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Bagged Milk Evangelist. Tubular Meat Glutton. Booze Raccoon.
A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
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It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
Hard to beat a big bowl of chunky soup and a tall glass of Unibroue's best on a cold winter evening, I tell you hwut.
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hard to beat a big bowl of chunky soup and a tall glass of Unibroue's best on a cold winter evening, I tell you hwut.
Proof: (no free toes)
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Proof: (no free toes)
How Canadian are ya, bud?
I'm "eating Hawkins Cheezies in the tub while I soak my back after shovelling 6 to 8 inches of snow off my two-car driveway" Canadian, bud.
I'm "eating Hawkins Cheezies in the tub while I soak my back after shovelling 6 to 8 inches of snow off my two-car driveway" Canadian, bud.
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
How Canadian are ya, bud?
I'm "eating Hawkins Cheezies in the tub while I soak my back after shovelling 6 to 8 inches of snow off my two-car driveway" Canadian, bud.
I'm "eating Hawkins Cheezies in the tub while I soak my back after shovelling 6 to 8 inches of snow off my two-car driveway" Canadian, bud.
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
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Yeah I have NO poker face
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Yeah I have NO poker face
Baked goods are acceptable for part of a Secret Santa gift at the office, yes?
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Baked goods are acceptable for part of a Secret Santa gift at the office, yes?
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Week 1 of the Malört advent calendar is complete. You’re not gonna believe this
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Week 1 of the Malört advent calendar is complete. You’re not gonna believe this
Hello, last-piece-of-day-old-donair-and-meatball-and-onion-pizza. You were delicious with hot sauce.
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hello, last-piece-of-day-old-donair-and-meatball-and-onion-pizza. You were delicious with hot sauce.
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Yeah, yeah, "millenial coded" shut up, I'm listening to a song.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yeah, yeah, "millenial coded" shut up, I'm listening to a song.
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I'm not saying this is a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
But I'm also not saying this is NOT a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
But I'm also not saying this is NOT a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
Cat names should evolve like avant-garde jazz. By the time of a cat's fifth birthday the name by which it is generally known should have zero resemblance to its original name.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm not saying this is a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
But I'm also not saying this is NOT a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
But I'm also not saying this is NOT a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
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got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
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Every semester, I teach the Sandwich Alignment Chart, and when we get to hot dogs, and how they are obviously sandwiches b/c sub sandwiches are sandwiches, and then we go to tacos, I say:
"Tacos must be sandwiches because hot dogs are just white people tacos"
I thrive on the rage that follows. 🤭
"Tacos must be sandwiches because hot dogs are just white people tacos"
I thrive on the rage that follows. 🤭
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Every semester, I teach the Sandwich Alignment Chart, and when we get to hot dogs, and how they are obviously sandwiches b/c sub sandwiches are sandwiches, and then we go to tacos, I say:
"Tacos must be sandwiches because hot dogs are just white people tacos"
I thrive on the rage that follows. 🤭
"Tacos must be sandwiches because hot dogs are just white people tacos"
I thrive on the rage that follows. 🤭
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
Deleted a post because I absolutely do not need to spend Sunday evening arguing with pedantic dipshits who weren't even alive for the era in question.
Bluesky gonna Bluesky, I guess, but man, I wish some of these kids would get a fucking hobby.
Bluesky gonna Bluesky, I guess, but man, I wish some of these kids would get a fucking hobby.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Deleted a post because I absolutely do not need to spend Sunday evening arguing with pedantic dipshits who weren't even alive for the era in question.
Bluesky gonna Bluesky, I guess, but man, I wish some of these kids would get a fucking hobby.
Bluesky gonna Bluesky, I guess, but man, I wish some of these kids would get a fucking hobby.
Guitar folks:
I need to replace some tuners. Hipshot makes a drop-in set, but I haven't used them before, and I'm not sure if they're worth the money vs. something like GraphTech Ratio. Any experience?
I need to replace some tuners. Hipshot makes a drop-in set, but I haven't used them before, and I'm not sure if they're worth the money vs. something like GraphTech Ratio. Any experience?
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Guitar folks:
I need to replace some tuners. Hipshot makes a drop-in set, but I haven't used them before, and I'm not sure if they're worth the money vs. something like GraphTech Ratio. Any experience?
I need to replace some tuners. Hipshot makes a drop-in set, but I haven't used them before, and I'm not sure if they're worth the money vs. something like GraphTech Ratio. Any experience?
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Every brownie is a two-bite brownie if you believe in yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Every brownie is a two-bite brownie if you believe in yourself.