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@barnyardjester.bsky.social
illustrator | cosplayer | ghostly voice on @buckkeepradio.bsky.social | she/her
🌿 https://beacons.page/barnyardjester
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Hio folks! I'm Alyssa, and I can't stop making stuff. Cosplay, illustrations, silly music playlists.
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the character i really want to cosplay from hades 2 is a rock
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the character i really want to cosplay from hades 2 is a rock
i deleted bsky from my phone and thus forgot it existed hello again everyone
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i deleted bsky from my phone and thus forgot it existed hello again everyone
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Happy birthday #dragonageinquisiton ! Gave me characters I so deeply love and made me really good at body painting 🐂
#dai #dragonage #theironbull
#dai #dragonage #theironbull
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy birthday #dragonageinquisiton ! Gave me characters I so deeply love and made me really good at body painting 🐂
#dai #dragonage #theironbull
#dai #dragonage #theironbull
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powerwash sim x dragon age dlc but you’re hired to clean skyhold and have to 1v1 the regret demon in the rotunda murals with no extender upgrades
bonus level: hose justice out of anders before he blows up another building
bonus level: hose justice out of anders before he blows up another building
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
powerwash sim x dragon age dlc but you’re hired to clean skyhold and have to 1v1 the regret demon in the rotunda murals with no extender upgrades
bonus level: hose justice out of anders before he blows up another building
bonus level: hose justice out of anders before he blows up another building
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Packing up Halloween decorations for another year:
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Packing up Halloween decorations for another year:
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SO excited to be able to reveal this project that I’ve been working on with @dualwieldstudio.bsky.social!! A brand new capsule collection with a searcher and matching bandana and pin - just in time for the weather to change!
Strengthen your resolve 🗡 The Sacred Blood Capsule Collection by @kevinjaystanton.bsky.social arriving Friday, October 10 at 10AM PT at Dual Wield Studio. Read more about the inspiration behind the collection here: https://bit.ly/3KvlYLk
October 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
SO excited to be able to reveal this project that I’ve been working on with @dualwieldstudio.bsky.social!! A brand new capsule collection with a searcher and matching bandana and pin - just in time for the weather to change!
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My amazing #EmmrichVolkarin goodies from @dualwieldstudio.bsky.social are here and they are FANTASTIC :DD
Standee for the Dragon Age collection and a keychain for the Itabag!
Standee for the Dragon Age collection and a keychain for the Itabag!
October 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My amazing #EmmrichVolkarin goodies from @dualwieldstudio.bsky.social are here and they are FANTASTIC :DD
Standee for the Dragon Age collection and a keychain for the Itabag!
Standee for the Dragon Age collection and a keychain for the Itabag!
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it's #DAfanfriday and my solavellan concept album is out!! thanks again to @mimimaruuu.bsky.social for the breathtaking album art. I really hope you enjoy it if you check it out <3
#dragonage #solavellan
open.spotify.com/album/6x7jrf...
#dragonage #solavellan
open.spotify.com/album/6x7jrf...
Var Lath Vir Suledin
open.spotify.com
September 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
it's #DAfanfriday and my solavellan concept album is out!! thanks again to @mimimaruuu.bsky.social for the breathtaking album art. I really hope you enjoy it if you check it out <3
#dragonage #solavellan
open.spotify.com/album/6x7jrf...
#dragonage #solavellan
open.spotify.com/album/6x7jrf...
*holds up a dragon age 2 disc* hope this helps
September 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
*holds up a dragon age 2 disc* hope this helps
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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink
September 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink
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Can someone please take the photomode away from me
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Can someone please take the photomode away from me
i got my romance solas proofs to choose from @sixofswordsphoto.bsky.social and it's the only thing keeping me together, i'm so excited, they came out so good ;4;
September 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i got my romance solas proofs to choose from @sixofswordsphoto.bsky.social and it's the only thing keeping me together, i'm so excited, they came out so good ;4;
what if i lose my mind what then
September 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
what if i lose my mind what then
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Friends, I am as excited as heck to tell y'all about the NEWBERRY MEDIEVAL MINICOMIC PRIZE!
It's for emerging cartoonists (i.e. no major publisher work, excepting anthologies) considering making a short work that engages with a medieval subject (fic or nonfic). 1/
www.newberry.org/calendar/new...
It's for emerging cartoonists (i.e. no major publisher work, excepting anthologies) considering making a short work that engages with a medieval subject (fic or nonfic). 1/
www.newberry.org/calendar/new...
Newberry Medieval Minicomic Prize
Juried mini-grants for emerging comic artists interested in engaging with medieval culture.
www.newberry.org
September 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Friends, I am as excited as heck to tell y'all about the NEWBERRY MEDIEVAL MINICOMIC PRIZE!
It's for emerging cartoonists (i.e. no major publisher work, excepting anthologies) considering making a short work that engages with a medieval subject (fic or nonfic). 1/
www.newberry.org/calendar/new...
It's for emerging cartoonists (i.e. no major publisher work, excepting anthologies) considering making a short work that engages with a medieval subject (fic or nonfic). 1/
www.newberry.org/calendar/new...
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start using "fanworks" again instead of "content" let's go people
September 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
start using "fanworks" again instead of "content" let's go people
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This one because this dumb song has re-emerged back in my life
September 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This one because this dumb song has re-emerged back in my life
A reminder that youtube is running a twilight marathon and we're on round 13 locas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-x...
The Twilight Saga Movie Marathon | 24/7 Streaming Event!
YouTube video by The Twilight Saga
www.youtube.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A reminder that youtube is running a twilight marathon and we're on round 13 locas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-x...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-x...
Through the Trees by Low Shoulder from Jennifer's Body should have been a radio release
youtu.be/ayNW4naw3fA?...
youtu.be/ayNW4naw3fA?...
September 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Through the Trees by Low Shoulder from Jennifer's Body should have been a radio release
youtu.be/ayNW4naw3fA?...
youtu.be/ayNW4naw3fA?...
One of my favorite games of all time, worth it at full price and lo!
Chants of Senaar is 40% off on steam at the mo (~ £10). I reckon it's one of the best videogames I've played.
Save 40% on Chants of Sennaar on Steam
In this award-winning puzzle adventure game, play as the Traveler on a quest to reunite the Peoples of the Tower. Observe, listen, and decipher ancient languages in a fascinating universe inspired by ...
store.steampowered.com
September 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of my favorite games of all time, worth it at full price and lo!
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Every artist I’ve ever known has this itch to create that won’t go away until they create. They have to do it.
It’s why I know the “finally, someone like me can make art” AI users are full of shit. What they really mean is “finally, a way to get social media likes without hard work”.
It’s why I know the “finally, someone like me can make art” AI users are full of shit. What they really mean is “finally, a way to get social media likes without hard work”.
September 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Every artist I’ve ever known has this itch to create that won’t go away until they create. They have to do it.
It’s why I know the “finally, someone like me can make art” AI users are full of shit. What they really mean is “finally, a way to get social media likes without hard work”.
It’s why I know the “finally, someone like me can make art” AI users are full of shit. What they really mean is “finally, a way to get social media likes without hard work”.
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Rings of Power at Dragon Con last week
Annatar: me
Adar: hellofeanor on Tumblr
Celebrimbor: katbirdy on Insta and Tumbr
Annatar: me
Adar: hellofeanor on Tumblr
Celebrimbor: katbirdy on Insta and Tumbr
September 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Rings of Power at Dragon Con last week
Annatar: me
Adar: hellofeanor on Tumblr
Celebrimbor: katbirdy on Insta and Tumbr
Annatar: me
Adar: hellofeanor on Tumblr
Celebrimbor: katbirdy on Insta and Tumbr
now to sit in my room and stare at the wall in silence for days
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
now to sit in my room and stare at the wall in silence for days
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Marked safe from beanie girl whom hate bald boys
September 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Marked safe from beanie girl whom hate bald boys
i didn't see her ε-(´∀｀; )
scard that when im solas im gonna run into her at con
a woman wearing a hat with the words to this day i hate bald boys below her
Alt: Patti Harrison queen of my heart from I Think You Should Leave saying "to this day i hate bald boys"
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i didn't see her ε-(´∀｀; )