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Lemon J
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DO NOT COMPLY.
The future is ours to squeeze.
Not an actual lemon. (he/him)
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sure, we all hate him but if he had ripped his malfunctioning robotic heart out of his chest and showed it to us, we’d have cheered.
December 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Reposted by Lemon J
It: Welcome To Derry
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
if Donald thought his post was the shit, just wait until he reads what I write about him when he goes.
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
all the cocaine?
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
loser ass President
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m ok with billionaires paying an 85% tax rate on every penny over 500 million.
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?

Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Think about it
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
would also accept Wiseau as RFK Jr in the netflix movie of her book.
call me a visionary if you must but I have complete faith that Olivia Nuzzi & Tommy Wiseau could cowrite a horrifically awful movie.
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
call me a visionary if you must but I have complete faith that Olivia Nuzzi & Tommy Wiseau could cowrite a horrifically awful movie.
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Just to be clear… smile on my face the entire film
Sitting in traffic, thinking this shit was mid but with solid acting and good dialogue
Super fun but Wake Up Dead Man did not have nearly enough Benoit Blanc for me.
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sitting in traffic, thinking this shit was mid but with solid acting and good dialogue
Super fun but Wake Up Dead Man did not have nearly enough Benoit Blanc for me.
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Super fun but Wake Up Dead Man did not have nearly enough Benoit Blanc for me.
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
that canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ok, dumbass fuckface righties: explain why the minimum wage shouldn’t be $28 an hour.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."

Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my wife has celiacs and my vegetarian ass thinks the life of the carcass you purchased is worth more than yours.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
King Solomon was sexting Nuzzi? Dammmmmmn, girl.
I know there's still a month to go in 2025 but I'm ready to award the trophy for Take of the Year in the Caping for Fascists category.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Thanksgiving? Please. He’s been pardoning turkeys all year.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m late on this but wtf did Wicked do to Michelle Yeoh?
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Been walking around singing Foreigner’s “I Wanna Know What Love Is” with an exaggerated voice but replacing the lyrics with RFK Jr’s romantic poetry
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yeah but has she tried smoking a dog poo joint dipped in nuclear waste?
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM