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The Book of Mazarbullshit
@banalitybob.bsky.social
Queer father of fish, tarantulas, and a cat. TTRPG, Magic, and fantasy nerd. "That bitchy Hagrid" according to some girl at work. He/they.
That being said, Teval was 0-26 until last night when I got my first ever win with it off of a melded Titania, Gaea Incarnate bringing back a ton of lands to make zombies off of Field of the Dead & Tormod to have Ayara kill everyone in my upkeep. That felt really good.
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December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I also love that it uses the zombie tokens for things other than attacking most of the time.
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My Teval deck is essentially a zombies deck with a focus on token zombies, and I love it when I can curse myself and then start bringing back lands (which are snow for Narfi). Pharoah is also delightful, especially when he brings a friend for leaving the GY.

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December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I will preach the good news of Your Temple is Under Attack until I die or it gets power crept out of the format. And then I'll still go on about it in pEDH.
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It also goes great in what is quickly becoming my new signature commander.
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I could gush for a long time about how much I love this concept of oral tradition expressed through basic card mechanics.

It's so elegant and good.
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And my newcomer, Appa, has Appa Plains, of course.

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December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Teval has Snow synergies in his deck, and thus gets OG Snow basics.

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December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
God-Eternal Bontu uses all mismatched cool foil printings of Swamps.

You can see the spread here:

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December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Islands are a little finicky because I have 2 I use kinda interchangeably.
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Commanders (plus a few other formats) and what basics they have?! Sure!

Starting off, my Canlander and Pauper decks use the following:
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The first two were before there were commander precons...

I am le old.
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Usually the Roundabout (or whatever people call them regionally)
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If I ended up as a gym leader, I'd be an early to middle gym and specialize in Ground types.
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me if I just lived in Pokémon world vs me if I was taking training seriously.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ooh, right in my childhood. I didn't realize this was streaming anywhere. One of my friends found the vinyl at a thrift shop for me last year.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Wizard Wednesday!
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Without downloading new pics describe your gender.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
A meme exchange with my mom today is responsible for my newest art piece.

Behold: A Self Portrait in Felt (colored pencil, sharpies, and printer paper, 2025, colorized)
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?

It may not be perfect in hindsight, but to 16 year old me, it was everything.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I really can't pick, but she's up there.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My personal fave.
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My current top 4.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A movie you e seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM