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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11h

No shade to any of the Vertigo relaunch writers, but this is what the lineup looks like with me no longer in it, lol.

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Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 13h

Oh shit, i forgot to complete my snapchat account

Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 14h

remember when Superman gave The Flash autism

Superman is running after the original Jay Garrick Flash while holding a pair of scissors, which i thought was against Kryptonian law. Also, I think maybe the colorist slipped up

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Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 14h

Playtime

Tati's whimsical masterpiece, a comedy about Mies van der Rohe. If you haven't seen it, please do so on the largest screen available.

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Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 14h

Snipped from today's headlines

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14h

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 17h

Is this the Hallmark debut of the makeup term "plumper" and updating a busboy on the progress of where your husband's semen currently is in your reproductive system? It is for us, and @davidjroth.bsky.social and I are going to make it your problem.

It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 17h

It turns out the horniest Hallmark movie ever is an avalanche safety video where an unbearable manchild no-sells a woman's competency and outsources dumping strumpets to his daughter on the way to a night of live music by "Melvin."
Apple: bit.ly/42v4vsG
Spotify: bit.ly/42zqYVo
Amazon: bit.ly/4q3QoV0

139 - Snow Crashing the Joe Morgan Moneyball Universe

YouTube video by It's Christmastown

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Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 18h

woke up to this amazing album cover by Jaime Hernandez 🤯

The cover art for the 1995 album I Got Time by The Shame Idols, by Jaime Hernandez.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

if this isn't civil war i'm not sure what is

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 1d

U.S. Northern Command says that elements of the Texas national guard are now “employed in the greater Chicago area.”

The statement claims that they’ve been deployed to protect ICE and federal property.

U.S. Northern Command &
@USNorthernCmd
X.com
Effective today, elements of the Texas National Guard, under Title 10 authority and command and control of U.S. Northern Command, are employed in the greater Chicago area.
These soldiers are employed to protect U.S.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other
U.S. Government personnel who are performing federal functions, including the enforcement of federal law, and to protect federal property.
For the latest information on our Federal Protection Mission, please see the link below:

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Simon Rosenberg @simonrosenberg.bsky.social · 1d

A beautiful love letter to independent journalism, and hope.

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Jill Blake @biscuitkitten.bsky.social · 1d

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 1d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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samuel @quilombo.bsky.social · 1d

This from @realgdt.bsky.social talking about 'Frankenstein' is so good.

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 1d

Rocky, a naturalistic drama about two outcasts falling in love that happened to have boxing in it that was followed by the kind of embarrassing Mary Sue bullshit usually reserved for politicians' fiction debuts

Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 2d

Food for thought: What is the worst franchise made from the best movie?

15 Great Movies That Were Ruined By Becoming Franchises

These classic films should never have gotten sequels.

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Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 1d

Man, what a great face & presence.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 1d

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 2d

Hot Cursed Tarot Decks In Your Area Want To Stalk You!

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🔥💀LA MANTIA!💀🔥 @lamantia.bsky.social · 2d

Never hit save image so fast.

Frankenstein's creature checking himself out in a full-length mirror wearing a garter belt, fishnet stockings, and stilettos, word bubble reads "¡Bel...lo!"

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Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 2d

gonna 3D print a buncha teeny little Herbert Lom decorations for the yard

A creepy little toy Herbert Lom is about to cause mayhem in ASYLUM (1972)

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Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 2d

Rachel, my DMs are always open for Tales of Shitty Improv behavior

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Barry Crainiotomy @barrycrain.bsky.social · 2d

looks like the last few moments of GONE GIRL II

New York Magazine @nymag.com · 3d

We are so back. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck reunited for the premiere of ‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ looking like the greatest love story about to be retold again.