bashattack
@bashattack417.bsky.social
Sysadmin by day. Twitch streamer by night (twitch.tv/bashattack). Parent all the time.
Watch the segment that state media doesn't want you to see!
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Watch the segment that state media doesn't want you to see!
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Today's completely unfounded conspiracy theory: the DOJ is conspiring with printer companies to drive up usage of black toner/ink.
December 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Today's completely unfounded conspiracy theory: the DOJ is conspiring with printer companies to drive up usage of black toner/ink.
Today's completely unfounded conspiracy theory: The Ellisons paid Trump to speak last night during the Survivor finale so that people will be forced to subscribe to Paramount+ to see the entire episode.
December 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Today's completely unfounded conspiracy theory: The Ellisons paid Trump to speak last night during the Survivor finale so that people will be forced to subscribe to Paramount+ to see the entire episode.
Oh cool. Nintendo bricked 3rd party docks with the Switch 2 System update. Very cool, guys.
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh cool. Nintendo bricked 3rd party docks with the Switch 2 System update. Very cool, guys.
Congratulations to the 2027 MLB Lockout for Winning the 2025 World Series!
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Congratulations to the 2027 MLB Lockout for Winning the 2025 World Series!
I wish I could have the level of excitement my child has for the world. Pooping on the toilet and yelling “THAT. WAS. EPIC!!!”
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I wish I could have the level of excitement my child has for the world. Pooping on the toilet and yelling “THAT. WAS. EPIC!!!”
Why do basement poops smell so much worse than main floor poops?
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Why do basement poops smell so much worse than main floor poops?
I’m delighted (and lightly amused) watching my wife and son experience Yoshi’s Island for the first time. What a whimsical and cute game.
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’m delighted (and lightly amused) watching my wife and son experience Yoshi’s Island for the first time. What a whimsical and cute game.
The Format has a new album coming out? What year is it?
October 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The Format has a new album coming out? What year is it?
As an act of protest against ties in the NFL, I am boycotting the Packers next weekend. I will not watch their game next weekend.
September 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
As an act of protest against ties in the NFL, I am boycotting the Packers next weekend. I will not watch their game next weekend.
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It’s sad how many self centered people there are now.
September 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s sad how many self centered people there are now.
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An airplane flying around Soldier Field ahead of the Chicago Bears home opener, is dragging a banner that reads “HEY ICE MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS”
September 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
An airplane flying around Soldier Field ahead of the Chicago Bears home opener, is dragging a banner that reads “HEY ICE MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS”
First afternoon working remotely with my son. He's home for a total of about 45 seconds and drives a Hot Wheels car under the refrigerator. I can't get it out. He's upset. We're off to a great start.
September 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
First afternoon working remotely with my son. He's home for a total of about 45 seconds and drives a Hot Wheels car under the refrigerator. I can't get it out. He's upset. We're off to a great start.
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Woah, incredible. The release of Everybody’s Golf: Hot Shots today has crashed both the eShop and Steam. Guess fans are really excited to see a sequel to their beloved game after seven years
September 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Woah, incredible. The release of Everybody’s Golf: Hot Shots today has crashed both the eShop and Steam. Guess fans are really excited to see a sequel to their beloved game after seven years
I don't know what the business model is, but I convinced myself this morning that "Breaking Bread," the Catholic song book that's in churches, was predatory SaaS before predatory SaaS was a thing.
September 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I don't know what the business model is, but I convinced myself this morning that "Breaking Bread," the Catholic song book that's in churches, was predatory SaaS before predatory SaaS was a thing.
I saw the ENT Surgeon that I had for my tonsillectomy again today for another minor procedure. She walked into the room, looked at me, and went "Ahhh! I remember you!" She then proceeded to tell the nurse every detail about how I had the worst tonsils she's ever seen. At least I'm memorably bad?
August 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I saw the ENT Surgeon that I had for my tonsillectomy again today for another minor procedure. She walked into the room, looked at me, and went "Ahhh! I remember you!" She then proceeded to tell the nurse every detail about how I had the worst tonsils she's ever seen. At least I'm memorably bad?
It is halftime. Your move,
NFL.
NFL.
August 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It is halftime. Your move,
NFL.
NFL.
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We are on BURGER WATCH 🍔!
If the @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social win tonight, that means George Webb restaurants will give away 1 free burger to customers.
Back in 1987, they gave away over 170,000 burgers.
If the @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social win tonight, that means George Webb restaurants will give away 1 free burger to customers.
Back in 1987, they gave away over 170,000 burgers.
July 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We are on BURGER WATCH 🍔!
If the @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social win tonight, that means George Webb restaurants will give away 1 free burger to customers.
Back in 1987, they gave away over 170,000 burgers.
If the @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social win tonight, that means George Webb restaurants will give away 1 free burger to customers.
Back in 1987, they gave away over 170,000 burgers.
It’s half time in Green Bay. This unauthorized account of the game is brought to you by me. Your move, NFL.
August 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It’s half time in Green Bay. This unauthorized account of the game is brought to you by me. Your move, NFL.
Kids playing Mario Kart is such an interesting phenomenon. The less they touch the controller the better they do.
August 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Kids playing Mario Kart is such an interesting phenomenon. The less they touch the controller the better they do.
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How it feels to type in the MFA code from an authenticator app just before it refreshes
a person is laying on the ground in a dark room with a window .
ALT: a person is laying on the ground in a dark room with a window .
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July 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
How it feels to type in the MFA code from an authenticator app just before it refreshes
iPadOS is adding a cursor, a menu bar, and windowing? Revolutionary. What a time to be alive.
June 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
iPadOS is adding a cursor, a menu bar, and windowing? Revolutionary. What a time to be alive.