The Book of Mazarbullshit
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Queer father of fish, tarantulas, and a cat. TTRPG, Magic, and fantasy nerd. "That bitchy Hagrid" according to some girl at work. He/they.
That being said, Teval was 0-26 until last night when I got my first ever win with it off of a melded Titania, Gaea Incarnate bringing back a ton of lands to make zombies off of Field of the Dead & Tormod to have Ayara kill everyone in my upkeep. That felt really good.
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That being said, Teval was 0-26 until last night when I got my first ever win with it off of a melded Titania, Gaea Incarnate bringing back a ton of lands to make zombies off of Field of the Dead & Tormod to have Ayara kill everyone in my upkeep. That felt really good.
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
I also love that it uses the zombie tokens for things other than attacking most of the time.
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I also love that it uses the zombie tokens for things other than attacking most of the time.
My Teval deck is essentially a zombies deck with a focus on token zombies, and I love it when I can curse myself and then start bringing back lands (which are snow for Narfi). Pharoah is also delightful, especially when he brings a friend for leaving the GY.
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My Teval deck is essentially a zombies deck with a focus on token zombies, and I love it when I can curse myself and then start bringing back lands (which are snow for Narfi). Pharoah is also delightful, especially when he brings a friend for leaving the GY.
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
I will preach the good news of Your Temple is Under Attack until I die or it gets power crept out of the format. And then I'll still go on about it in pEDH.
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I will preach the good news of Your Temple is Under Attack until I die or it gets power crept out of the format. And then I'll still go on about it in pEDH.
It also goes great in what is quickly becoming my new signature commander.
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It also goes great in what is quickly becoming my new signature commander.
I could gush for a long time about how much I love this concept of oral tradition expressed through basic card mechanics.
It's so elegant and good.
It's so elegant and good.
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I could gush for a long time about how much I love this concept of oral tradition expressed through basic card mechanics.
It's so elegant and good.
It's so elegant and good.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
God-Eternal Bontu uses all mismatched cool foil printings of Swamps.
You can see the spread here:
moxfield.com/decks/M3KDlJ...
You can see the spread here:
moxfield.com/decks/M3KDlJ...
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
God-Eternal Bontu uses all mismatched cool foil printings of Swamps.
You can see the spread here:
moxfield.com/decks/M3KDlJ...
You can see the spread here:
moxfield.com/decks/M3KDlJ...
Islands are a little finicky because I have 2 I use kinda interchangeably.
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Islands are a little finicky because I have 2 I use kinda interchangeably.
Commanders (plus a few other formats) and what basics they have?! Sure!
Starting off, my Canlander and Pauper decks use the following:
Starting off, my Canlander and Pauper decks use the following:
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Commanders (plus a few other formats) and what basics they have?! Sure!
Starting off, my Canlander and Pauper decks use the following:
Starting off, my Canlander and Pauper decks use the following:
The first two were before there were commander precons...
I am le old.
I am le old.
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The first two were before there were commander precons...
I am le old.
I am le old.
Usually the Roundabout (or whatever people call them regionally)
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Usually the Roundabout (or whatever people call them regionally)
If I ended up as a gym leader, I'd be an early to middle gym and specialize in Ground types.
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If I ended up as a gym leader, I'd be an early to middle gym and specialize in Ground types.
Me if I just lived in Pokémon world vs me if I was taking training seriously.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Me if I just lived in Pokémon world vs me if I was taking training seriously.
Ooh, right in my childhood. I didn't realize this was streaming anywhere. One of my friends found the vinyl at a thrift shop for me last year.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ooh, right in my childhood. I didn't realize this was streaming anywhere. One of my friends found the vinyl at a thrift shop for me last year.
Wizard Wednesday!
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wizard Wednesday!
Without downloading new pics describe your gender.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Without downloading new pics describe your gender.
A meme exchange with my mom today is responsible for my newest art piece.
Behold: A Self Portrait in Felt (colored pencil, sharpies, and printer paper, 2025, colorized)
Behold: A Self Portrait in Felt (colored pencil, sharpies, and printer paper, 2025, colorized)
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A meme exchange with my mom today is responsible for my newest art piece.
Behold: A Self Portrait in Felt (colored pencil, sharpies, and printer paper, 2025, colorized)
Behold: A Self Portrait in Felt (colored pencil, sharpies, and printer paper, 2025, colorized)
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
It may not be perfect in hindsight, but to 16 year old me, it was everything.
It may not be perfect in hindsight, but to 16 year old me, it was everything.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
It may not be perfect in hindsight, but to 16 year old me, it was everything.
It may not be perfect in hindsight, but to 16 year old me, it was everything.
I really can't pick, but she's up there.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I really can't pick, but she's up there.
My personal fave.
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My personal fave.
My current top 4.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My current top 4.
A movie you e seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A movie you e seen more than seven times with a gif.