BallisticToaster
@ballistictoaster.com
Bread baker, crumby creator, giddy goblin, humble himbo, punny pundit, wily writer, alliteration aficionado. All you need is loaf. 🍞
PFP by @saltyghostcrow.bsky.social
Logo by @miamarra.bsky.social
Bio.link/ballistictoaster
PFP by @saltyghostcrow.bsky.social
Logo by @miamarra.bsky.social
Bio.link/ballistictoaster
I've had a VERY busy week and made some last minute changes to the schedule but tonight we're going live with Lumines Arise, followed by Shenmue II tomorrow evening & DBD 2v8 on Saturday evening!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I've had a VERY busy week and made some last minute changes to the schedule but tonight we're going live with Lumines Arise, followed by Shenmue II tomorrow evening & DBD 2v8 on Saturday evening!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
*Very* late & I haven't done one of these post-stream sign-offs in a while but thanks for tuning in! We're broke as hell, in a new city, & on a journey to learn the art of Wu De while trying to make bank. But hey, Joy makes it way better.
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*Very* late & I haven't done one of these post-stream sign-offs in a while but thanks for tuning in! We're broke as hell, in a new city, & on a journey to learn the art of Wu De while trying to make bank. But hey, Joy makes it way better.
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
This week's schedule's a busy one! We're continuing the saga of Shenmue, returning to Lies of P, and playing more of Alan Wake. All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This week's schedule's a busy one! We're continuing the saga of Shenmue, returning to Lies of P, and playing more of Alan Wake. All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
Short week of streams but we’ll be playing Powerwash Simulator 2 on Wednesday evening followed by Alan Wake on Friday evening, both at 8PM EST! All this and more at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Short week of streams but we’ll be playing Powerwash Simulator 2 on Wednesday evening followed by Alan Wake on Friday evening, both at 8PM EST! All this and more at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster
Change of plans: Tomorrow’s DBD stream has been rescheduled for Sunday October 26th at 2PM EST, see you then!
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Change of plans: Tomorrow’s DBD stream has been rescheduled for Sunday October 26th at 2PM EST, see you then!
Been a while since I’ve done one of these but while I’m brainstorming a new overlay for my schedules, why not make use of my whiteboard in the meantime? See you tonight as we start this week off with Tetris!
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Been a while since I’ve done one of these but while I’m brainstorming a new overlay for my schedules, why not make use of my whiteboard in the meantime? See you tonight as we start this week off with Tetris!
After six months, several (ongoing) revisions to stream, and freelance gigs, the time has FINALLY come to return to Twitch! Tune in to twitch.tv/BallisticToa... to stop by, catch up, and say hi!
September 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
After six months, several (ongoing) revisions to stream, and freelance gigs, the time has FINALLY come to return to Twitch! Tune in to twitch.tv/BallisticToa... to stop by, catch up, and say hi!
Y'ever just look back at what you sent and go "oh this is gonna enable my chat even more?"
September 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Y'ever just look back at what you sent and go "oh this is gonna enable my chat even more?"
It's been six months, but Daddy's finally coming home & he's bringing home plenty of bread.
Tune in September 14th, 2025 (Tomorrow!) at 1PM EST/11AM PST as we catch up & do something *super* unexpected, all while slowly remembering how to stream & praying that things don't break!
Tune in September 14th, 2025 (Tomorrow!) at 1PM EST/11AM PST as we catch up & do something *super* unexpected, all while slowly remembering how to stream & praying that things don't break!
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's been six months, but Daddy's finally coming home & he's bringing home plenty of bread.
Tune in September 14th, 2025 (Tomorrow!) at 1PM EST/11AM PST as we catch up & do something *super* unexpected, all while slowly remembering how to stream & praying that things don't break!
Tune in September 14th, 2025 (Tomorrow!) at 1PM EST/11AM PST as we catch up & do something *super* unexpected, all while slowly remembering how to stream & praying that things don't break!
Good things come to those who stay toasty.
July 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Good things come to those who stay toasty.
Hey everyone. Been a while, figured I'd give an update as to where I've been.
February 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hey everyone. Been a while, figured I'd give an update as to where I've been.
This week begins with us wrapping up some unfinished business in Aperture Science with Portal 2 this Tuesday evening @ 7PM EST, followed by continuing Lies of P on Friday evening @ 7PM EST & Sunday afternoon @ 3:30 PM EST! See you on stream.
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January 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This week begins with us wrapping up some unfinished business in Aperture Science with Portal 2 this Tuesday evening @ 7PM EST, followed by continuing Lies of P on Friday evening @ 7PM EST & Sunday afternoon @ 3:30 PM EST! See you on stream.
▶️ttv/BallisticToaster
▶️ttv/BallisticToaster
I installed the game for real, definitely need to check my Steam library to make sure what's installed and what isn't. Anyway i'm live again!
January 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I installed the game for real, definitely need to check my Steam library to make sure what's installed and what isn't. Anyway i'm live again!
This week, we're exploring more of Aperture Science in Portal 2 on Wednesday, followed by returning to Silent Hill 2 (2002) on Friday (the 13th no less), & then a jolly jaunt back to Krat in Lies of P on Sunday! All streams this week will start at 7PM EST, see you then!
December 8, 2024 at 8:04 PM
This week, we're exploring more of Aperture Science in Portal 2 on Wednesday, followed by returning to Silent Hill 2 (2002) on Friday (the 13th no less), & then a jolly jaunt back to Krat in Lies of P on Sunday! All streams this week will start at 7PM EST, see you then!
I forgot to put this up on Bluesky & i'm late in saying this but thanks for tuning in! It was a grand ol' time I'd be more than happy to do again between the dancing, provoking killers, sabotage, and horrible puns. To end stream, we raided out to @miamarra.bsky.social !
December 8, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I forgot to put this up on Bluesky & i'm late in saying this but thanks for tuning in! It was a grand ol' time I'd be more than happy to do again between the dancing, provoking killers, sabotage, and horrible puns. To end stream, we raided out to @miamarra.bsky.social !
Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday today! It was a great day and your well-wishes made it that much better!
Credit to @fluffiepaws.bsky.social & @queenvalkyrie.bsky.social for the drawings!
Credit to @fluffiepaws.bsky.social & @queenvalkyrie.bsky.social for the drawings!
November 20, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday today! It was a great day and your well-wishes made it that much better!
Credit to @fluffiepaws.bsky.social & @queenvalkyrie.bsky.social for the drawings!
Credit to @fluffiepaws.bsky.social & @queenvalkyrie.bsky.social for the drawings!
Hey everyone, i'm really sorry to do this, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to postpone tonight's stream to Sunday November 17th at 7:30PM EST. There's a few things I need to catch up on & I wanna spend tonight and tomorrow morning+afternoon getting organized. See y'all tomorrow instead!
November 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Hey everyone, i'm really sorry to do this, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to postpone tonight's stream to Sunday November 17th at 7:30PM EST. There's a few things I need to catch up on & I wanna spend tonight and tomorrow morning+afternoon getting organized. See y'all tomorrow instead!
Last week was a triumph & to celebrate, we're doing SCIENCE.
Portal 2 begins tonight at 8PM EST with Portal 2 Co-Op starting Thursday with DarkenedPoet at 7PM EST and Lies of P will continue on Saturday at 7:30 PM EST.
See y'all then!
Portal 2 begins tonight at 8PM EST with Portal 2 Co-Op starting Thursday with DarkenedPoet at 7PM EST and Lies of P will continue on Saturday at 7:30 PM EST.
See y'all then!
November 13, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Last week was a triumph & to celebrate, we're doing SCIENCE.
Portal 2 begins tonight at 8PM EST with Portal 2 Co-Op starting Thursday with DarkenedPoet at 7PM EST and Lies of P will continue on Saturday at 7:30 PM EST.
See y'all then!
Portal 2 begins tonight at 8PM EST with Portal 2 Co-Op starting Thursday with DarkenedPoet at 7PM EST and Lies of P will continue on Saturday at 7:30 PM EST.
See y'all then!
This week's stream schedule starts *tonight* with Lies of P, followed by Sonic Superstars for hopefully the last time on Thursday, and the Halo 2 E3 demo on Saturday November 9th, the 20th anniversary of Halo 2's release! See you tonight at the same toasty place.
November 5, 2024 at 12:06 AM
This week's stream schedule starts *tonight* with Lies of P, followed by Sonic Superstars for hopefully the last time on Thursday, and the Halo 2 E3 demo on Saturday November 9th, the 20th anniversary of Halo 2's release! See you tonight at the same toasty place.
Short week of streams to catch up on work but we’ll be doing a community night featuring Dead By Daylight on Thursday and Lies of P on the weekend, all on 7:30PM EST. See you next stream!
twitch.tv/BallisticToa...
twitch.tv/BallisticToa...
October 30, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Short week of streams to catch up on work but we’ll be doing a community night featuring Dead By Daylight on Thursday and Lies of P on the weekend, all on 7:30PM EST. See you next stream!
twitch.tv/BallisticToa...
twitch.tv/BallisticToa...
Congrats to @KofyySquared for redeeming FIRST & special thanks to FluffiePaws for the bits & to D3MONPRIM3, @gabbygabs-05.bsky.social, & BallisticNoodle for the raids, to all our new followers, & everyone who stopped by, & to @queenvalkyrie.bsky.social for this masterpiece!
See y'all next stream!
See y'all next stream!
October 23, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Congrats to @KofyySquared for redeeming FIRST & special thanks to FluffiePaws for the bits & to D3MONPRIM3, @gabbygabs-05.bsky.social, & BallisticNoodle for the raids, to all our new followers, & everyone who stopped by, & to @queenvalkyrie.bsky.social for this masterpiece!
See y'all next stream!
See y'all next stream!
New schedule! Alien tonight, Lies of P on Wednesday, and Silent Hill 2 (2001) on Saturday! See you at the link below.
twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
October 22, 2024 at 11:09 PM
New schedule! Alien tonight, Lies of P on Wednesday, and Silent Hill 2 (2001) on Saturday! See you at the link below.
twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
twitch.tv/ballistictoa...