. He is awake but not for long. Winston, an orange cat, is on top of a bed and fully curled in on himself. He is peeking out from behind a paw. Lola, a senior weenie, cannot be disturbed. She is in a deep sleep in her bed with a slight smile and floral collar.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
we have a certified monday morning cuddle puddle

and then there's Walter trying to get his underbite rolled up in my chair
A dog bed being occupied by a black dachshund and orange cat, snuggled up together on a Kentucky blanket. A black terrier mix dog napping under my desk. He is resting his head on the wheel of my desk chair.
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
pleading, screaming, crying for people to stop doing this shit on home listings
A photo from a home listing. Front face of a house, sunny, shadows across the front from the trees. The photo is largely untouched. The same house, except the lawn, roof, driveway have been photoshopped. It also does that annoying "make it look like nighttime but it's obvious daylight" filter.
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
baldgate.bsky.social
reminder that Grippo's sells 1.5lb boxes of chips with extra seasoning

leave a box next to the candy bowl at halloween
October 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
TIL Jacobson Park's pine forest was an oopsie
A row of pine trees with knitted decorative coverings wrapped around the trunks. A "Tree Week" sign explaining that the park's forest was meant to be temporary but the trees grew too fast to be uprooted.
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
some might say i've got my
ducks in a row on a log.
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
that's how you get pink eye, Lola
you don't have to take this
Our orange cat invading my wife's lap and putting his bare b-hole on our dachshund's head.
October 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
Arkansas has the chance to do the funniest thing
September 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
yup, that's what he do
A notepad that says "keep calm and purr on" below an illustration of an orange cat laying on the top of a couch cushion. The curtains behind the cat are blue. Our orange cat, Winnie, sitting in the same position as the notepad picture. He judges from there.
September 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
you're getting ready for NFL Sunday

I'm studying game film

we are not the same
A photo of my TV, watching MS Excel Esports.
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
borthday gorl
Our dachshund, Lola, celebrating her 15th birthday with a party hat on her head. Walter, the pug mix, is playing with his pink dog in the background.
September 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
wow that's crazy news but have I mentioned
my senior dog with a massive underbite wearing a cow hat
September 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
aw thanks, silksong team

I'm just a guy being a dude
Hollow Knight: Silksong screenshot of a character saying "gate gate gate, nicest gate I've met. Gate gate gate, greatest miracle yet." My IRL nickname is Gate.
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
baldgate.bsky.social
wife is killin' the bakery game with a strawberry cheesecake and homemade whip cream
A strawberry cheesecake sitting on a pie stand in our kitchen. A quarter of the pie has been devoured. There are 7 dollops of whip cream and graham cracker crust crumbles in the pie tin.
September 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Kiffin just said "they can't throw" and jogged into the locker room
Headline: "What if I told you UK's QB situation is in the best shape of the Stoops era"
September 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
the rare sextbox
August 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
stop going gray
that's enough
Walter, my senior pug/terrier mix. He has a black coat with white stripe on his chest. His snout, chin, and eyes are starting to turn gray. He is attentive but laying on the couch with his paws hanging over the edge.
August 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
sunday with the pets that run everything
My short black dog running up a path on a hill in the forest. Morning sunlight is breaking through to coat the trees. Lola the dachshund resting her head over the back of my dog, Walter. Winnie, the orange cat of the household, making a new bed in the center of an autumn door wreath. He does not care that it is a door decoration.
August 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
He waited until everybody was asleep, but he didn't count on my brain still registering "IT'S HAPPENING" mid-snooze.

A lifetime of not liking men, but three months of living together was finally enough to deem me worthy of his cuddle.
Living room at night, lit only by cool blue TV light. My black dog asleep on the couch opposite of me, and my wife's orange cat curled up at my feet.
August 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
baldgate.bsky.social
this morning @ woodland art fair
Two coffee mugs we bought. One is tall and a mix of cream, orange, white, and turquoise stripes. The other is short and brown with a bumblebee design. Row of unique treehouses. They have perches made of trombones, cup holders, and glass doorknobs. Brooms with sticks made of various objects: wind instruments, wands, guitar necks, curled wood, pencils, etc. A tent dedicated to art inspired by cat buttholes.
August 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM