Well done, Hilton hotels! You’ve won a customer. I’ll pick a Hilton when i can. For life. Until you fuck up. Don’t fuck up. Again, well done.

Hilton is now my go to hotel
chain. Who would’ve thought they would step up like this?

Non-zero chance this is an excuse to purge Cuban advisors and other Maduro loyalists tbh

Or, Rubio just wanted to get Maduro, and then Trump started fantasizing.

I think it's actually worse than having no plan. There's like 5 competing plans floating in the air right now between the scheming vizier factions and the major Venezuelan power brokers.

The coup theory gets stronger.

I’m beginning to think that the FiFA peace prize might have been bullshit.

If Rodriguez plays along, she’ll be the Keir Starmer of South America. Piss off her base and never get support from the opposition. Difference being she’s more likely to end with a bullet to the back of head. It would extraordinarily stupid of her.

Give it to her! You cannot resist the pink nose!

Also, Persis Khambatta was beautiful, but a terrible actor. The Motionless Picture.

1939 The Onion headline: “Hitler Neutralizes Polish Menace: Europe Relieved as Germans Lift Grim Specter of Polish Tyranny from Continent”