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It’s just Bamm
@bamm.bsky.social
hippy liberal with awesome wizard dog who will live forever.
I had my first shingles vax yesterday. And everyone I’ve talked to since has told me “oh yeah, it took me out” I give to you the warning I did not get:

THIS VAX WILL MAKE YOU WISH FOR DEATH

It’s probably still better tun getting shingles, but holy fuxk. I wish anyone had warned me.
May 5, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Doc apt today. My normal chaperone is unavailable so I’m borrowing her husband.

The anxiety is starting to hit. Ugh. I want to reschedule. For 10th of never. Like I like this doc. But I do not want to go.
May 3, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I’m alive. I’m just tired as fuck.
April 29, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Listening to the same lawnmower for over two hours now.

Omg just pour gasoline on all that grass and set it on fire. Poof, no moar mowing.

Follow me for more life hacks.
April 13, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Watch me improve my watercolor skills. Not watercolor paper, but I’m quite pleased with the blending.
March 29, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Mister is annoyed that watercolors are not tasty snacks.
March 25, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Day who even knows of me trying to find a new hobby so I don’t have to admit I’ve lost knitting: watercolors.

It’s cheap, easy, and doesn’t even need to be good. But it’s a lot of frooferah to gather up. Unlike coloring with pencils/crayons, my hand doesn’t hurt ten minutes in. But I dunno.
March 19, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I can’t sleep. And I saw this while scrolling and thought of @skipbidder.bsky.social

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLFnnEKo/
March 18, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Does anyone have any suggestions for getting amazon deliveries consistently? I’m at about 50% it will go to a neighbor. The first line of my address is in all caps to put deliveries next to the flamingos.
There’s flamingo stickers in every window. There’s lawn flamingos by the door.
March 17, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I have buprenorphine.

I am through the moon elated with this. Omg. Also, Mister:
March 16, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this here. A few weeks ago, I needed to wake Mister up to go out for bedtime. He woke up and growled at me. Like he didn’t know who I was. Cuz he has NEVER growled at me. Ever. He’s nipped, but never ever growled. Then he shook himself and was normal again.
March 10, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Bougie grocery store salad bar is the best of ever. Super overpriced but soooooo ummy.

8/10 living bougie in poverty
March 8, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by It’s just Bamm
get your militarized asses out of our subway
March 7, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Emergency alert that local 911 is not able to receive calls but that text to 911 is still working.

15 minutes later another emergency alert telling folks not to test if it’s working by calling and texting 911 in non-emergency situations.
March 8, 2024 at 3:12 AM
These are the participating restaurants in illinois’ SNAP program that covers meals for homeless and disabled recipients. I ask that folks who are able to please support these businesses.
www.dhs.state.il.us/page.aspx?it...
March 7, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I’ve been absentmindedly pulling my hair out as there is now a sizable bald patch on the side of my head.

No. I am not okay.
March 5, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Sleeping in the sun room definitely seems to be helping Mister. I need to get a new mattress cuz it’s hell on my shoulder. But totes worth it to keep my puppy happy.
February 28, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Watching “Pitch Black”

Main chick consistently pronounces Imam as “L Mom”, which is kind of adorable.
L’mam would be more correct, tho.

I’m just sayin.
February 26, 2024 at 3:03 PM
It’s been pointed out to me that I am behind on sharing Mister pics. So here some backlog. Mister eating his special babyfood treat, Mister epic bed head, and classic sleeping pup.
February 23, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Tomorrow is Mister and my 12th gotcha anniversary.

He’s my puppy. I’m his bamm. He wont let me sleep on my bed anymore. So now we sleep in the livingroom.

I got him special babyfood chimkin and apple purée. Plus he’s got gooshyfoods and whipped cream.

When you’re 18, you get whatever you want.
February 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Is it a symptom of a disorder to put trash in the sink? Not down the garbage disposal but trash that should go into the trash bin but you put it in the sink?

Like is that a thing? Or is it just me?
February 13, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Feeling the crushing weight of poverty.

Also, Mister is getting me out of bed at ungodly hours.
February 9, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Mister doing a snooze wiff his chin resting on his paw.
February 7, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I got this gold bond hand cream and I love the smell but the only way I have to describe the smell is that it smells like the colors of a tequila sunrise. Not like the drink. It smells like the colors of that drink. Like if those colors had flavor smells.
February 5, 2024 at 10:11 PM