Basically, Daria
@basicallydaria.bsky.social
“Dummy thicc and nothing more”
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
Things my 10yo has been mad at me for today:
- she stayed with her grandma last night (which she asked to do)
- her tummy hurt
- she wanted McDonald’s and had to wait until we got to the McDonald’s
- her video game made her mad
- she stayed with her grandma last night (which she asked to do)
- her tummy hurt
- she wanted McDonald’s and had to wait until we got to the McDonald’s
- her video game made her mad
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Things my 10yo has been mad at me for today:
- she stayed with her grandma last night (which she asked to do)
- her tummy hurt
- she wanted McDonald’s and had to wait until we got to the McDonald’s
- her video game made her mad
- she stayed with her grandma last night (which she asked to do)
- her tummy hurt
- she wanted McDonald’s and had to wait until we got to the McDonald’s
- her video game made her mad
My daughter making us watch the Sleepytime episode of Bluey on Thanksgiving to launch us all into a fit of sobbing
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
My daughter making us watch the Sleepytime episode of Bluey on Thanksgiving to launch us all into a fit of sobbing
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tsa agent: sorry, you can only board with 3.4 oz of liquid or less.
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
November 25, 2024 at 3:28 PM
tsa agent: sorry, you can only board with 3.4 oz of liquid or less.
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
me: ok, just toss it out then.
Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what
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[finding a dead body] looks like we got ourselves a whodidit
November 25, 2024 at 2:21 AM
[finding a dead body] looks like we got ourselves a whodidit
A vacation isn’t enough. I need to go on a 24-hour roadtrip to nowhere with no one.
November 23, 2024 at 4:41 PM
A vacation isn’t enough. I need to go on a 24-hour roadtrip to nowhere with no one.
Being a parent is crazy cuz you’ll be having the most annoying day in the world and here comes a 10yo
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Being a parent is crazy cuz you’ll be having the most annoying day in the world and here comes a 10yo
Average cat lady Thursday
November 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Average cat lady Thursday
Me, if you care
23000 BCE cave engraving of a woman at Cussac, France
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Me, if you care
“Bedtime is the worst part of the day” a 10yo who doesn’t know that in 15 years, at most, bedtime will be the best part of the day
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 AM
“Bedtime is the worst part of the day” a 10yo who doesn’t know that in 15 years, at most, bedtime will be the best part of the day
Pictured: suspect got too comfy and fell off my lap and tried to catch himself by digging his claws into my thigh… allegedly
November 20, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Pictured: suspect got too comfy and fell off my lap and tried to catch himself by digging his claws into my thigh… allegedly
Where are all the jokes here? Where’s the whimsy?
November 19, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Where are all the jokes here? Where’s the whimsy?
Contrary to other people who post that they do not reply to DMs, I DO reply to DMs but I do it with hate in my heart
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Contrary to other people who post that they do not reply to DMs, I DO reply to DMs but I do it with hate in my heart
Realizing I’m going to have to cultivate Reply Guys again. A shame, really
November 16, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Realizing I’m going to have to cultivate Reply Guys again. A shame, really
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Here’s update cat pictures for pet tax
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Here’s update cat pictures for pet tax
Guess I’m posting here now
November 15, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Guess I’m posting here now
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
I said follow my catstagram https://instagram.com/bow_tie_beans?igshid=MjEwN2IyYWYwYw==
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July 21, 2023 at 8:18 PM
I said follow my catstagram https://instagram.com/bow_tie_beans?igshid=MjEwN2IyYWYwYw==
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who knew the bottom would fall out of a market for things you can literally steal with a right-click
July 5, 2023 at 1:30 AM
who knew the bottom would fall out of a market for things you can literally steal with a right-click
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[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming
July 5, 2023 at 1:34 AM
[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming