Wobble Halfwit II
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And your jokes are always bad, but they’re not as bad as this
This thing I planted a few years ago seems to be signaling its home planet.
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This thing I planted a few years ago seems to be signaling its home planet.
Dog butts, that’s what’s up.
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dog butts, that’s what’s up.
Et, voilà. So, guess I’m skipping Eurovision and the World Cup next year.
Aaaaand there it is, folks: Trump’s serious quo for FIFA’s silly quid.
www.cbsnews.com/news/doj-mov...
www.cbsnews.com/news/doj-mov...
Justice Department moves to drop charges in international soccer corruption case
Federal prosecutors in New York moved to drop charges against former Fox employee Hernan Lopez and Full Play Group, an Argentine sports media rights company.
www.cbsnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Et, voilà. So, guess I’m skipping Eurovision and the World Cup next year.
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Trump on Karoline Leavitt: "That beautiful face and those lips that don't stop like a little machine gun"
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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2026 World Cup to cost US host cities upwards of $250m after ‘worst deal in history’
2026 World Cup to cost US host cities upwards of $250m after ‘worst deal in history’
2026 World Cup to cost US host cities upwards of $250m after ‘worst deal in history’
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
2026 World Cup to cost US host cities upwards of $250m after ‘worst deal in history’
Last night, lousy with a cold, I took a Benadryl on top of the other assortment of otc remedies one typically does. I swear, at one point was having 2 dreams simultaneously while being both aware of it and thinking it was cool. 😎
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Last night, lousy with a cold, I took a Benadryl on top of the other assortment of otc remedies one typically does. I swear, at one point was having 2 dreams simultaneously while being both aware of it and thinking it was cool. 😎
‘Scuse me while I dress up in my smartest clothes and go to the airport to work out.
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
‘Scuse me while I dress up in my smartest clothes and go to the airport to work out.
Everyone: ‘why wouldn’t Woody Harrelson want to come back for a follow up to True Detective season 1?’
Woody:
Woody:
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Everyone: ‘why wouldn’t Woody Harrelson want to come back for a follow up to True Detective season 1?’
Woody:
Woody:
Dear Apple, fuck outta here with this Automix nonsense. It’s that bloody U2 album all over again.
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dear Apple, fuck outta here with this Automix nonsense. It’s that bloody U2 album all over again.
Wow I super hate it guys!! Also yes I have notifications, deal with it weirdos.
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Wow I super hate it guys!! Also yes I have notifications, deal with it weirdos.
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No one could’ve predicted that putting a lot of Opus Dei weirdos on the Supreme Court would end our democracy
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
No one could’ve predicted that putting a lot of Opus Dei weirdos on the Supreme Court would end our democracy
I love this lil loaf.
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I love this lil loaf.
Fuck this one measure specifically forever.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Fuck this one measure specifically forever.
According to Apple, my top band of the year was Steely Dan and my top album was Geordie Greep's The New Sound.
It's been a weird year.
It's been a weird year.
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
According to Apple, my top band of the year was Steely Dan and my top album was Geordie Greep's The New Sound.
It's been a weird year.
It's been a weird year.
You’re Going To Lose That Girl might be in my top 3 Beatles songs.
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You’re Going To Lose That Girl might be in my top 3 Beatles songs.
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Happy December ❄️
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Happy December ❄️
Just a reminder that a record label in 2006 looked at this (left) cover for The Feeling’s debut album and thought ‘this smells like Milli Vanilli all over again to me!’ and destroyed the band’s US prospects by insisting on the cover art on the right.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just a reminder that a record label in 2006 looked at this (left) cover for The Feeling’s debut album and thought ‘this smells like Milli Vanilli all over again to me!’ and destroyed the band’s US prospects by insisting on the cover art on the right.
I enjoyed the series but it seems super weird that the only Scorsese movie not even mentioned in Mr. Scorsese is Hugo (assuming they left out Killer Of the Flower Moon due to timing). I know it lost money but seems like a good counterpoint to the ‘too much violence’ arguments?
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I enjoyed the series but it seems super weird that the only Scorsese movie not even mentioned in Mr. Scorsese is Hugo (assuming they left out Killer Of the Flower Moon due to timing). I know it lost money but seems like a good counterpoint to the ‘too much violence’ arguments?
I for one welcome our new mysterious black fungus overlords.
The mysterious black fungus from Chernobyl that may eat radiation
Mould found at the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster appears to be feeding off the radiation. Could we use it to shield space travellers from cosmic rays?
www.bbc.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I for one welcome our new mysterious black fungus overlords.
Stranger Things 5 episode 1, less than one minute in and already what are these production choices, folks? #hatewatchitis
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Stranger Things 5 episode 1, less than one minute in and already what are these production choices, folks? #hatewatchitis
Roasting hazelnuts and watching Häxan. Could I have reached the ideal life at last?
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Roasting hazelnuts and watching Häxan. Could I have reached the ideal life at last?
That Scarecrow really looks like Ryan Reynolds, tho.
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
That Scarecrow really looks like Ryan Reynolds, tho.
Ooh, new Ed Harcourt album!
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ooh, new Ed Harcourt album!