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@bangunit.bsky.social
Bagged Milk Evangelist. Tubular Meat Glutton. Booze Raccoon.
A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
It's important to sample local cuisine when one travels.
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's important to sample local cuisine when one travels.
Proof: (no free toes)
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Proof: (no free toes)
Wendel Clark's moustache has heard the call.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wendel Clark's moustache has heard the call.
Baked goods are acceptable for part of a Secret Santa gift at the office, yes?
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Baked goods are acceptable for part of a Secret Santa gift at the office, yes?
Yeah, yeah, "millenial coded" shut up, I'm listening to a song.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yeah, yeah, "millenial coded" shut up, I'm listening to a song.
Frank/Franklin/Francis/Franklinstein (Halloween name)/Frankfurter Mortadella Von Grillmark/Dumbass/Ten Piece Chicken McDumbass Order
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Frank/Franklin/Francis/Franklinstein (Halloween name)/Frankfurter Mortadella Von Grillmark/Dumbass/Ten Piece Chicken McDumbass Order
Anybody done the heaters yet
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anybody done the heaters yet
Hon hon hon booze acquired.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hon hon hon booze acquired.
I have two Reverends, a Contender HB and a Double Agent. Love them to pieces. I can't recommend them enough.
(Also that Starcaster you were looking at, it's lovely. Electronics are a bit dodgy, though).
(Also that Starcaster you were looking at, it's lovely. Electronics are a bit dodgy, though).
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I have two Reverends, a Contender HB and a Double Agent. Love them to pieces. I can't recommend them enough.
(Also that Starcaster you were looking at, it's lovely. Electronics are a bit dodgy, though).
(Also that Starcaster you were looking at, it's lovely. Electronics are a bit dodgy, though).
Proto-sandwiches.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Proto-sandwiches.
Aw yeah time for BREAD.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Aw yeah time for BREAD.
Yeah, this animal. It's pretty good, Wife_Unit loves it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Yeah, this animal. It's pretty good, Wife_Unit loves it.
Looks like this animal?
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Looks like this animal?
These are the weirdest fuckin' Doritos I've ever had.
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
These are the weirdest fuckin' Doritos I've ever had.
And so we slowly regain order from entropy, one chord at a time.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
And so we slowly regain order from entropy, one chord at a time.
Squirrelzilla out here.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Squirrelzilla out here.
Here's Frank, who has grill marks. I also call him "a 10-piece Chicken McDumbass order".
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Here's Frank, who has grill marks. I also call him "a 10-piece Chicken McDumbass order".
Counterpoint: They are both.
September 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Counterpoint: They are both.
This asshole.
September 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This asshole.
Well shit, this stuff is pretty darned good.
September 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Well shit, this stuff is pretty darned good.
Can't hurt! Makes a terrible Mai Tai, though.
September 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Can't hurt! Makes a terrible Mai Tai, though.
Camp breakfast, heck yeah.
September 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Camp breakfast, heck yeah.
August 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM