Wobble Halfwit II
@bandages.bsky.social
And your jokes are always bad, but they’re not as bad as this
This thing I planted a few years ago seems to be signaling its home planet.
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This thing I planted a few years ago seems to be signaling its home planet.
Dog butts, that’s what’s up.
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dog butts, that’s what’s up.
Everyone: ‘why wouldn’t Woody Harrelson want to come back for a follow up to True Detective season 1?’
Woody:
Woody:
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Everyone: ‘why wouldn’t Woody Harrelson want to come back for a follow up to True Detective season 1?’
Woody:
Woody:
Wow I super hate it guys!! Also yes I have notifications, deal with it weirdos.
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Wow I super hate it guys!! Also yes I have notifications, deal with it weirdos.
The bleary awakening 😹
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The bleary awakening 😹
I love this lil loaf.
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I love this lil loaf.
Fuck this one measure specifically forever.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Fuck this one measure specifically forever.
Happy December ❄️
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Happy December ❄️
Just a reminder that a record label in 2006 looked at this (left) cover for The Feeling’s debut album and thought ‘this smells like Milli Vanilli all over again to me!’ and destroyed the band’s US prospects by insisting on the cover art on the right.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just a reminder that a record label in 2006 looked at this (left) cover for The Feeling’s debut album and thought ‘this smells like Milli Vanilli all over again to me!’ and destroyed the band’s US prospects by insisting on the cover art on the right.
Took this teddy bear to the park for some hang out time.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Took this teddy bear to the park for some hang out time.
New doorstop arrived!
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
New doorstop arrived!
I saw the kitty glow.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I saw the kitty glow.
Last of the onion soup. Even better the second time!
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Last of the onion soup. Even better the second time!
Rewatching GDT’s Frankenstein with this girl.
November 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Rewatching GDT’s Frankenstein with this girl.
I swear I’m gunna do some stuff soon.
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I swear I’m gunna do some stuff soon.
This one was a pretty cute puppy.
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This one was a pretty cute puppy.
Re-served the French onion soup in a traditional ceramic with the bread and the Gruyère and it is EPIC. @sbenn70.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Re-served the French onion soup in a traditional ceramic with the bread and the Gruyère and it is EPIC. @sbenn70.bsky.social
There are days you get let go from your employment, and there are days when some really cool British indie shit shows up in your mailbox. Sometimes they’re the same day and that helps.
November 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There are days you get let go from your employment, and there are days when some really cool British indie shit shows up in your mailbox. Sometimes they’re the same day and that helps.
Made some French onion soup.
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Made some French onion soup.
Decided against orange this year for my Jack. Can’t imagine why I didn’t fancy it this time.
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Decided against orange this year for my Jack. Can’t imagine why I didn’t fancy it this time.
