officially blind in my left eye this is such fucking bullshit
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
officially blind in my left eye this is such fucking bullshit
i got a bad grade at the eye doctor
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i got a bad grade at the eye doctor
bleep bloop blop (i’m craving your attention)
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
bleep bloop blop (i’m craving your attention)
will u come lay in my nest and keep me warm
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
will u come lay in my nest and keep me warm
i’m wearing a slutty little thong under all this btw
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i’m wearing a slutty little thong under all this btw
help i can’t stop reading porn
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
help i can’t stop reading porn
can’t stop thinking about sky daddy since i finished it nearly a week ago
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
can’t stop thinking about sky daddy since i finished it nearly a week ago
sorry my doctor told me i’m not allowed to give handjobs anymore due to my carpal tunnel syndrome
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
sorry my doctor told me i’m not allowed to give handjobs anymore due to my carpal tunnel syndrome
the lion does not concern itself with the giant cyst on its thigh that’s making it hard to walk
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the lion does not concern itself with the giant cyst on its thigh that’s making it hard to walk
libbing out so hard the wife and i just had sex to celebrate mamdani’s win
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
libbing out so hard the wife and i just had sex to celebrate mamdani’s win
i’m convinced i did something to make everyone in the world hate me
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
i’m convinced i did something to make everyone in the world hate me
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okay but can chatgpt do this *pisses self*
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
okay but can chatgpt do this *pisses self*
got my nightguard from the dentist and they let me keep the mold of my teeth yippee
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
got my nightguard from the dentist and they let me keep the mold of my teeth yippee
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unironically this is what i look like btw
October 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
unironically this is what i look like btw
too many beautiful women in the world not enough beautiful women in my bed
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
too many beautiful women in the world not enough beautiful women in my bed
me and who
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
me and who
if i send her another nailong gif do u think she’ll get mad
October 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
if i send her another nailong gif do u think she’ll get mad
this is me when i’m supposed to be studying btw
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
this is me when i’m supposed to be studying btw
i love laying in my bed in the dark and closing my eyes
October 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i love laying in my bed in the dark and closing my eyes
unfortunately this is the most relatable thing in the world to me rn
October 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
unfortunately this is the most relatable thing in the world to me rn
imagine hating me and i’m just in my room doing this
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
imagine hating me and i’m just in my room doing this