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Darla
@basicandbizarre.bsky.social
Librarian, TTRPG designer, autistic trans dyke. she/her
"Dilbert is killbert" is INCREDIBLE.
January 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
STOLAS IS EVEN AN OWL!!! LOVE THESE!
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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expectation: you will walk down the street hailed by beautiful white women thanking you for Saving The Homeland

reality: a woman who looks exactly like your mom calls you a whiny bitch and the cute cashier gives you the finger and tells you to go fuck yourself and everyone laughs when you fall down
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Perfection.
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Now in colour, courtesy of Mike Spicer who works with Daniel Warren Johnson on Skybound TF:
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
But at least my loval Vietnamese restaurant knows who I am? *big shrug*
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I read a couple pages of some schlocky occult spy novel I got on sale, got distracted when my meal was served, forgot it at the restaurant, a pandemic happened, and 2 years later I came in for takeaway and they said "Hey did you leave this here?"

Couldn't be arsed to start it again.
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM