Baron Von J
@baronvonj.bsky.social
A Texan who grew up as an expat. I play guitar, watch MLR and NHL, enjoy live music, travel, scuba/snorkeling, and snowboarding, and practice sarcasm. He/him
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Baron Von J
@baronvonj.bsky.social
· Jan 30
It's only a shitpost if it's from the Bluesky region of .social. Otherwise it's just sparkling butthole.
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I live my life thusly. Phone calls go through texts go through, signal notifs go through at certain times, that's it. All other notifications are turned off. This app, email, work slack, all of it. I look when it's time too and not before or after. If there's an emergency call me, otherwise fuck off
THIS IS CORRECT. you should turn off ALL the notifications except calls and texts.
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I live my life thusly. Phone calls go through texts go through, signal notifs go through at certain times, that's it. All other notifications are turned off. This app, email, work slack, all of it. I look when it's time too and not before or after. If there's an emergency call me, otherwise fuck off
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
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Custom order Fender Custom Shop 1962 Jaguar in Sherwood Green Sparkle nitro body and matching headstock, select alder body, select rift sawn fat C no tint maple neck, 9.5” AAA slab rosewood board, vintage bridge with string mute assembly.
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Custom order Fender Custom Shop 1962 Jaguar in Sherwood Green Sparkle nitro body and matching headstock, select alder body, select rift sawn fat C no tint maple neck, 9.5” AAA slab rosewood board, vintage bridge with string mute assembly.
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Almost forgot to post a #Moon shot!
#SantaBarbara #MoonPhotography #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #Photography
Camera settings:
Canon T5i
Sigma 150mm x 600mm
Focal length: 600mm
F-stop: f/11
Exposure time: 1/640
ISO: 800
Moon phase: Waning 76%
#SantaBarbara #MoonPhotography #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #Photography
Camera settings:
Canon T5i
Sigma 150mm x 600mm
Focal length: 600mm
F-stop: f/11
Exposure time: 1/640
ISO: 800
Moon phase: Waning 76%
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Almost forgot to post a #Moon shot!
#SantaBarbara #MoonPhotography #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #Photography
Camera settings:
Canon T5i
Sigma 150mm x 600mm
Focal length: 600mm
F-stop: f/11
Exposure time: 1/640
ISO: 800
Moon phase: Waning 76%
#SantaBarbara #MoonPhotography #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #Photography
Camera settings:
Canon T5i
Sigma 150mm x 600mm
Focal length: 600mm
F-stop: f/11
Exposure time: 1/640
ISO: 800
Moon phase: Waning 76%
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eating too many light bulbs can cause LED poisoning heyooo💡
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
eating too many light bulbs can cause LED poisoning heyooo💡
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New video day! Milkman Sound Creamer with Fane A60 - Humbucker tones feat. Giordano Guitars and Sunbear Pickups 🔥
linktw.in/hDtRpC
#guitar #guitarist #guitarplayer #guitarpedals #songwriter #musician #music
linktw.in/hDtRpC
#guitar #guitarist #guitarplayer #guitarpedals #songwriter #musician #music
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
New video day! Milkman Sound Creamer with Fane A60 - Humbucker tones feat. Giordano Guitars and Sunbear Pickups 🔥
linktw.in/hDtRpC
#guitar #guitarist #guitarplayer #guitarpedals #songwriter #musician #music
linktw.in/hDtRpC
#guitar #guitarist #guitarplayer #guitarpedals #songwriter #musician #music
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some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
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Forget Elf on the Shelf; you want to stay on the good side of Gothic Werewolf Priest
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Forget Elf on the Shelf; you want to stay on the good side of Gothic Werewolf Priest
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Most nights I photobomb trail cams dressed as La Llorona, but tonight it's Krampus
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Most nights I photobomb trail cams dressed as La Llorona, but tonight it's Krampus
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“Every time that an anti-trans bill passes, it is another attempt at removing trans people from the public eye.”
Here's my analysis of the statewide bathroom bill in Texas, which went into effect this week, from @texasobserver.org:
Here's my analysis of the statewide bathroom bill in Texas, which went into effect this week, from @texasobserver.org:
How the Bathroom Bill Weaponizes Transphobia Against Public Institutions
A legal expert called the new anti-trans Texas bathroom law “the most plainly unlawful, undemocratic legislation I’ve seen in recent history.”
www.texasobserver.org
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“Every time that an anti-trans bill passes, it is another attempt at removing trans people from the public eye.”
Here's my analysis of the statewide bathroom bill in Texas, which went into effect this week, from @texasobserver.org:
Here's my analysis of the statewide bathroom bill in Texas, which went into effect this week, from @texasobserver.org:
Well, at least conservatives still have Rage Against the Machine.
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Well, at least conservatives still have Rage Against the Machine.
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When do they start?
I’m ready!
I’m ready!
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When do they start?
I’m ready!
I’m ready!
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For just 50 cents a day you can throw a roll of pennies at Keith in accounting
November 21, 2024 at 12:55 AM
For just 50 cents a day you can throw a roll of pennies at Keith in accounting
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Hi other tech folks! Does anyone have recommendations for trans-friendly recruiters on the West Coast?
I’m a lead product manager with around a decade of experience. Looking to shift back to a salaried position after consulting the last couple years.
Reposts appreciated, thanks!
I’m a lead product manager with around a decade of experience. Looking to shift back to a salaried position after consulting the last couple years.
Reposts appreciated, thanks!
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hi other tech folks! Does anyone have recommendations for trans-friendly recruiters on the West Coast?
I’m a lead product manager with around a decade of experience. Looking to shift back to a salaried position after consulting the last couple years.
Reposts appreciated, thanks!
I’m a lead product manager with around a decade of experience. Looking to shift back to a salaried position after consulting the last couple years.
Reposts appreciated, thanks!
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I get great pleasure having off ticketing websites that wont let me buy two seats because it leaves one single so I basket the single in a different browser then get the two I want. It often means I end up with a spare seat next to me at the show. Bonus.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I get great pleasure having off ticketing websites that wont let me buy two seats because it leaves one single so I basket the single in a different browser then get the two I want. It often means I end up with a spare seat next to me at the show. Bonus.
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[The Ark, Day 1]
NOAH: OK, lions, you're in L CARGO, bears, you're in B CARGO, and snails, you're in S CARGO.
SNAIL: Very funny, asshole.
NOAH: OK, lions, you're in L CARGO, bears, you're in B CARGO, and snails, you're in S CARGO.
SNAIL: Very funny, asshole.
October 26, 2024 at 7:45 PM
[The Ark, Day 1]
NOAH: OK, lions, you're in L CARGO, bears, you're in B CARGO, and snails, you're in S CARGO.
SNAIL: Very funny, asshole.
NOAH: OK, lions, you're in L CARGO, bears, you're in B CARGO, and snails, you're in S CARGO.
SNAIL: Very funny, asshole.
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tinnitus so loud i was kicked out of the library
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
tinnitus so loud i was kicked out of the library
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Why they call it a comedy club and not a laugheteria?
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Why they call it a comedy club and not a laugheteria?
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All I have to say is what I always say.
No one should ever run unopposed, regardless of party, period.
Every GOP seat should be challenged, period.
"Establishment" and party leader Dems need to STFU and get on the ground, and let the people speak.
Do not piss on a wave before it has the chance.
No one should ever run unopposed, regardless of party, period.
Every GOP seat should be challenged, period.
"Establishment" and party leader Dems need to STFU and get on the ground, and let the people speak.
Do not piss on a wave before it has the chance.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
All I have to say is what I always say.
No one should ever run unopposed, regardless of party, period.
Every GOP seat should be challenged, period.
"Establishment" and party leader Dems need to STFU and get on the ground, and let the people speak.
Do not piss on a wave before it has the chance.
No one should ever run unopposed, regardless of party, period.
Every GOP seat should be challenged, period.
"Establishment" and party leader Dems need to STFU and get on the ground, and let the people speak.
Do not piss on a wave before it has the chance.
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The ideal work life balance is all life no work
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The ideal work life balance is all life no work
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January 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Named my fists Carls and Junior, because fuck you, I'm eating.
Named my fists Jenna and Barbara because they've both been inside Laura Bush
named my fists rosencrantz and guildenstern because when they’re around I get answers
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Named my fists Carls and Junior, because fuck you, I'm eating.