Barry Crain
@barrycrain.bsky.social
expert in a dying field
cartoon boy, kung fu dork
cartoon boy, kung fu dork
Pinned
hey it's Cyber Monday
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
hey it's Cyber Monday
Reposted by Barry Crain
Look sometimes it’s nice to just get an MRI for fun. Tube go whrrrrr
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Look sometimes it’s nice to just get an MRI for fun. Tube go whrrrrr
*explosive sigh* ....it's Kung Fu Sunday
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*explosive sigh* ....it's Kung Fu Sunday
Reposted by Barry Crain
❌ learn to code
✅ learn to read
✅ learn to read
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
❌ learn to code
✅ learn to read
✅ learn to read
Reposted by Barry Crain
The next Mary Worth arc
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The next Mary Worth arc
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Reposted by Barry Crain
There are multiple strains of economic boycott happening now, including #weaintbuyingit and #blackoutthesystem -- sharing for awareness. Our money has power.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There are multiple strains of economic boycott happening now, including #weaintbuyingit and #blackoutthesystem -- sharing for awareness. Our money has power.
Reposted by Barry Crain
Breakfast burrito consumption supervisors.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Breakfast burrito consumption supervisors.
i think i might've overindulged somewhat yesterday
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i think i might've overindulged somewhat yesterday
Reposted by Barry Crain
Reposted by Barry Crain
Reposted by Barry Crain
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️
Reposted by Barry Crain
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
Reposted by Barry Crain
Reposted by Barry Crain
New service where I come around to your house with this mucilage bottle with dried glue on over the rubber applicator so you can peel it off.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
New service where I come around to your house with this mucilage bottle with dried glue on over the rubber applicator so you can peel it off.
Reposted by Barry Crain
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Reposted by Barry Crain
anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry
Reposted by Barry Crain
Jesus Christ, Tennessee, get your shit together. This is embarrassing.
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Jesus Christ, Tennessee, get your shit together. This is embarrassing.
Reposted by Barry Crain
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Reposted by Barry Crain
Lists are hard but also this list is insane, so I'm just going to use it to note how many I've seen (82) and make a game out of watching the ones I haven't.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Lists are hard but also this list is insane, so I'm just going to use it to note how many I've seen (82) and make a game out of watching the ones I haven't.
Reposted by Barry Crain
Always remember that Elon Musk isn't disliked because he's awkward and unfunny. Plenty of awkward and unfunny people have friends. Elon Musk is disliked because he is destructive and cruel.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Always remember that Elon Musk isn't disliked because he's awkward and unfunny. Plenty of awkward and unfunny people have friends. Elon Musk is disliked because he is destructive and cruel.
it's better to be the Sifu
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
it's better to be the Sifu
Reposted by Barry Crain
this thread has been muted because people don’t know how to act right
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
this thread has been muted because people don’t know how to act right
Reposted by Barry Crain
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago