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@bangunit.bsky.social
Bagged Milk Evangelist. Tubular Meat Glutton. Booze Raccoon.
A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
What an interesting thought exercise.
bsky.app/profile/bang...
bsky.app/profile/bang...
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 AM
What an interesting thought exercise.
bsky.app/profile/bang...
bsky.app/profile/bang...
Jake Paul didn't tell people shit, he nudged that out with his thumbs on his little beep-boop phone while sucking down his dinner through a goddamn straw.
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Jake Paul didn't tell people shit, he nudged that out with his thumbs on his little beep-boop phone while sucking down his dinner through a goddamn straw.
Thread.
👀 What if I told you there was a hidden art gallery scattered across the country?
What if I told you some of its treasures had vanished?
What if I told you that I found them?
A project three years in the making (🎁 gift link):
What if I told you some of its treasures had vanished?
What if I told you that I found them?
A project three years in the making (🎁 gift link):
The disappearing art gallery in your post office
The U.S. Postal Service is home to thousands of historic works of art in post offices nationwide. Hundreds have been lost, sold or destroyed.
wapo.st
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Thread.
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There's consequences to raising your kids with "if you want sympathy it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis."
It means when I want sympathy, I learned a long time ago to not come to you.
It means when I want sympathy, I learned a long time ago to not come to you.
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
There's consequences to raising your kids with "if you want sympathy it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis."
It means when I want sympathy, I learned a long time ago to not come to you.
It means when I want sympathy, I learned a long time ago to not come to you.
Even if you don't like Will, this works like a charm. Easily 90% of them are weird "Blue No Matter Who" follow farm types, as well, so two birds, one stone.
Your Bluesky experience will be immensely improved simply by browsing Will Stancil’s replies and blocking everybody being a freak. This takes out like 90 percent of the shittiest people on the site and makes everything better.
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Even if you don't like Will, this works like a charm. Easily 90% of them are weird "Blue No Matter Who" follow farm types, as well, so two birds, one stone.
Me and who
putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Me and who
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i think about this at least weekly
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i think about this at least weekly
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humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
Spam is the Ur-meat. The platonic ideal of protein in textural form.
You may argue, but you will acknowledge that I am correct.
You may argue, but you will acknowledge that I am correct.
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Spam is the Ur-meat. The platonic ideal of protein in textural form.
You may argue, but you will acknowledge that I am correct.
You may argue, but you will acknowledge that I am correct.
Oh hello, new lovely. Just arrived today.
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Oh hello, new lovely. Just arrived today.
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Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me
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someday friends 🫂
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
someday friends 🫂
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nice
Federal Approval Of (X) Among 65+ Year Olds:
Mark Carney:
🟢 Approve: 69%
⚫️ Disapprove: 28%
Pierre Poilievre:
⚫️ Disapprove: 69%
🟢 Approve: 25%
Liaison / Jan 31, 2026
Mark Carney:
🟢 Approve: 69%
⚫️ Disapprove: 28%
Pierre Poilievre:
⚫️ Disapprove: 69%
🟢 Approve: 25%
Liaison / Jan 31, 2026
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
nice
Immediately thought of @jeremyhammett.bsky.social
Morgan Wallen Boycotts Grammys In Protest Of Desegregation https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-boycotts-grammys-in-protest-of-desegregation/
February 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Immediately thought of @jeremyhammett.bsky.social
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The Party of Idling Trucks in Front of Your House Until You Let Them Give Children Measles
POILIEVRE: "I love seeing so many Conservatives in one place, but it must freak the Liberals out enough to invoke the Emergencies Act."
January 31, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The Party of Idling Trucks in Front of Your House Until You Let Them Give Children Measles
A crucial step in the baking process: lubrication.
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 AM
A crucial step in the baking process: lubrication.
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Carney + 40 in Quebec lmao
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Carney + 40 in Quebec lmao
Do we think Tariff Grandpa knows that the Gulfstream uses Pratt & Whitney Canada engines, or is he just dementia-posting while on the shitter again?
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Do we think Tariff Grandpa knows that the Gulfstream uses Pratt & Whitney Canada engines, or is he just dementia-posting while on the shitter again?
Alright kids, just for fun: what is the current temperature delta b/w outside and inside where you are?
Here it's almost 40 C - 20 C inside, -18 C outside.
Here it's almost 40 C - 20 C inside, -18 C outside.
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Alright kids, just for fun: what is the current temperature delta b/w outside and inside where you are?
Here it's almost 40 C - 20 C inside, -18 C outside.
Here it's almost 40 C - 20 C inside, -18 C outside.
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imagine being so rotted that Bruce Springsteen writes a brand new song about how much you suck shit and announces it by saying “by the way I’m so fucking mad that I banged this out in 24 hours”
how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that
how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
imagine being so rotted that Bruce Springsteen writes a brand new song about how much you suck shit and announces it by saying “by the way I’m so fucking mad that I banged this out in 24 hours”
how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that
how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that
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Like if you want to make someone in the military's brain immediately downshift, mention that 40% of Americans are intellectually disqualified from military service.
January 28, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Like if you want to make someone in the military's brain immediately downshift, mention that 40% of Americans are intellectually disqualified from military service.
Oh no, who's going to take pictures for RAF Luton now?
Ah crap, NASA WB-57 N927NA just made a gear-up landing at Ellington Field, crew is OK, aircraft not so much... which might be an issue for support Artemis II launch...
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4da...
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4da...
January 27, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh no, who's going to take pictures for RAF Luton now?
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It has been brought to my attention that Library and Archives Canada has a Creekranian dictionary from 1954.
In case you read that and thought you were having a stroke, it's basically a dictionary of vernacular terms used by First Nations and Eastern Europeans employed by Canadian National Railways.
In case you read that and thought you were having a stroke, it's basically a dictionary of vernacular terms used by First Nations and Eastern Europeans employed by Canadian National Railways.
January 27, 2026 at 4:39 AM
It has been brought to my attention that Library and Archives Canada has a Creekranian dictionary from 1954.
In case you read that and thought you were having a stroke, it's basically a dictionary of vernacular terms used by First Nations and Eastern Europeans employed by Canadian National Railways.
In case you read that and thought you were having a stroke, it's basically a dictionary of vernacular terms used by First Nations and Eastern Europeans employed by Canadian National Railways.