The Book of Mazarbullshit
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Queer father of fish, tarantulas, and a cat. TTRPG, Magic, and fantasy nerd. "That bitchy Hagrid" according to some girl at work. He/they.
That being said, Teval was 0-26 until last night when I got my first ever win with it off of a melded Titania, Gaea Incarnate bringing back a ton of lands to make zombies off of Field of the Dead & Tormod to have Ayara kill everyone in my upkeep. That felt really good.
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That being said, Teval was 0-26 until last night when I got my first ever win with it off of a melded Titania, Gaea Incarnate bringing back a ton of lands to make zombies off of Field of the Dead & Tormod to have Ayara kill everyone in my upkeep. That felt really good.
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
Two weeks ago, after me getting killed first in 4 back to back games, my brother asked me if I was frustrated, because I lost a lot, and we had a conversation about how I'd actually been a major threat in all 4 games. I realized that I'm fine losing, as long as I made my opponents earn my death.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Two weeks ago, after me getting killed first in 4 back to back games, my brother asked me if I was frustrated, because I lost a lot, and we had a conversation about how I'd actually been a major threat in all 4 games. I realized that I'm fine losing, as long as I made my opponents earn my death.
Glare of Subdual (and its partner, Loxodon Hierarch) are how I started playing competitive Magic. It's still one of my pet cards to this day, and my Ravnica foil I've had for 2 decades now is one of my prized possessions.
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Glare of Subdual (and its partner, Loxodon Hierarch) are how I started playing competitive Magic. It's still one of my pet cards to this day, and my Ravnica foil I've had for 2 decades now is one of my prized possessions.
It's something I always disclose in pregame conversations, typically only use to dissuade attackers, and if I decide to lock down lands, I usually win that turn or the next.
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's something I always disclose in pregame conversations, typically only use to dissuade attackers, and if I decide to lock down lands, I usually win that turn or the next.
I also love that it uses the zombie tokens for things other than attacking most of the time.
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I also love that it uses the zombie tokens for things other than attacking most of the time.
My Teval deck is essentially a zombies deck with a focus on token zombies, and I love it when I can curse myself and then start bringing back lands (which are snow for Narfi). Pharoah is also delightful, especially when he brings a friend for leaving the GY.
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My Teval deck is essentially a zombies deck with a focus on token zombies, and I love it when I can curse myself and then start bringing back lands (which are snow for Narfi). Pharoah is also delightful, especially when he brings a friend for leaving the GY.
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
Can confirm. Bonkers card.
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Can confirm. Bonkers card.
I will preach the good news of Your Temple is Under Attack until I die or it gets power crept out of the format. And then I'll still go on about it in pEDH.
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I will preach the good news of Your Temple is Under Attack until I die or it gets power crept out of the format. And then I'll still go on about it in pEDH.
The best part is playing Mox Jasper and Mox Amber effectively!
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The best part is playing Mox Jasper and Mox Amber effectively!
Ooh, I love the pink & teal!
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ooh, I love the pink & teal!
Ooh exciting!
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ooh exciting!
Every year, my LGS does a Pauper Commander white elephant gift exchange/tournament.
This is my offering for this year:
moxfield.com/decks/blO3KK...
This is my offering for this year:
moxfield.com/decks/blO3KK...
M.I.L.T, (Man, I Like Turtles) - Pauper EDH
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Every year, my LGS does a Pauper Commander white elephant gift exchange/tournament.
This is my offering for this year:
moxfield.com/decks/blO3KK...
This is my offering for this year:
moxfield.com/decks/blO3KK...
It was for sure annoying when I had to pick one up for Rendmaw earlier this year.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It was for sure annoying when I had to pick one up for Rendmaw earlier this year.
It also goes great in what is quickly becoming my new signature commander.
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It also goes great in what is quickly becoming my new signature commander.
I could gush for a long time about how much I love this concept of oral tradition expressed through basic card mechanics.
It's so elegant and good.
It's so elegant and good.
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I could gush for a long time about how much I love this concept of oral tradition expressed through basic card mechanics.
It's so elegant and good.
It's so elegant and good.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
God-Eternal Bontu uses all mismatched cool foil printings of Swamps.
You can see the spread here:
moxfield.com/decks/M3KDlJ...
You can see the spread here:
moxfield.com/decks/M3KDlJ...
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
God-Eternal Bontu uses all mismatched cool foil printings of Swamps.
You can see the spread here:
moxfield.com/decks/M3KDlJ...
You can see the spread here:
moxfield.com/decks/M3KDlJ...
Islands are a little finicky because I have 2 I use kinda interchangeably.
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Islands are a little finicky because I have 2 I use kinda interchangeably.
The first two were before there were commander precons...
I am le old.
I am le old.
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The first two were before there were commander precons...
I am le old.
I am le old.
One of our local Mexican restaurants was hit recently too. Several workers were taken and the owner got roughed up. It's so scary.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One of our local Mexican restaurants was hit recently too. Several workers were taken and the owner got roughed up. It's so scary.
Usually the Roundabout (or whatever people call them regionally)
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Usually the Roundabout (or whatever people call them regionally)