Barry Crain
@barrycrain.bsky.social
expert in a dying field
cartoon boy, kung fu dork
cartoon boy, kung fu dork
hey it's Cyber Monday
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
hey it's Cyber Monday
*explosive sigh* ....it's Kung Fu Sunday
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*explosive sigh* ....it's Kung Fu Sunday
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
i think i might've overindulged somewhat yesterday
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i think i might've overindulged somewhat yesterday
let 'em hug it out
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
let 'em hug it out
KASH PATEL FIRING WATCH
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
KASH PATEL FIRING WATCH
it's better to be the Sifu
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
it's better to be the Sifu
it's Kung Fu Sunday but I'm not looking forward to it
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
it's Kung Fu Sunday but I'm not looking forward to it
The real arch-nemesis is seasonal affective disorder
(art by @maydaytrippe)
(art by @maydaytrippe)
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The real arch-nemesis is seasonal affective disorder
(art by @maydaytrippe)
(art by @maydaytrippe)
Hard to believe EQUILIBRIUM was 23 years ago. Even harder to believe that the same dude directed ULTRAVIOLET
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hard to believe EQUILIBRIUM was 23 years ago. Even harder to believe that the same dude directed ULTRAVIOLET
I never know what's going on on GRIMM but two ladies just turned into cat-ladies and then the cat-ladies hugged
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I never know what's going on on GRIMM but two ladies just turned into cat-ladies and then the cat-ladies hugged
Me, running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Me, running away from my problems
me: whadd'ya wanna do for your birthday, son?
Donovan: don't fence me in
Donovan: don't fence me in
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
me: whadd'ya wanna do for your birthday, son?
Donovan: don't fence me in
Donovan: don't fence me in
"When someone finally leaves a cult, they do so quietly. Because there's shame involved."
- Donovan Crain, born on this day
- Donovan Crain, born on this day
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"When someone finally leaves a cult, they do so quietly. Because there's shame involved."
- Donovan Crain, born on this day
- Donovan Crain, born on this day
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
I still love Frankenstein
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I still love Frankenstein
okay, let's get going, that fu ain't gonna kung itself
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
okay, let's get going, that fu ain't gonna kung itself
y'all, it's Kung Fu Sunday
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
y'all, it's Kung Fu Sunday
it ain't worth disputin' that I once drew Pete Rasputin
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
it ain't worth disputin' that I once drew Pete Rasputin
not to be *that guy* but there should be an "H" in "UGH"
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
not to be *that guy* but there should be an "H" in "UGH"
You probably already knew that the Martian Manhunter loves Loaded Oreos (DC calls 'em "Chocos" for legal purposes, but they're not fooling anyone)
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You probably already knew that the Martian Manhunter loves Loaded Oreos (DC calls 'em "Chocos" for legal purposes, but they're not fooling anyone)
I thought the first non-human country music singer was Johnny Paycheck
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I thought the first non-human country music singer was Johnny Paycheck