One season of a TV series containing 10 45-minute episodes: Yeah I can crank this whole thing out on a Thursday

Fank Castillo mentioned (also RIP?? I had no idea)

Babe, wake up, Chris 1.0 was let out of prison for Thanksgiving/the Sonny Gray emergency pod

lol I get this every day

But, Connor, he asks his robot to say “forbidden words”

Target’s self-checkout lanes are never open; if you force me to interact with another human being while I’m at the store, you’ve lost my business

This episode features serious Noah Song erasure. Did all of those emails I sent in 2022 mean nothing to you? @spchrishatfield.bsky.social never would’ve let this happen

It’s too bad King Felix didn’t get two more CYs and have 2-3 more good years, he had the talent at his peak

My cue is villainous melancholy

Well, we’ve made a deal with the devil and it’s a good thing there are no parables or folk tales that let us know we’re going to regret this

And if you all look under your seats, you’re each going home with a copy of GTA VI!

It’s also wild but unsurprising that because he and his daughter tried to do some half-assed bipartisanship in his final years that he lost EVERYONE; even Kissinger had mourners because he was an unrepentant monster until the bitter end (who once dropped his glasses in the toilet)