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I think I'll just put 'bollocks'.
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
A silhouette of a family encircled by the words 'Protect And Survive' on a blue background.
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I don't mean to blow my own trumpet or nuffin but...
Graphic stating that I have used alt text on every uploaded picture because I'm not a div.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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My bro's got you covered
Two dogs sleeping on a bed. One a Brislington Terrier (like a Irish Wolf Hound), the other a quarter-sized replica.
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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This you?
Tommy Robinson quote-tweet stating: "The Overton window has been obliterated , well done patriots" above a politico uk tweet stating: 'NEW: Shabana Mahmood is set to announce asylum seekers can only stay temporarily in the UK. They will be deported when their home country is deemed safe..."
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Describe your cat's personality with one photo
My fluffy tortoiseshell cat sitting on me. Her ears are flattened down and she looks annoyed. There is a large TV in the background showing football which may have been the source of her annoyance.
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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"I love Marc Cucerella!"
White text on a grey background: "You've been kidnapped Your kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright. What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?"
October 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Unsolicited dick pick.
A pink plectrum with 'DICK' printed on it.
October 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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nuff said
The cover art for Iron Maiden's Brave New World album showing a futuristic cityscape of an overcast London with the face of their mascot, Eddie, gathering in the clouds ominously.
October 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Well waddaya know, eh? 😆
Screenshot of two consecutive skeets from my timeline: James Hodden: I'm sure that Liverpool fans are all going to be perfectly normal about losing to Crystal Palace after they scored a goal deep into injury time. I'm sure that they are going to celebrate Palace's winning mentality and not start complaining that the refs all have an agenda against them. Jon: Crystal Palace fell a long way short of accepted standards by blocking the agreed transfer of a defender to Liverpool at the last minute in the summer. They beat us today because our defence was poor. Sad to see unethical conduct rewarded.
September 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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A bridge? *A* bridge??
Devil's Bridge in Ceredigion, Wales. A cravas with 3 seperate bridges on top of one another that were build over hundreds of years as each fell out of use
September 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Dr I trust more than RFK Jr.
A photo of Dr. Harold Shipman. A white man with greying hair and glasses looks directly into the camera.
September 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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International Cat Day post because LOOKIT
Black and white tuxedo cat peering out between white painted bannisters Fluffy tortoishell cat lying asleep on a black dressing gown
August 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Screenshot of my timeline with MGS's 'have posted an innocent picture of the very guilty michael gove' post followed by his post featuring the picture of Michael Gove looking very guilty
July 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs
Joey Bonnamassa (a white man in a suit wearing shades) with his massive collection of guitars and amps.
July 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
Tim Curry as Anatoly Cherdenko in the Command & Conquer games Tim Curry as Frank-N-Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show
June 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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TRIPLETS
Black and white tuxedo cat sitting on artificial grass. She is looking up at the camera and is mid-meow.
June 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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MOOD:
A fluffy tortoishell cat lies sleeping on a bed with grey sheets. She is laying on her side with her front legs outstretched and has a tuft of chest-fur obscuring the lower half of her face.
June 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Fluffy tortoiseshell cat lying on her side on a fuzzy, pale blue catbed. Her front legs are crossed and she's looking directly into camera wit half-closed eyes.
June 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I gotchu
A fluffy tortoiseshell cat pearing over the top of the box she is sitting in. She look very pleased with herself.
June 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Innit, i genuinely don't want him to leave EVER
Footballer Jean-Phillipe Mateta celebrating a goal against West Ham earlier this season. He is wearing an all yellow strip and has a goofy af smile on his face, the rascal
May 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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BREAKING:
The fluffy tortoishell has awoken
May 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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LOOKIT
A close photo of a fluffy tortoishell cat sleeping on a black dressing gown. She is laying on her side with a front paw in the foreground.
May 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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A fluffy tortoiseshell cat standing on a laminate floor. She is soaking wet after being caught in a storm and looks furious about it
May 10, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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[PURRING INTENSIFIES]
Photo of a tortoiseshell cat being tickled under the chin. She's sitting on a sunbathed windowsill and looks very pleased.
May 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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The one true Saint George
George 'Corpsegrinder' Fisher, singer for Cannibal Corpse, standing in a Walmart car park holding an armfull of plushie toys
April 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM