edward
@bapple.bsky.social
(he/him) the one who shall say what must be said
2026 doesn't feel like a real year like what the fuck. 2025 i could get behind, that just felt right. and don't get me started on 2027 omg disgusting
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
2026 doesn't feel like a real year like what the fuck. 2025 i could get behind, that just felt right. and don't get me started on 2027 omg disgusting
the "don't talk to me until i have my coffee" gen x-ers.... please forgive me for mocking you.... i understand you now
January 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
the "don't talk to me until i have my coffee" gen x-ers.... please forgive me for mocking you.... i understand you now
2026 predictions 🤩🤩
- world war 3
- great depression 2
- american revolution 2
- trump death by organ failure
- taylor swift pregnancy
let’s see what happens 🥰
- world war 3
- great depression 2
- american revolution 2
- trump death by organ failure
- taylor swift pregnancy
let’s see what happens 🥰
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
2026 predictions 🤩🤩
- world war 3
- great depression 2
- american revolution 2
- trump death by organ failure
- taylor swift pregnancy
let’s see what happens 🥰
- world war 3
- great depression 2
- american revolution 2
- trump death by organ failure
- taylor swift pregnancy
let’s see what happens 🥰
we should bring derp back
December 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
we should bring derp back
my brain is mush .___.
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
my brain is mush .___.
these university bureaucracies keep fucking me over and i'm going to lose my shit
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
these university bureaucracies keep fucking me over and i'm going to lose my shit
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weiss is trying to playact the role of a reporter, erika van... er... erika kirk is trying to playact the role of a grieving widow, and they're both fucking terrible at it
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
weiss is trying to playact the role of a reporter, erika van... er... erika kirk is trying to playact the role of a grieving widow, and they're both fucking terrible at it
fuck treating your body like a temple i treat mine like the twin towers
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
fuck treating your body like a temple i treat mine like the twin towers
school might suck sometimes but i do love learning :D
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
school might suck sometimes but i do love learning :D
edward don't ruin a social interaction challenge --- level: impossible!!!!!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
edward don't ruin a social interaction challenge --- level: impossible!!!!!!!!!
sorry for all the doomer posting lately. let me say something positive! uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
sorry for all the doomer posting lately. let me say something positive! uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
this guy in my group project has a "lookmaxxing ai" chatgpt add-on..... we are doomed
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
this guy in my group project has a "lookmaxxing ai" chatgpt add-on..... we are doomed
is anything sacred
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
is anything sacred
Marjorie Taylor Greene saying she’s “America First” means she’s a Nazi btw. People on the far right like Nick Fuentes are now using that term to make themselves successors to Trump’s movement but even further to the right
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene saying she’s “America First” means she’s a Nazi btw. People on the far right like Nick Fuentes are now using that term to make themselves successors to Trump’s movement but even further to the right
in my efforts to find honest companionship i plan to distort and hide myself to be more likable. i wonder if it will work!!!
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
in my efforts to find honest companionship i plan to distort and hide myself to be more likable. i wonder if it will work!!!
i am 21 years old and even though i probably have 60 years of free will left my life is over
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i am 21 years old and even though i probably have 60 years of free will left my life is over
i love being disliked but tolerated!!! it’s my favorite state of being because i love dishonesty
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i love being disliked but tolerated!!! it’s my favorite state of being because i love dishonesty
i’ve decided to stop being delusional it’s so joever
i’ve decided to be delusional watch out world
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i’ve decided to stop being delusional it’s so joever
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the rich want us all to actually just live in complete hell
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the rich want us all to actually just live in complete hell
genuinely one of the worst songs i’ve ever heard. when i first heard it i thought it would absolutely flop commercially because it was that bad. who is listening to this?????
‘The Fate of Ophelia’ by Taylor Swift was the most-streamed song on Spotify globally on December 1st.
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
genuinely one of the worst songs i’ve ever heard. when i first heard it i thought it would absolutely flop commercially because it was that bad. who is listening to this?????
i also have a hunch that it’s part of a strategy of derealization, where they overwhelm people with so much crazy shit that it makes them question the very fabric of reality.
if i had one prediction, it would be that things are gonna get really weird and really horrifying simultaneously
if i had one prediction, it would be that things are gonna get really weird and really horrifying simultaneously
trump is being especially personally repugnant and desecrating the white house and embracing the saudi crown prince because he’s trying to see the extent of what he can get away with. it’s his hail mary to become a dictator even with the whole country knowing he’s a pedophile
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i also have a hunch that it’s part of a strategy of derealization, where they overwhelm people with so much crazy shit that it makes them question the very fabric of reality.
if i had one prediction, it would be that things are gonna get really weird and really horrifying simultaneously
if i had one prediction, it would be that things are gonna get really weird and really horrifying simultaneously
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Nazi Musk’s corrupt pet project DOGE has officially disbanded after 8 months of destroying the US govt and illegally gaining access to the private data of tens of millions of Americans just for the purpose of instilling fear. Everyone involved should go to jail.
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Nazi Musk’s corrupt pet project DOGE has officially disbanded after 8 months of destroying the US govt and illegally gaining access to the private data of tens of millions of Americans just for the purpose of instilling fear. Everyone involved should go to jail.
my life is like a video game
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
my life is like a video game
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Lol every MAGA account on twitter is from a Bangladeshi bot farm we really got psyoped into fascism
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lol every MAGA account on twitter is from a Bangladeshi bot farm we really got psyoped into fascism
i love how people are only now realizing that trump has no principles and is just a conduit for power. like where have you been
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i love how people are only now realizing that trump has no principles and is just a conduit for power. like where have you been