Bartleby's Corpse
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When the world needed him the least, he appeared.
Software engineer. Amateur YouTuber.
https://youtube.com/@BartlebysCorpse
Software engineer. Amateur YouTuber.
https://youtube.com/@BartlebysCorpse
The Dick Cheney hunting incident in which he shot attorney Harry Whittington in the face occured February 11, 2006.
This is too late to be canon to the Halo universe (which was released 5 years earlier), but early enough to be canon to that of Mass Effect, which was released well over a year later.
This is too late to be canon to the Halo universe (which was released 5 years earlier), but early enough to be canon to that of Mass Effect, which was released well over a year later.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Dick Cheney hunting incident in which he shot attorney Harry Whittington in the face occured February 11, 2006.
This is too late to be canon to the Halo universe (which was released 5 years earlier), but early enough to be canon to that of Mass Effect, which was released well over a year later.
This is too late to be canon to the Halo universe (which was released 5 years earlier), but early enough to be canon to that of Mass Effect, which was released well over a year later.
Tangentially, I've previously thumbed my nose at people who readily make Idiocracy comparisons, but....hoo boy.
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Tangentially, I've previously thumbed my nose at people who readily make Idiocracy comparisons, but....hoo boy.
He actually did the thing
September 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
He actually did the thing
The fact that a perennial candidate for NYC mayor who can be counted on to pull 30% of the vote started his own vigilante group, wears a beret to indicate his command, and wants to enlist stray cats into its ranks is the kind of real-life lore that would sound too far-fetched for most writers' rooms
September 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The fact that a perennial candidate for NYC mayor who can be counted on to pull 30% of the vote started his own vigilante group, wears a beret to indicate his command, and wants to enlist stray cats into its ranks is the kind of real-life lore that would sound too far-fetched for most writers' rooms
This man is in absolute torment.
August 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This man is in absolute torment.
I don't follow TikTok. Is this about a Diablo sequel or something
August 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don't follow TikTok. Is this about a Diablo sequel or something
I dunno. It kinda makes me think of Michael Bolton from Office Space.
August 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I dunno. It kinda makes me think of Michael Bolton from Office Space.
The child was later stripped of her trophy after performance enhancing drugs were detected during a random blood test
August 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The child was later stripped of her trophy after performance enhancing drugs were detected during a random blood test
One of the horses I keep flogging is that most of the people who bemoan that Idiocracy is happening in real life are themselves below average (or, at best, midwits)...but *come on*
July 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
One of the horses I keep flogging is that most of the people who bemoan that Idiocracy is happening in real life are themselves below average (or, at best, midwits)...but *come on*
The world was built by Poindexters.
June 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The world was built by Poindexters.
Watching The Breakfast Club as an adult means spending the whole runtime mentally begging the jock to cave this guy's face in.
April 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Watching The Breakfast Club as an adult means spending the whole runtime mentally begging the jock to cave this guy's face in.
Live look at corporate board rooms
April 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Live look at corporate board rooms
Jeff Page will return as Conrad Verner in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"
March 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Jeff Page will return as Conrad Verner in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"
Looks like a hundred other people made the same joke, but, you know
February 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Looks like a hundred other people made the same joke, but, you know
"that was the worst halftime show I've ever seen"
February 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"that was the worst halftime show I've ever seen"
Excited for the second half of the most anticlimactic Super Bowl I've ever seen
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Excited for the second half of the most anticlimactic Super Bowl I've ever seen
Just got this update on Kanye West:
February 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Just got this update on Kanye West: