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Baron Von J
@baronvonj.bsky.social
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A Texan who grew up as an expat. I play guitar, watch MLR and NHL, enjoy live music, travel, scuba/snorkeling, and snowboarding, and practice sarcasm. He/him

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I have questions. Like who is on the other side of the fence for us to maybe choose?
A church sign which says "Choose a side, Satan owns the fence."
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social I think you know what to do
A Mastodon post by @ad_infinitum@mastodon.social stating "if Jerry moves over here, I think we can officially declare bsky dead". There is a reply by @brad@m.toad.host stating "I'd shit myself if Jerry moved here"
October 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Wait, is mas.to/@FunKelly an imposter? This is pretty funny though
A screenshot of Mastodon post by an account named FunKelly, stating "[they] will never remember this app exists"
October 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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There are a few collapsed comments in this thread (in my feed) doing a lot of heavy lifting between the posts that are showing.
A screenshot of three comments by Real Meghan, with several not-shown comments between them. The first comment is an image of houses with overlaid text stating "everyone disliked that" as a quote post of Jay who stated "WAFFLES." The second comment says "jay aren't you afraid you're going to hell." And the third comment says "the people comparing her to musk are right bc he too tried really really really hard to be funny online and sucked shit at it."
October 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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dickbutt
September 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when your anxiety started?
September 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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All set for the 19th annual Houston Sumo Tournament! I had no idea they have this event, super excited to see this sport live for the first time!
A stage featuring a sumo ring, on either side of the ring are groups of competitors of multiple ethnicities preparing for a tournament.
August 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Really impressed by the court's turnaround time on this.
A screenshot of my feed on lemmy.world, highlighting two posts. The older posts says "Lego will no longer ship individual pieces thanks to Trump tariffs." The second post, occurring 12 minutes later, states "Federal appeals court strikes down major chunk of Trump's tariffs."
August 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Sto
Probably a scene from a movie, I don't recognize it. A man in a suit with a beaver's head edited over his walks around the back of a car holding up one hand, palm up, asking "Why are you running?" At the top of the image is the caption "Beaver's when they find a river." I found the image on lemmy.world's memes community.
August 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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In Austin to see #CardinalBlack. I missed them in 2023, glad to have another chance. Really excited to see #ChrisBuck live.
An adult white male and white Latina female standing in line to Anyone's night club. The marquee says "Cardinal Black - Sold Out" An adult white male and white Latina female standing in front of a statue of Willie Nelson. all three are looking up and to the right.
August 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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A white adult male with Norwegian ancestry displaying his right forearm featuring a fresh tattoo. The piece is in black and grey, featuring an Yggdrasil with 2 ravens in flight, one on each side. Where the tree goes from trunk to branches there is the tri-horn symbol for the Mead of Poetry. All of these images are taken directly from Old Norse sources, it is in no way connected to the Nazis or modern far-right nationalists and supremacists attempting to co-opt the imagery. They can all fuck off.
August 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Duncan Hines frosting fits in my car cup holder. Coincidence?
A Duncan Hines whipped chocolate cake frosting container placed in a car cup holder.
July 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The Mean Girls "Get in loser, we're going shopping meme." Three girls in a white convertible car with the top down. A white blond girl in the driver's seat, a darker skinned and dark haired girl (sorry, I don't know her ethnicity so I'm not guessing) in the front passenger seat, and a white blonde girl in the back. The image is caption "Get in, Closer. We're going closing."
July 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Jimmy McMillan's classic "too damn high" photo. A black adult man with highly stylized beard and mustache, wearing a black suit and tie, raising his right hand mid-speech with an impassioned expression.
July 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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A photo of a Great White shark beginning to breach the surface of the water. only it's head is above water, and it's mouth is wide open, as if screaming. The caption reads "Rare image of a shark stepping on a lego."
July 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Doing leg day on a hump day is called Leg Hump Day.
A graphic showing a muscular man who isn't me, with various muscle groups in the legs highlighted. It has my username in the top right, and a stylized "H" with the word "Hevy" in the top left (Hevy is the workout tracker app I use). In the lower left it says: Block 1, Legs #1 1 x Treadmill 4 x Hip Adduction (machine) 5 x Seared Leg Curl (machine) 5 x Squat (barbell) 5 x Leg Extension (machine) 4 x Standing Calf Raise (smith machine)
July 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Advertise your account with just one image.
A white man with a beard wearing a blue hoodie and a giant leather battle helmet with large ram horns affixed on either side. He is holding up a can of Miller Lite beer in a toast to the viewer.
June 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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This is an actual warning label on my shirt tag.
A clothing label with car instructions. At the bottom of the tag it has bold red letters stating "KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE" and a graphic of someone with a circle around them and arrows coming out of the circle. I think it's supposed to be someone running away from fire but there's no fire in the graphic.
June 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Post YOU
An adult white male with bald/shaved head and a long mostly brown full beard with red highlights in the mustache and some white streaks near the chin. He has an expression of scrutiny with his left eyebrow raised. He's sitting in the stands at a sport stadium, while on the field the USA and Scotland men's national rugby teams face off in a test match.
June 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Due to my display settings aligning the text of your post this way, I first read it has "devastating erection loss."
A cropped image of the post I'm replying to, showing that the 'BR' in 'BREAKING' and the 'El' in 'Election aligned vertically, as proof of how my brain transposed the 'R' and the 'l' for me to have read it as 'ERection' instead of 'Election.' Thank you for attending my HEAD talk.
June 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Just want to thank @coachfinstock.bsky.social, @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social, @phoopherah.bsky.social, and @klovar.cc for this perfectly timed combination of skeets. 🍻👏
A screenshot of the BlueSky android app, showing two consecutive posts on my timeline. First is one from Coach Finstock, reskeeted by Gwen Pepperoni, with a picture of a dried out humanoid alien from the file Coccoon, stating "James Carville has endorsed Cuomo for Mayor." The subsequent post is by 'Old Splice, vaccine enjoyer (phoopherah), reskeeted by Klovar, and states "Also friends remember: tomorrow's hydration starts today!"
June 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.

The Gang:
The cover art from the Commodore 64/128 video game "The Goonies". The cover features an artists rendering of the scene from the film of the same name when the children must play a melody on an organ made of human bones. The floor is giving way as they cling to each other to try and escape over a drawbridge.
June 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I'm not sure how to tell which one is the evil universe version.
A screenshot of the Bluesky notification of new followers, stating "Kimiki and 1 other followed [me]." The two profile images are the same AI image of blond white woman with large breasts barely covered by a white t-shirt with a deep plunging neckline, but flipped horizontally. Neither of them have a goatee.
June 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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A desert landscape with a typical hieroglyphic adult male in ancient Egyptian garb. At the top of the image are the words "You know what this place needs?" And at the bottom are the words "Giant fuckin' triangles, that's what."
June 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with
A white CIS male with shaved head and a long beard, slightly smirking. He is wearing a black long-sleeved shirt with a gold jaquard vest. He has rams horns and yellow eyes.
June 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM