Betty
barzhdu.bsky.social
Betty
@barzhdu.bsky.social
- Academic (Celtic studies - portrayal of women in Breton trad. lit.)
- Professional language person (PHP, MySQL, but also the human kind)
- Tractor spotter (camera-haver)

Love rugby and cricket, dogs, books, theatre, films and well-normalised databases.
A thought I never thought I'd have: does it count as historical fiction if it's set in the 80's?
January 16, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Thought of the moment: when they take a product and show it a picture of a truffle, it increases the price. It makes me think of homeopathics.
December 23, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Things about which my parents lied to me: they said the year 2000 was a leap year because it was divisible by 1000, when, in fact, it was because it was divisible by 400. Everything I thought I knew is potentially one day off. 😱
December 18, 2023 at 10:53 PM
It's interesting that if you have food, you don't have it anymore. Anyway, that's my 2 a.m. thought for today. 🙂
December 8, 2023 at 2:26 AM
A picture is worth a thousand words (that would be lost on them anyway.)
November 21, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Finally figured out why I've had Mozart's sonata in A major stuck in my head for the past week. Darn Pride and Prejudice...
November 18, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Why are there suddenly so many bots here? 😭
November 8, 2023 at 9:38 PM
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October 31, 2023 at 12:22 PM
More photos from my recent trip. These were taken by my tiny Sony DSC-RX100 IV.
October 21, 2023 at 9:39 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to remind the world that I'd been wearing yellow way before it was cool again. And I was right to think that mustard was a gateway colour to much funner stuff. 💛 It's always such a joy to see when they start them young.
October 17, 2023 at 12:19 PM
... and these.
October 12, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Rather happy about these.
October 12, 2023 at 12:35 AM
There's a word I've been trying to recall for what feels like years. Today, I succeeded. It was "tantamount", if you need to know. I shall file it under "t" and never lose it again.
October 3, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Reposted by Betty
“Um, Dr. Schrödinger? I opened the box, and, well… we might have a problem”
September 30, 2023 at 2:03 AM
I hate lying on forms (and in silly stuff on the internet). Why is my eye colour never an option? 🤦🏻‍♀️
September 30, 2023 at 12:37 PM
What would be your drops when the PC kills you?

Sunglasses
Spare sunglasses
Torch
Allen key
Chestnut
Set of obsolete USB adaptors
What would be your drops, when the PC kills you?

Tinted lip balm
Sunglasses
Corkscrew
Pet allosaurus (name: Miriam)
Tissues
September 28, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Seriously angered by this: www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim... I hope they catch everyone involved in this atrocity. I wish them a year in prison for every ring. (That should totally be a law.)
Boy of 16 arrested amid anger and sorrow after world-famous tree chopped down
‘This poor stump is a devastating metaphor for the state of nature in UK. Heartbreaking,’ says naturalist
www.independent.co.uk
September 28, 2023 at 7:38 PM
I'm getting my shoes repaired by a Sith Lord. It says so on his name badge. I've been told his apprentice is also Darth [last name]. I find this oddly reassuring.
September 27, 2023 at 1:18 PM
Show me your Doctor Who comfort watch with a single image.
September 26, 2023 at 8:52 PM
I've spent the evening correcting metadata and standardizing file names in one corner of my music library. Oh, the little pleasures in life. 😊
September 26, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Random thought: I love My Fair Lady, but I absolutely hate the ending. This is a general reminder that George Bernard Shaw wanted Eliza to marry Freddy - and so do I. (I've decided to leave the double entendre in, especially when Freddy looks like Jeremy Brett.)
September 24, 2023 at 2:49 PM
What's your sign?
September 23, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Every beginning should be about love, so here is my first post. 🐕
September 23, 2023 at 9:07 AM