Summer breeze, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.

That's right, I'm blowing my mind jasmine.

Tom Clancy's Aggressive Man Sim

Nonce Andrew is obviously having a hard time "stepping back from public life", given he is in the news all the time. He should take advice from his other brother, who I have seen nothing about anywhere for about 20 years. What's he up to (rhetorical, I don't care)?

I've decided to start referring to my home as "one of the most haunted houses in Britain" as it is technically correct.

When people sabotage the tires of a car in films they often leave the knife sticking out the tire, woah free knife, excellent result.

Listen up everyone, I have a nice new pair of cords. Yeah, good times.

Fruits of a recent visit to the local record emporium.

I don't know what I did last summer, no clue what you got up to.

Some jazzy bits and bobs
#records #jazz

Idea.
Crunchy mayonnaise.

You have been kidnapped and characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

This could take a while.

Have I missed something? Did Penelope Keith kill JFK or something?

I just put hand cream on my foot.
Yeah that's right, I don't give a fudge.

Watching A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 on Blu-ray without my glasses on, this helps it more closely match the first time I saw it on VHS (having my exact prescription probably helps).

Koyaanisqatsi isn't quite as haunting if you replace Philip Glass with the music from the Wii Shop Channel.

McRoni
Equal parts gin, irn-bru and campari, serve over ice with orange slice or peel.

Press and Hold B to go and have a nice lie down.