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The Book of Mazarbullshit
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Queer father of fish, tarantulas, and a cat. TTRPG, Magic, and fantasy nerd. "That bitchy Hagrid" according to some girl at work. He/they.
That being said, Teval was 0-26 until last night when I got my first ever win with it off of a melded Titania, Gaea Incarnate bringing back a ton of lands to make zombies off of Field of the Dead & Tormod to have Ayara kill everyone in my upkeep. That felt really good.
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December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Two weeks ago, after me getting killed first in 4 back to back games, my brother asked me if I was frustrated, because I lost a lot, and we had a conversation about how I'd actually been a major threat in all 4 games. I realized that I'm fine losing, as long as I made my opponents earn my death.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Glare of Subdual (and its partner, Loxodon Hierarch) are how I started playing competitive Magic. It's still one of my pet cards to this day, and my Ravnica foil I've had for 2 decades now is one of my prized possessions.
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It's something I always disclose in pregame conversations, typically only use to dissuade attackers, and if I decide to lock down lands, I usually win that turn or the next.
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I also love that it uses the zombie tokens for things other than attacking most of the time.
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My Teval deck is essentially a zombies deck with a focus on token zombies, and I love it when I can curse myself and then start bringing back lands (which are snow for Narfi). Pharoah is also delightful, especially when he brings a friend for leaving the GY.

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December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Can confirm. Bonkers card.
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I will preach the good news of Your Temple is Under Attack until I die or it gets power crept out of the format. And then I'll still go on about it in pEDH.
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The best part is playing Mox Jasper and Mox Amber effectively!
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ooh, I love the pink & teal!
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ooh exciting!
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Every year, my LGS does a Pauper Commander white elephant gift exchange/tournament.

This is my offering for this year:

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M.I.L.T, (Man, I Like Turtles) - Pauper EDH
A deck created using Moxfield.
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December 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It was for sure annoying when I had to pick one up for Rendmaw earlier this year.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It also goes great in what is quickly becoming my new signature commander.
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I could gush for a long time about how much I love this concept of oral tradition expressed through basic card mechanics.

It's so elegant and good.
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And my newcomer, Appa, has Appa Plains, of course.

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December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Teval has Snow synergies in his deck, and thus gets OG Snow basics.

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December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
God-Eternal Bontu uses all mismatched cool foil printings of Swamps.

You can see the spread here:

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December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Islands are a little finicky because I have 2 I use kinda interchangeably.
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Evergreen
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The first two were before there were commander precons...

I am le old.
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
One of our local Mexican restaurants was hit recently too. Several workers were taken and the owner got roughed up. It's so scary.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Usually the Roundabout (or whatever people call them regionally)
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM