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jenny
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elon university alum; writer @ lighthouse hockey
heineman rules
December 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
schaefer just looks tired right now
December 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
these games suck but at least they remind everyone this team needs to stay the course on the retool. my one fear is that the isles are in a low playoff spot this season and start trading off first round picks and getting nothing for UFAs
December 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
as i said
just give the guy a game off, this isn't even a conference matchup
Mathew Barzal (maintenance) will take warmups tonight ahead of game vs. #Canucks.

GTD for a second-straight game.

#Isles
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i think part of the problem is that functionally the top sports leagues *are* a luxury product. there's better value elsewhere in sports. but the leagues have realized what you're paying for is the *atmosphere* over watching elsewhere, and they're responding by trying to ~elevate that atmosphere
You can feel this development if you go to any sporting events, every team is pushing luxury packages for a few thousand fans and trying to make the other 50,000 people in the stadium feel left out
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
just give the guy a game off, this isn't even a conference matchup
Mathew Barzal (maintenance) will take warmups tonight ahead of game vs. #Canucks.

GTD for a second-straight game.

#Isles
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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need to coin a slur for VC backed "restaurants" like Wonder that pack a dozen brands of fake restaurant into a ghost kitchen and pump out AI generated reviews and bad discount codes to juice their awful business. mealslop is too literal
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
first in the east. yeah sure why the hell not
December 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i hate tampa so much
December 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
really not sure how i feel about the new knives out
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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1st of many

Congrats Trav!
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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That’s our Captain.

Anders Lee is now the fifth highest goal scorer in #Isles history.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
his dad is worth >$200m what sacrifices lol
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
people at ferrari should be resigning over the fact that they let lando fucking norris become world champion before leclerc
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
islanders
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
been watching heated rivalry and i think the main storyline is pretty bad (although i get why it's the one that they picked to adapt), but this most recent bottle episode that is apparently based on the first book in the series is pretty good
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
hbo max was in a genuinely great position (lots of good ip, big blockbuster movies streamed quickly on hbo max, trusted to make new high quality originals) and then… zaslav
I remember very clearly lots of people telling me some years ago that Netflix was in deep trouble from HBO MAX and this is a very funny coda to all of that

Also David Zaslav is maybe the most calamitously bad executive in media
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 16d
Netflix announces deal to buy Warner Bros. and HBO.
https://cnn.it/48TBytK
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
score on this one or else
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
you just got scored on by adam pelech
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
it's so fun to have guys like clutter and hickey on the broadcast
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
the new york islanders (laudatory)
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen: #Isles Matthew Schaefer just notched his 20th NHL point in 28 games, with 8G, 12A.
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
bo scorevat
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM