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Bread baker, crumby creator, giddy goblin, humble himbo, punny pundit, wily writer, alliteration aficionado. All you need is loaf. 🍞

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[📅 SCHEDULE]

This week, we throw an absurd amount of hands on Wednesday and Friday Evening at 7PM EST with Sifu! As for this weekend? You'll believe a man can fly. Through rings. Send help or God, it's Superman 64 on Saturday 6PM EST.

All this and more on twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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y'ever have one of those days where you realize what an awful, terrible, no good idea what you're about to do really is? No? Well, neither do I. Because we're playing Superman 64 again at twitch.tv/ballistictoa... ! What's the worst that could happen?
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February 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Locked in a bit too hard, had errands to do and finally got home to eat dinner and get ready for stream. See you in a half hour at 7PM EST!
[📅 SCHEDULE]

This week, we throw an absurd amount of hands on Wednesday and Friday Evening at 7PM EST with Sifu! As for this weekend? You'll believe a man can fly. Through rings. Send help or God, it's Superman 64 on Saturday 6PM EST.

All this and more on twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
January 31, 2026 at 11:35 PM
[🔴LIVE]

I'm back with more Sifu! And hopefully with a lot less of a headache. Sorry I'm late, but it's time to get this show on the road!

Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
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January 31, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Reposted by BallisticToaster 🍞
Reminder that your platforms/audiences are your stage. when you see a clear grift or rage bait, showing them off to MORE people just helps the grift. Attention is what they want. When you give them your stage, it's free advertising.

Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
[🔴LIVE]

After finishing Shenmue II, we return to Sifu after a couple days worth of practicing this game and trying to nail down this game's combat! How will we fare against Yang's gang? Find out now at twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
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January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
[📅 SCHEDULE]

This week, we throw an absurd amount of hands on Wednesday and Friday Evening at 7PM EST with Sifu! As for this weekend? You'll believe a man can fly. Through rings. Send help or God, it's Superman 64 on Saturday 6PM EST.

All this and more on twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 AM
[🔴LIVE]

We're off to find Yuanda Zhu (and hopefully not fail as many QTEs this time) as we continue throwing hands across Kowloon in Shenmue II! Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
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January 23, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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This week's gonna be shorter than usual due to some stuff at work and errands at home. While there's no weekend wildcard stream to look forward to, there is still Shenmue II for Thursday evening and Saturday afternoon at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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You thought we were gonna go running today? PSYCHE. Today, Toasty goes Ballistic and throws yet even more hands in yet another revenge story in Sifu!

Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
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January 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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We're interrogating birds, throwing hands, and getting lost trying to read the numbers on an elevator. Yep, it's more Shenmue II!

Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
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January 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
[🔴LIVE]

WE'RE IN KOWLOON, but we're also very near broke, with a very dodgy thief, and still trying to find Yuanda Zhu before Lan Di can ask him "Yuanda-eez Hands?" Awful setup for this joke aside, we're live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToa... !
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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New week, new schedule! In this week's feature, Ryo's quest for revenge continues as we venture to Kowloon with Ren, followed by going NYOOM for this weekend's wildcard stream with HASTE!
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
[📅New Schedule]

The first schedule of 2026 is here, with a few new twists! This week we'll mainly be playing Shenmue II on Wednessday and Friday at 7PM EST but this week's weekend wildcard will be a few assorted shoot-em-ups like Gradius & Devil Blade Reboot! (or whatever else i've got)
January 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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We're playing DBD for the last stream of 2025 and getting some killer games-wait, killer? Well, crazier things have happened. Tune into twitch.tv/ballistictoaster to watch me struggle serving Hunt...ress.
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December 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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So last stream, I beat Alan Wake -oh yeah i streamed on Friday and forgot to mention it here, whoops. Anyway, we're playing the epilogue DLCs for AW1! Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
[🎬 STREAM ENDED]

Thanks for tuning in! Took a LOOONG while of questionably scheduled streams but Lies of P is COMPLETE! Fantastic game, great combat, incredible setting, & I'm looking forward to returning for Overture when we get to it! To end stream we raided out to twitch.tv/yuimiragevt !
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
[🔴 LIVE]

I'm feeling much better after an awful migraine that caused me to cancel stream for Friday and Sunday, and tonight we're live at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster for the final moments of Lies of P! (and my thoughts on the game when we're done!)
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December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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It took us god knows how long to get here, but we're at the toughest (i hope) boss fight in Lies of P and we're gonna test out a few strategies to see how we can take down Laxasia! Which might as well translate to "Toaster prepares to die a lot".

Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster!
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December 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Y'ever just forget to post up your schedule right before stream? Yeah, me neither. Anyway: Your schedule for this week: Lies of P on Wednesday & Friday, and the final episode (& maybe DLC episodes) of Alan Wake on Saturday! Only on twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
December 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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We're finally at the island and we're off to save *checks script* ...wait this isn't Resident Evil 4. Well in any case, we're at the final (ish) part of Lies of P and we're live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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December 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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A Toaster stream where he's on time? it's more likely than you think! We're live now with more Lies of P as we try to get the relic before things get *looks at Krat* soooo SO much worse. Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
SCHEDULE CHANGED!
I’m moving the next couple streams a day ahead and a few hours earlier than their initial scheduled times:

Your amended schedule is now as follows:

Thursday Dec 4th (6PM EST) - Lies of P
Saturday Dec 6th (3PM EST) - Lies of P

See you at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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We're live with more Lies of P! Now with more weird blue goo everywhere and even more infuriating Distruption death traps. Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The easiest schedule I’ve ever made; this week is going to be a bit of an experiment as we play one game all week long, with Lies of P on Tuesday, Friday, and Sunday! See you at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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We're live with more Lies of P! Will Toaster fall down yet another bottomless pit? Will he rush into somewhere he probably isn't supposed to be? Will he forget about a very important mechanic during a boss fight? Answer's probably Yes. Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM