Baldyslaphead
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Baldyslaphead
@baldyslaphead.bsky.social
Music (Rock, Prog, Indie, Folk, Goth, Trip Hop, Electronica and wider)
Grantham Running Club/parkrun
Trustee at Leigh-on-Sea Endeavour Trust (Dunkirk Little Ship)
@vcorenmitchell.bsky.social I’m probably neither the first nor the last to send this but…
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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How am I meant to sleep with memes like this popping up on my feed??
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
So, Davros vs Voldemort seems to be shaping up well…
June 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This story about the Ukrainian man committing arson attacks on properties and vehicles associated with the PM must be very difficult for the Gammons as they flip between whether it’s criminal foreigners they hate most or Keir Starmer.

On the other hand, we have now cracked perpetual motion…
May 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Marillion - Marbles set - blummin’ great!
March 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
OMG; it’s 05:44 and the bloke sitting next to me has a ‘popping bubble’ sound on his keyboard as he types…

The Look has been delivered.
March 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Imagine defending that painful shit show tonight, and yet I’ve seen people do it.

How do you watch a display of classless bullying and think, “That’s the leaders I want?”

Can’t begin to express how gutted I am for my American pals, who will be dying with shame at what we just witnessed. A nadir.
February 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If I type 'Regards,' in a sign off, I now have it autocorrect to 'Kind regards,' because apparently, unless I qualify the sort of regards I'm sending, people will infer they're shitty ones.

'Regards' was fine for years, apparently now it's not.

People are weird.
February 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I am in Manchester to watch a man from the YouTubes that eats food.

How did I get here?*

* car. Not the point being made.
February 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just ordered 5 pairs of running socks. The exact same socks I buy roughly annually. Why is Amazon now recommending a) running socks b) different brands than those I always buy?

Skynet may well achieve awareness anytime now, but there’s no guarantee it will be brighter than a Labrador puppy.
February 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I shall be very disappointed if they don’t call the Buffy sequel ‘Buffy Revamped’.
February 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Birmingham, your behaviour in the cinema this evening was pretty abysmal.

Mayo & Kermode would have taken you out and given you a shoeing for multiple code infractions while lecturing you on chiaroscuro in Nosferatu. It would go over your heads because you were too busy talking to actual watch.
January 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
There are no instructions that you can write that will elicit zero questions that would be answered by reading the instructions properly.
January 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In other news, parkrun’s going to be brass monkeys again tomorrow!
January 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The way the murder letters on The Traitors is worded really irks. “By order of the traitors, you have been murdered. Signed ‘The Traitors’”

We know who bloody signed it! Even if we hadn’t seen them write the letter, it literally told us in the previous sentence!

#importantstuff
January 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The gym is playing a hi-NRG version of Paradise City.

Someone Van Gogh my ears…
January 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Despite being perfectly aware of how the progression of time works, having an oafspring that has allegedly reached the age of 18 seems ridiculous and improbable!

Happy birthday, the girl! You are an amazing human. If only you could empty the dishwasher occasionally…
January 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
In the gym this evening, some wazzock had put the 22 & 24kg dumbbells into the spaces for 12 & 14kg.

I don’t think it’s really asking too much to put the weights back into the clearly labelled spaces where they belong. If you can’t read the numbers, you can still match the squiggly symbols…
January 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Very behind on Slow Horses.

Character gets on a train at Fenchurch Street but is apparently going to Orpington, Sevenoaks or Tunbridge Wells.

I realise there are solid production reasons why these things happen but if you know the places, it does rather throw you off!
January 12, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Cold and foggy at parkrun this am! Got lots of thanks for being on; we were the only one to go ahead for miles in every direction; a plus of being gravel paths & trail rather than asphalt or concrete. It was safe for us, it wasn’t for others.
January 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is a cracking first single from the forthcoming Waterboys album!
HOPPER'S ON TOP (GENIUS) - the first song/video from Life, Death And Dennis Hopper www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6o9... Band filmed in Nashville with aerial shots of the USA and our beloved L.A.
The Waterboys - Hopper's On Top
YouTube video by TheWaterboysVEVO
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Run Director at Belton House parkrun tomorrow; definitely going to need the thermals!
January 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Happy celestial Birthday @davidbowiereal.bsky.social

I’m Aftaid of Americans #LivingColour #DavidBowie
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Liz, you backwards tiwkcuf, I didn’t arrive at the conclusion you’d tanked the economy because Starmer said so. It was when you crashed the economy.
January 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Steven Wilson releases The Overview on 14th March 2025. The album is iinspired by the “overview effect” experienced by astronauts looking back at the Earth from space.

Orders…

Music for @philplait.bsky.social ?

stevenwilsonhq.com/announcing-t...
Announcing 'The Overview' Album with World Exclusive BFI IMAX Premiere - Steven Wilson
I’m thrilled to be able to officially share with you that my new album, The Overview will be released on 14th March. The album is based on the recognised phenomenon of the “overview effect’’, whereby ...
stevenwilsonhq.com
January 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM