MAGA kryptonite
@baronvonjohn.bsky.social
Never told you what happened to your father. Bane of drunk uncles. Dungeon Master. Son of Gondor. Russian bot extermination services. Harris/Walz 2028. https://5calls.org/
The jokes write themselves
Mike Johnson: "I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy exactly one year before Roe. A lot of people tried to convince my very young parents that they should just take care of that problem. But I am eternally grateful that they allowed me the chance at life."
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The jokes write themselves
The topic here is AI, if it’s not clear:
Big Tech: "Here, use this. It doesn't work very well, and if it ever seems like it might, we'll fire you."
Everyone: "No thanks."
Big Tech: "How dare you?"
Everyone: "No thanks."
Big Tech: "How dare you?"
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The topic here is AI, if it’s not clear:
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somewhere in the vast ocean a fish is just swimming along completely unaware it'll soon be caught, filleted, breaded, deep fried, topped with tarter sauce and cheese, shoved in a bun, devoured, release the exact dose of cholesterol needed to stop a heartbeat, and save humanity from ruin
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
somewhere in the vast ocean a fish is just swimming along completely unaware it'll soon be caught, filleted, breaded, deep fried, topped with tarter sauce and cheese, shoved in a bun, devoured, release the exact dose of cholesterol needed to stop a heartbeat, and save humanity from ruin
I was only off by two weeks as it turned out
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I was only off by two weeks as it turned out
Not lost on me that the real pushback on ICE and trump didn’t happen until ICE killed a white person.
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Not lost on me that the real pushback on ICE and trump didn’t happen until ICE killed a white person.
You really have to marvel at how far trump has gone and yet his party is still terrified that if they do anything at all to reclaim their power and keep him in check, they won’t get reelected.
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
You really have to marvel at how far trump has gone and yet his party is still terrified that if they do anything at all to reclaim their power and keep him in check, they won’t get reelected.
AFAIC, this app should just be named "Is He Still Alive?" and you know exactly what I'm talking about.
January 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
AFAIC, this app should just be named "Is He Still Alive?" and you know exactly what I'm talking about.
ICE murdering US citizens, including white ones
Unaffordable food, healthcare, housing
CEOs firing people and replacing them with AI - when they aren't forcing them back into the office
Billionaires taking all the money
Kidnapping foreign heads of state
Threatening allies
The Epstein files
Tariffs
Unaffordable food, healthcare, housing
CEOs firing people and replacing them with AI - when they aren't forcing them back into the office
Billionaires taking all the money
Kidnapping foreign heads of state
Threatening allies
The Epstein files
Tariffs
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
ICE murdering US citizens, including white ones
Unaffordable food, healthcare, housing
CEOs firing people and replacing them with AI - when they aren't forcing them back into the office
Billionaires taking all the money
Kidnapping foreign heads of state
Threatening allies
The Epstein files
Tariffs
Unaffordable food, healthcare, housing
CEOs firing people and replacing them with AI - when they aren't forcing them back into the office
Billionaires taking all the money
Kidnapping foreign heads of state
Threatening allies
The Epstein files
Tariffs
1/x Some observations: 1) "Fans" don't get a say in how a show is run, a movie is made, a game is developed, etc. It's not a democracy. The Duffer Brothers fulfilled their vision and they shared it with us. You can like it or lump it.
one of the strangest fandom culture moments is going down right now; a section of the Stranger Things fanbase have convinced themselves that the last episode wasn't the *real* finale, & that there are cryptic clues hidden in the background of the series hinting at a secret *real* finale to air today
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
1/x Some observations: 1) "Fans" don't get a say in how a show is run, a movie is made, a game is developed, etc. It's not a democracy. The Duffer Brothers fulfilled their vision and they shared it with us. You can like it or lump it.
Folks I’m at a 2-day Dungeon Master symposium and I can assure you that not one attendee here had any more than very minor issues with Stranger Things S5 and they all but adore it. If you think that everyone hates it, the internet is lying to you for the sake of the algorithm.
January 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Folks I’m at a 2-day Dungeon Master symposium and I can assure you that not one attendee here had any more than very minor issues with Stranger Things S5 and they all but adore it. If you think that everyone hates it, the internet is lying to you for the sake of the algorithm.
Work has been silent all week, I have had PTO starting at 1pm today on my calendar for a month, and I woke this morning to 4 "urgent" requests that total about ~7 hours of work. If anyone thinks that I'm hanging around past 1pm to cover their mismanaging asses, they are in for a motherfucking shock
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Work has been silent all week, I have had PTO starting at 1pm today on my calendar for a month, and I woke this morning to 4 "urgent" requests that total about ~7 hours of work. If anyone thinks that I'm hanging around past 1pm to cover their mismanaging asses, they are in for a motherfucking shock
I ask in earnest, what is this woman even doing out of her house? Her spouse was shot in the neck out of the blue 3 months ago. He left home & will never come back. There is no way she can process that while being on TV 24/7. Anyone else would be in daily therapy and focusing on their children.
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I ask in earnest, what is this woman even doing out of her house? Her spouse was shot in the neck out of the blue 3 months ago. He left home & will never come back. There is no way she can process that while being on TV 24/7. Anyone else would be in daily therapy and focusing on their children.
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It's just so unbelievable that Russian can remain a threat to democracy in 2025 when we all saw the entire Soviet Union collapse over 30 years ago.
This is a post about THE FORCE AWAKENS.
This is a post about THE FORCE AWAKENS.
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's just so unbelievable that Russian can remain a threat to democracy in 2025 when we all saw the entire Soviet Union collapse over 30 years ago.
This is a post about THE FORCE AWAKENS.
This is a post about THE FORCE AWAKENS.
Re: Harry Potter in Fortnite. Yes, J.K. Rowling has been a horrible person for years. But social media scolds who try to shame anyone who continues to be invested in Harry Potter need to realize that the IP isn't going away. People are allowed to separate the art from the artist if they wish.
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Re: Harry Potter in Fortnite. Yes, J.K. Rowling has been a horrible person for years. But social media scolds who try to shame anyone who continues to be invested in Harry Potter need to realize that the IP isn't going away. People are allowed to separate the art from the artist if they wish.
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I’m not even going to publish a copy of Trumps comments about Reiner and his wife. But occasionally he reminds me that he is simply one of the worst, most degenerate individuals who has ever existed in American public life. Hard to think of any more vicious, vile and sociopathic.
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m not even going to publish a copy of Trumps comments about Reiner and his wife. But occasionally he reminds me that he is simply one of the worst, most degenerate individuals who has ever existed in American public life. Hard to think of any more vicious, vile and sociopathic.
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Live a life that makes Trump attack you when you die.
Rob Reiner was creative, generous, and intelligent; all things a stupid petty narcissist conman finds threatening.
Rob left a lasting legacy. Trump will leave nothing when he dies, just a gold plated gravestone people will only visit to piss on
Rob Reiner was creative, generous, and intelligent; all things a stupid petty narcissist conman finds threatening.
Rob left a lasting legacy. Trump will leave nothing when he dies, just a gold plated gravestone people will only visit to piss on
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Live a life that makes Trump attack you when you die.
Rob Reiner was creative, generous, and intelligent; all things a stupid petty narcissist conman finds threatening.
Rob left a lasting legacy. Trump will leave nothing when he dies, just a gold plated gravestone people will only visit to piss on
Rob Reiner was creative, generous, and intelligent; all things a stupid petty narcissist conman finds threatening.
Rob left a lasting legacy. Trump will leave nothing when he dies, just a gold plated gravestone people will only visit to piss on
I watched Weekend Update on YouTube this morning and thought a few of these images were AI. But then I convinced myself that they weren’t, because the writers surely wouldn’t override the graphics department, since use of this shit threatens both mediums. Shame on them.
SNL used AI art tonight, multiple times.
Booooooo.
Booooooo.
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I watched Weekend Update on YouTube this morning and thought a few of these images were AI. But then I convinced myself that they weren’t, because the writers surely wouldn’t override the graphics department, since use of this shit threatens both mediums. Shame on them.
This is badass. And yes, it is dad rock. But dad rock is still rock.
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Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons - Official Announcement Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
YouTube video by IGN
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December 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is badass. And yes, it is dad rock. But dad rock is still rock.
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1/3 Yeah, this thread right here. “Call Me” was used in the Supergirl trailer and some jerk-off on this app decided it was James Gunn’s fault. So he took a shit on Gen X because the song was 50 years old and how dare Gen X force a 50 year old song on younger and more relevant people.
tip: i would say it's generally not good if i read a reply you're making to a post of mine and i have to go all the way to your profile to find out if you're a fucking asshole, or if you were just being ironically bigoted as a joke. this is a tough one for a lot of people, seemingly
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
1/3 Yeah, this thread right here. “Call Me” was used in the Supergirl trailer and some jerk-off on this app decided it was James Gunn’s fault. So he took a shit on Gen X because the song was 50 years old and how dare Gen X force a 50 year old song on younger and more relevant people.
Pathetic
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Pathetic
That second photo, my god
Trump last night had the complexion of a Thanksgiving turkey that was left in the oven too long and bandages were again visible on the back of his right hand
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That second photo, my god
All coked up and so very angry that people won’t give him the respect that he thinks he deserves while getting out of his way.
This guy makes more in a year than you or I would make in several lifetimes.
This guy makes more in a year than you or I would make in several lifetimes.
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
All coked up and so very angry that people won’t give him the respect that he thinks he deserves while getting out of his way.
This guy makes more in a year than you or I would make in several lifetimes.
This guy makes more in a year than you or I would make in several lifetimes.
1/3 Despite trump burying job & economic data, it's entirely reasonable to think we're in a recession. AI as an excuse for mass layoffs & RTO both point to corpos wanting revenge for the power we took back during lockdown. The tariffs & DOGE just threw gas on the fire.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
1/3 Despite trump burying job & economic data, it's entirely reasonable to think we're in a recession. AI as an excuse for mass layoffs & RTO both point to corpos wanting revenge for the power we took back during lockdown. The tariffs & DOGE just threw gas on the fire.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I was forced to see this now you do too
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November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I was forced to see this now you do too
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