BallisticToaster
@ballistictoaster.com
Bread baker, crumby creator, giddy goblin, humble himbo, punny pundit, wily writer, alliteration aficionado. All you need is loaf. 🍞
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I've had a VERY busy week and made some last minute changes to the schedule but tonight we're going live with Lumines Arise, followed by Shenmue II tomorrow evening & DBD 2v8 on Saturday evening!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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Finally got dinner after a VERY long day and we're gonna continue more of Shenmue II at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster ! Tune in as we try to acquire more of the Wu De arts and arm wrestle for gacha money.
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Finally got dinner after a VERY long day and we're gonna continue more of Shenmue II at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster ! Tune in as we try to acquire more of the Wu De arts and arm wrestle for gacha money.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Finally got dinner after a VERY long day and we're gonna continue more of Shenmue II at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster ! Tune in as we try to acquire more of the Wu De arts and arm wrestle for gacha money.
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Finally got dinner after a VERY long day and we're gonna continue more of Shenmue II at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster ! Tune in as we try to acquire more of the Wu De arts and arm wrestle for gacha money.
Gonna push tonight’s stream to 9PM. Long day at work and I’m only now sitting down to have dinner. See you soon for more Shenmue II!
I've had a VERY busy week and made some last minute changes to the schedule but tonight we're going live with Lumines Arise, followed by Shenmue II tomorrow evening & DBD 2v8 on Saturday evening!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Gonna push tonight’s stream to 9PM. Long day at work and I’m only now sitting down to have dinner. See you soon for more Shenmue II!
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It's been a long day and as much as I'd like to play more Lies of P, Lumines Arise came out a couple days ago & I've been wanting to play that today! Plus it's been a long day & I was hoping to de-stress a bit. (GIF not related, just hard to find one for Lumines)
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It's been a long day and as much as I'd like to play more Lies of P, Lumines Arise came out a couple days ago & I've been wanting to play that today! Plus it's been a long day & I was hoping to de-stress a bit. (GIF not related, just hard to find one for Lumines)
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
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November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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It's been a long day and as much as I'd like to play more Lies of P, Lumines Arise came out a couple days ago & I've been wanting to play that today! Plus it's been a long day & I was hoping to de-stress a bit. (GIF not related, just hard to find one for Lumines)
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
It's been a long day and as much as I'd like to play more Lies of P, Lumines Arise came out a couple days ago & I've been wanting to play that today! Plus it's been a long day & I was hoping to de-stress a bit. (GIF not related, just hard to find one for Lumines)
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
I've had a VERY busy week and made some last minute changes to the schedule but tonight we're going live with Lumines Arise, followed by Shenmue II tomorrow evening & DBD 2v8 on Saturday evening!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I've had a VERY busy week and made some last minute changes to the schedule but tonight we're going live with Lumines Arise, followed by Shenmue II tomorrow evening & DBD 2v8 on Saturday evening!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Today, we return back to Bright Falls as we try and find Alice while going "Who the hell wrote this goddamn manuscript-oh wait."
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Today, we return back to Bright Falls as we try and find Alice while going "Who the hell wrote this goddamn manuscript-oh wait."
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Thanks for tuning in! Took a while to get my bearings back but we managed to get through Pubert (the green swamp monster… thing) and caught up with Alidoro’s ungrateful dog ass.
To end stream we raided out to @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
To end stream we raided out to @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
Tonight, we return to Krat as I prepare to tell the greatest lie of all time to myself: I'm great at this game and I totally remember how to play it.
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
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November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Thanks for tuning in! Took a while to get my bearings back but we managed to get through Pubert (the green swamp monster… thing) and caught up with Alidoro’s ungrateful dog ass.
To end stream we raided out to @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
To end stream we raided out to @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
Tonight, we return to Krat as I prepare to tell the greatest lie of all time to myself: I'm great at this game and I totally remember how to play it.
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
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November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Tonight, we return to Krat as I prepare to tell the greatest lie of all time to myself: I'm great at this game and I totally remember how to play it.
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
*Very* late & I haven't done one of these post-stream sign-offs in a while but thanks for tuning in! We're broke as hell, in a new city, & on a journey to learn the art of Wu De while trying to make bank. But hey, Joy makes it way better.
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*Very* late & I haven't done one of these post-stream sign-offs in a while but thanks for tuning in! We're broke as hell, in a new city, & on a journey to learn the art of Wu De while trying to make bank. But hey, Joy makes it way better.
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
Tonight, we return to Ryo Hazuki's story to avenge the death of his father as we follow Lan Di to deliver the asswhooping of a lifetime and fulfill some kinda prophecy or something. Tbh it was kind of a blur.
Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster and loaf around as we begin Shenmue II! Live now.
Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster and loaf around as we begin Shenmue II! Live now.
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November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Tonight, we return to Ryo Hazuki's story to avenge the death of his father as we follow Lan Di to deliver the asswhooping of a lifetime and fulfill some kinda prophecy or something. Tbh it was kind of a blur.
Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster and loaf around as we begin Shenmue II! Live now.
Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster and loaf around as we begin Shenmue II! Live now.
This week's schedule's a busy one! We're continuing the saga of Shenmue, returning to Lies of P, and playing more of Alan Wake. All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This week's schedule's a busy one! We're continuing the saga of Shenmue, returning to Lies of P, and playing more of Alan Wake. All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
This Halloween, we make a long overdue return to Bright Falls as we check out Alan Wake! Live now at the link below.
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This Halloween, we make a long overdue return to Bright Falls as we check out Alan Wake! Live now at the link below.
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
In light of yesterday’s stream ending earlier than expected, tomorrow’s stream will take place at 7PM EST rather than 8PM EST.
Short week of streams but we’ll be playing Powerwash Simulator 2 on Wednesday evening followed by Alan Wake on Friday evening, both at 8PM EST! All this and more at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster
October 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
In light of yesterday’s stream ending earlier than expected, tomorrow’s stream will take place at 7PM EST rather than 8PM EST.
We're live now with Powerwash Simulator 2! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster as we spend literal hours trying to find where the hell that one stupid piece of dirt we have to clean up is to complete the level.
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We're live now with Powerwash Simulator 2! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster as we spend literal hours trying to find where the hell that one stupid piece of dirt we have to clean up is to complete the level.
Short week of streams but we’ll be playing Powerwash Simulator 2 on Wednesday evening followed by Alan Wake on Friday evening, both at 8PM EST! All this and more at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Short week of streams but we’ll be playing Powerwash Simulator 2 on Wednesday evening followed by Alan Wake on Friday evening, both at 8PM EST! All this and more at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster
Bit late because of some errands I had to run, but we're live and ready to cause problems for many killers (and probably survivors let's be real)! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster to watch the shenanigans.
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bit late because of some errands I had to run, but we're live and ready to cause problems for many killers (and probably survivors let's be real)! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster to watch the shenanigans.
Change of plans: Tomorrow’s DBD stream has been rescheduled for Sunday October 26th at 2PM EST, see you then!
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Change of plans: Tomorrow’s DBD stream has been rescheduled for Sunday October 26th at 2PM EST, see you then!
omw to twitch to go live and play Haste! GIF totally related, considering what the game's all about. Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
October 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
omw to twitch to go live and play Haste! GIF totally related, considering what the game's all about. Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
We're live now! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster for some relaxing Monday night bricklaying and row clearing!
October 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We're live now! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster for some relaxing Monday night bricklaying and row clearing!
Wrapping up dinner after a call, will be there at 7:15PM EST!
Been a while since I’ve done one of these but while I’m brainstorming a new overlay for my schedules, why not make use of my whiteboard in the meantime? See you tonight as we start this week off with Tetris!
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Wrapping up dinner after a call, will be there at 7:15PM EST!
Been a while since I’ve done one of these but while I’m brainstorming a new overlay for my schedules, why not make use of my whiteboard in the meantime? See you tonight as we start this week off with Tetris!
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Been a while since I’ve done one of these but while I’m brainstorming a new overlay for my schedules, why not make use of my whiteboard in the meantime? See you tonight as we start this week off with Tetris!
The only thing that should ever stop you from a bad idea is another, even worse idea. Sadly I'm out of bad ideas & at the request of a friend (& my own morbid curiosity), we're gonna play one of the worst games ever made for giggles!
What's the worst that could happen?
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What's the worst that could happen?
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October 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The only thing that should ever stop you from a bad idea is another, even worse idea. Sadly I'm out of bad ideas & at the request of a friend (& my own morbid curiosity), we're gonna play one of the worst games ever made for giggles!
What's the worst that could happen?
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
What's the worst that could happen?
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
Today we're taking a break from community shenanigans to do something a bit more low-key and peaceful out in the Finnish country-side. GIF kiiiinda relevant.
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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September 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Today we're taking a break from community shenanigans to do something a bit more low-key and peaceful out in the Finnish country-side. GIF kiiiinda relevant.
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Can you believe it's been- *checks watch* oh christ since before Season 1 since I've played this game? Well neither can I but I've been feeling like coming back to this game for a while and today we're gonna do just that with the community! Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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September 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Can you believe it's been- *checks watch* oh christ since before Season 1 since I've played this game? Well neither can I but I've been feeling like coming back to this game for a while and today we're gonna do just that with the community! Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Feels great to say this after so long, but thanks for tuning in! Today was a shorter stream than usual & while there's a lot to fix with commands, redeems and alerts, it was a pretty fun chatting stream all the same!
To end stream we raided out to @goobergutz.bsky.social playing Silksong.
To end stream we raided out to @goobergutz.bsky.social playing Silksong.
September 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Feels great to say this after so long, but thanks for tuning in! Today was a shorter stream than usual & while there's a lot to fix with commands, redeems and alerts, it was a pretty fun chatting stream all the same!
To end stream we raided out to @goobergutz.bsky.social playing Silksong.
To end stream we raided out to @goobergutz.bsky.social playing Silksong.
After six months, several (ongoing) revisions to stream, and freelance gigs, the time has FINALLY come to return to Twitch! Tune in to twitch.tv/BallisticToa... to stop by, catch up, and say hi!
September 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
After six months, several (ongoing) revisions to stream, and freelance gigs, the time has FINALLY come to return to Twitch! Tune in to twitch.tv/BallisticToa... to stop by, catch up, and say hi!