By the sounds of it, he’s unlikely to be able to make a strong case. He can’t sue in the UK because you have to do it within a year, and it wasn’t broadcast in the States.

Let’s hope so, anyway.

I loved the bit about what the prop maker had written in the old diary!

But what about when you’re not there?

A Ufit 500ml protein shake has 50g of protein, which is pretty high for off the shelf. That means 10ml of shake per gram of protein. For jizz, it’s between 1.3ml to 15 ml to get the same, depending on the quality of man-muck.

You’d need the density of jizz to compare ml to g.

Although the chances of her wanting to marry such a knobhead are probably quite low…

Rose can have up to 40 petals, but could be as few as 20. For a wild rose, it could be fewer still.

Wife therefore needs to know variety of rose & husband’s tolerance for petal loss to enable her to calculate how many premarital shags she can have while retaining any value to her future husband.

The writer’s position is that a ‘bare stem’ has no value. Each petal has some value, otherwise it would state removing just one entirely devalued the rose.

We don’t know if hubby is prepared to marry the rose at any particular level of depetalment, or if it’s only bare stems he won’t countenance.

Isn’t it because it’s from the Latin, and therefore a consonant after a vowel would be short, or something like that?

The overall amount of night is getting slightly longer after the Solstice, but actual sunset occurs fractionally later on the 22nd, so not until tomorrow…

I am aware exactly how much of a nerd it makes me saying that.

Are you the only person with pound coins?

She was actually called ‘Kay Lee’

What about your Peak Freans Trotsky Assortment?

It’s almost as if the same person selects which posts get published, isn’t it?

If it’s PP plastic (no 5) (most dvd cases are) your local council recycling centre should take it.

C’est le chien, Charlie. Il c'est un connard

“Punchable Americans’ Binfire”?

It was awful, unquestionably (and my conscience is not clear in this particular respect, to my shame).

No arbitrarily-defined cohort of people is uniquely awful however. That doesn’t excuse what we kids did in the eighties, but similar is thrown at every generation. Hopefully we grow out it.

No channel buttons on your remote, huh?