Barry Crain
@barrycrain.bsky.social
you gotta draw the line somewhere
cartoonist, storyteller, baguazhang practitioner
cartoonist, storyteller, baguazhang practitioner
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While Donald Trump and RFK Jr. push conspiracy theories over science, my administration is forging a path that puts our people first.
Illinois will adopt the American Academy of Pediatrics' vaccine schedule to keep families safe.
Illinois will adopt the American Academy of Pediatrics' vaccine schedule to keep families safe.
Illinois adopts American Academy of Pediatrics vaccine schedule, shunning federal recommendations
Illinois’ adoption of the American Academy of Pediatrics’ childhood vaccine schedule is the latest example of Illinois breaking with the federal government over health care policies.
www.chicagotribune.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
While Donald Trump and RFK Jr. push conspiracy theories over science, my administration is forging a path that puts our people first.
Illinois will adopt the American Academy of Pediatrics' vaccine schedule to keep families safe.
Illinois will adopt the American Academy of Pediatrics' vaccine schedule to keep families safe.
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this is how I was hoping to spend my life; constantly on edge, mistrusting every messenger, tensely braced and skeptical to guard myself from ever guilelessly being moved by, or god forbid sharing, AI
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
this is how I was hoping to spend my life; constantly on edge, mistrusting every messenger, tensely braced and skeptical to guard myself from ever guilelessly being moved by, or god forbid sharing, AI
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started thinking about this for no good reason and this, with @mauraquint.bsky.social @mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social for @itschristmastown.bsky.social has to be the best cold open i've ever been a part of
It's Christmastown: 131 - Live, Donut, Repeat
MAURA QUINT & CHARLES STAR get trapped going ROUND AND ROUND () with us, but... Shut up, kids, it's the second episode of Hanukkah! THEME: "," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather PART ONE Cha...
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February 5, 2026 at 5:02 AM
started thinking about this for no good reason and this, with @mauraquint.bsky.social @mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social for @itschristmastown.bsky.social has to be the best cold open i've ever been a part of
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Lower the retirement age from 67 to however old you are when Gmail first tells you your account storage is full.
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Lower the retirement age from 67 to however old you are when Gmail first tells you your account storage is full.
Hannah Neeley's Bacteria Farm
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Hannah Neeley's Bacteria Farm
There’s a straight line, of course, between Frank Castle being retconned as a “patriot” in the 80s comics, to every right-wing douchebag having a Punisher skull on his truck/tee shirt/calf, and this psychotic shit
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
There’s a straight line, of course, between Frank Castle being retconned as a “patriot” in the 80s comics, to every right-wing douchebag having a Punisher skull on his truck/tee shirt/calf, and this psychotic shit
Seems like the perfect moment for a really shitty Dracula movie
February 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Seems like the perfect moment for a really shitty Dracula movie
it's "Chicken of the Trees Tuesday," y'all
Floridians gather frozen iguanas by armloads as frigid temps leave them paralyzed, dropping from trees
It’s raining reptiles!
nypost.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
it's "Chicken of the Trees Tuesday," y'all
there are so many terrible things in the world that I knew so little about. Chevy Chase, for instance
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
there are so many terrible things in the world that I knew so little about. Chevy Chase, for instance
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Once in a blue moon I feel like Jacob Elordi, but most days it's more like Kiwi Kingston
February 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Once in a blue moon I feel like Jacob Elordi, but most days it's more like Kiwi Kingston
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BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny.
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny.
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]
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This is what I’m talking about when I say he’s the “if he wanted to he would” mayor
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
This is what I’m talking about when I say he’s the “if he wanted to he would” mayor
Holly made me watch half a minute of Lady Gaga and now I have a brutal Gaga earworm and I don't even like Gaga, it's just how my damaged brain works
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Holly made me watch half a minute of Lady Gaga and now I have a brutal Gaga earworm and I don't even like Gaga, it's just how my damaged brain works
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actual soup nazis
some good news buried among the horrible behavior listed:
“The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”
“The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”
I visited hotels all over Minneapolis, went into back rooms & talked to the staff.
They're afraid.
One told me she resents how her undocumented coworkers spend their days cleaning the rooms of agents who are “hunting down their family members.”
@notus.com:
www.notus.org/immigration/...
They're afraid.
One told me she resents how her undocumented coworkers spend their days cleaning the rooms of agents who are “hunting down their family members.”
@notus.com:
www.notus.org/immigration/...
February 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
actual soup nazis
actual soup nazis
some good news buried among the horrible behavior listed:
“The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”
“The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”
February 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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i have a license to open carry bofa
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i have a license to open carry bofa
Artist Wilfredo Torres shared this drawing publicly in hopes of getting it to 5 year old Liam Ramos in a show of support, a very kind gesture. Now that Liam and his father are home in Minneapolis, I hope this reaches him and his family.
A 5 year old child abducted, detained & traumatized by ICE.
A 5 year old child abducted, detained & traumatized by ICE.
February 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Artist Wilfredo Torres shared this drawing publicly in hopes of getting it to 5 year old Liam Ramos in a show of support, a very kind gesture. Now that Liam and his father are home in Minneapolis, I hope this reaches him and his family.
A 5 year old child abducted, detained & traumatized by ICE.
A 5 year old child abducted, detained & traumatized by ICE.
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Let's all saddle up and get the fuck outta here
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Let's all saddle up and get the fuck outta here
She had me at "Shrimpkin" 💔
January 30, 2026 at 8:24 PM
She had me at "Shrimpkin" 💔
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The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
still not sure if/how this would work, but it's always good to rescue puppies
January 30, 2026 at 4:52 PM
still not sure if/how this would work, but it's always good to rescue puppies
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The Trump regime has just arrested a Black journalist.
I just woke up to the news that independent journalist Georgia Fort was arrested by Federal agents for filming the protest at the church in Minneapolis. She went live #FreeGeorgia
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
The Trump regime has just arrested a Black journalist.