Lemon J
@baloneyhead.bsky.social
DO NOT COMPLY.
The future is ours to squeeze.
Not an actual lemon. (he/him)
The future is ours to squeeze.
Not an actual lemon. (he/him)
Need some tortillas by mail? I know a guy.
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Need some tortillas by mail? I know a guy.
I assume death will grant him access to new superpowers?
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I assume death will grant him access to new superpowers?
Yeah, I have zero faith we’ll ever see the true unredacted files.
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yeah, I have zero faith we’ll ever see the true unredacted files.
Stellar Pretzels Maui Monk. (The pretzels they give out on Southwest flights. I’m addicted!
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December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Stellar Pretzels Maui Monk. (The pretzels they give out on Southwest flights. I’m addicted!
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sorry but that is pure ai.
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
sorry but that is pure ai.
Hell is just a hot tub with a free mini-bar. Climb down off that cross and embrace the warmth of his love. I believe in you. He believes in you.
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hell is just a hot tub with a free mini-bar. Climb down off that cross and embrace the warmth of his love. I believe in you. He believes in you.
Hold on. I’m gonna need to pour some tequila and take a rip of Beelzebub’s bong.
And you should see it. It’s wild. It’s like a headless baby made out of glass. You put your mouth on the neck where the head would be and put the weed in its anus. It’s a trip. It’s also not glass.
And you should see it. It’s wild. It’s like a headless baby made out of glass. You put your mouth on the neck where the head would be and put the weed in its anus. It’s a trip. It’s also not glass.
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hold on. I’m gonna need to pour some tequila and take a rip of Beelzebub’s bong.
And you should see it. It’s wild. It’s like a headless baby made out of glass. You put your mouth on the neck where the head would be and put the weed in its anus. It’s a trip. It’s also not glass.
And you should see it. It’s wild. It’s like a headless baby made out of glass. You put your mouth on the neck where the head would be and put the weed in its anus. It’s a trip. It’s also not glass.
I don’t remember which one, because I go to all his orgy raves but I definitely remember doing lemondrop ecstasy shots with the big red guy and both those sisters. There’s some things you don’t forget.
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don’t remember which one, because I go to all his orgy raves but I definitely remember doing lemondrop ecstasy shots with the big red guy and both those sisters. There’s some things you don’t forget.
Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too laude. Adeste fidelis. Semper fidelis. High fidelis. The Magna Carta. MasterCharge it.
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too laude. Adeste fidelis. Semper fidelis. High fidelis. The Magna Carta. MasterCharge it.
I would think they have to. He’s a boring candidate. Not many are going to be excited to vote for JD.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I would think they have to. He’s a boring candidate. Not many are going to be excited to vote for JD.
Satan loves you my child
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Satan loves you my child
I don’t get why everyone is so eager to skip that part. Reactionary internet mind bs.
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don’t get why everyone is so eager to skip that part. Reactionary internet mind bs.