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bald gate
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spreadsheets, dog, kentucky
new digs, same routine.
December 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
higgins should not be in this game right now, malpractice is taking place
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
>7:30pm NYE kickoff

hey, stop doing this
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i love holiday gift guides
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
if the walk ons start the second half, i wouldn't even be upset. can't be any worse than the guys getting paid millions
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Izzo making us look foolish was hard to watch, but the Cats 2nd half offense was putrid

just .. wow, I can't get over how bad some of the shots were

I thought we had 3pt specialists??? multiple??
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
nevermind, the answer was:

make literally any shot
here's the 2nd half game plan for the cats: make the shots that are worth more points
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
here's the 2nd half game plan for the cats: make the shots that are worth more points
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
merry dogs-in-coats season to you and yours
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
tfw all the leftovers are gone
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don't have, let's say, $37.7 million dollars or a path to acquire it, but I know what I'd do with it
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
it's rivalry day and i woke up feeling cheesiest, coach
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
happy 14th, bud.

of course your food-motivated ass decided to be born at Thanksgiving time
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
big goofy grin sports moment
Walker Horn got his first career points in style.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Blue Prince remains the most interesting game I played this year. This year was a banger year in games so I knew it's chances of a Game Awards win were slim. Leaving empty-handed at TGA won't stop it from being my favorite of the year though.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Reposted by bald gate
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
that was certainly my least favorite two hours of mark pope basketball
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A late hit ... from the kicker??? that's TUFF
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
all those american coffee bean factories punching air right now
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
if you're somebody that simply uses a reaction emoji to outlook emails, I hope your favorite show does extended mid-season breaks
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
"can you send me the raw data"

you're about to put proprietary data into basic tier chatgpt, aren't you
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
pets know it's Saturday and are following lazy protocol
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
woke up and still can't believe kentucky paid calzada $1.25m and he secured 0 wins

he should be bragging about it, that's an all-time bag theft
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Putting sirens in your lofi song pisses me off so hard
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
y'all, what a good episode of Bluesky today.

gtfo, andrew cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM